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Offline Redbonnie

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2024, 07:23:15 am »
Just making it a wee bit hard for ourselves as usual but we'll win it in the end!  8)

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2024, 11:45:40 am »
The boards are massively negative right now so I’m looking for a thread to hide in before our next game… so, fellow deluded Rawkites, any plans for the weekend? Weather is lovely today.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2024, 02:28:33 pm »
Go on ...... I'm in. It'll be, literally the crowning glory.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2024, 03:34:03 pm »
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2024, 07:19:35 pm »
Of course we can win the League.

Maybe this has been our slump.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2024, 08:17:16 pm »


Shouldn't this be in the new manager thread!   :)

 We're going to win this! 
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2024, 08:41:00 pm »
We just got the ass kicking we needed to wake up and kick on. Time to play a little angry
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2024, 10:31:37 pm »
BDB - Band of Deluded Bellends.  ;D

I like the sound of it.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2024, 10:49:09 pm »
My continued faith made me recall Bill Murray's chant in the film Meatballs.


It just doesn't matter
It just doesn't matter
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #89 on: April 13, 2024, 06:06:49 am »
Every match is a cup final from here on in. 
We’re going to win the League.
Happy days.
Bring on Sunday.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2024, 07:38:10 pm »
It's difficult to stay positive after our game today but the fact that Arsenal lost too means that my delusion goes on a little while longer. This aint over yet.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #91 on: April 14, 2024, 07:45:46 pm »
It's difficult to stay positive after our game today but the fact that Arsenal lost too means that my delusion goes on a little while longer. This aint over yet.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #93 on: April 14, 2024, 07:56:20 pm »
We are in need of confidence and a momentum shift. Anything can happen......
 
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #94 on: April 14, 2024, 08:00:51 pm »
Feeling better after this loss somehow. We’re in nothing to lose mode now. We’re comfortable there.

Bring it on.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #95 on: April 14, 2024, 08:09:02 pm »
Just can’t see those cheating c*nts losing from here and us winning out.. for that reason I hand in my membership at the deluded bellend club. I’ll see myself out  :-[
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #96 on: April 14, 2024, 08:12:35 pm »
Just can’t see those cheating c*nts losing from here and us winning out.. for that reason I hand in my membership at the deluded bellend club. I’ll see myself out  :-[
Why pull the communication cord now? Stay on the train until the end of the journey.

Your resignation has been rejected.  ;)
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #97 on: April 14, 2024, 08:19:04 pm »
Why pull the communication cord now? Stay on the train until the end of the journey.

Your resignation has been rejected.  ;)

Damn right. There's only seven more games to be delusional in so stay for the ride. After then you may leave, if you wish. There'll probably be another one in August.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #98 on: April 14, 2024, 08:20:40 pm »
While there is hope, we need to fight on. Tomorrow's another day....
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #99 on: April 14, 2024, 08:21:38 pm »
Why pull the communication cord now? Stay on the train until the end of the journey.

Your resignation has been rejected.  ;)
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2024, 08:44:29 pm »
Every match is a cup final from here on in. 
We’re going to win the League.
Happy days.
Bring on Sunday.

That’s what we said last weekend

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2024, 09:09:00 pm »
That’s what we said last weekend
and will continue to say until it's no longer mathematically possible  :D

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #102 on: April 14, 2024, 09:29:53 pm »
Chins up, everyone. We're just lulling Arsenal and Abu Dhabi into a false sense of security before we pounce.

It's all part of the plan.  :)
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #103 on: April 14, 2024, 09:33:48 pm »
Wherever you are right now, at home on your laptop, in the pub on your phone, in the office on a Monday morning, stand up tall, pump your chest out, clench your fists.......

Then shout at the top of your voice......

THIS ISN'T FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #104 on: April 14, 2024, 09:36:49 pm »
Feel positive tonight.  We start on Thursday then wipe the floor with Fulham.  Two points off the top with six to play. Game on.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #105 on: April 14, 2024, 10:21:20 pm »
The portly lady isn't even clearing her throat yet. This ain't over till it's over.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #106 on: April 14, 2024, 10:42:24 pm »
2 key games for me this season

luton away and united away in the fa cup

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #107 on: April 14, 2024, 10:58:59 pm »
Still think we can win this thing.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #108 on: April 14, 2024, 11:23:14 pm »
Good to see this is still around
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #109 on: April 14, 2024, 11:29:12 pm »
Sticky few hours for this thread but we pulled through.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #110 on: April 14, 2024, 11:35:34 pm »
We didn’t win the title enough times when we completely deserved it. I actually rather like our position in the table now. Heat and expectation is a bit off now … let’s see what the lads can do in the final stretch ;)
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2024, 11:56:12 pm »
We didn’t win the title enough times when we completely deserved it. I actually rather like our position in the table now. Heat and expectation is a bit off now … let’s see what the lads can do in the final stretch ;)

Not that different to 21/22, City were ahead then as well.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #112 on: April 16, 2024, 03:49:45 am »
We shall win 4-0 on Thursday at Gewiss. Let's do this!!!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #113 on: April 16, 2024, 04:37:02 am »
still very much alive! will be an exciting run in.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #114 on: April 16, 2024, 04:37:32 am »
10% chance of success? Bring it on!
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #115 on: April 16, 2024, 05:56:48 am »
Never STOP BELIEVING.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #116 on: April 16, 2024, 11:44:08 am »
We play twice before Abu Dhabi, so lets be 4 points ahead of them by the time they go to Brighton and see what happens

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #117 on: April 16, 2024, 01:15:27 pm »
Not gonna lie, needed this thread!

I am now also a Deluded Bellend! Bring it on.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #118 on: April 16, 2024, 01:19:56 pm »
Believe in belief, at the end of the storm there's a golden sky.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #119 on: April 16, 2024, 01:59:57 pm »
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