I wondered why you were watched, makes sense now.
I would have a fuckin boss laugh if he worked in our place. Defo a meerkat.
Send him over.
BTW - I think there is an existing thread on this subject.
You can have him! He's a borderline psycho.
This is a cracker this one. As an example, years ago when he was suspicious of his ex, he would get up, walk around to where her desk was while she was on the phone, and pretend he was getting stationary, and as she was chatting he would be clocking the number on the phone display!! Serious. About 5 of us saw him doing it.
Anyway, one day, when he was watching me thinking I was seeing his ex, she wasn't in (she used to sit next to me), and I was on the phone chatting away. Anyway, he gets up, walks past my desk and muttered the name of the company I was on the phone to under his breath as he walked past!! So he'd clocked the number, because I hadn't mentioned them in my conversation!!!
So fucking fuming, I said to some other workmates 'I'm going to put a post-it note over the phone display' and then call someone and see what he does. So I did it, called a mate, and started a conversation. He gets up, comes OVER to me, while I'm on the phone, and whispered 'can I have this post it note' and took it off the display (so he could see if the number was her number)!!! Seriously.
After that, more things happened, until I finally snapped and took him outside and nearly fucking chinned him, and told him to pack it in or a complaint is going in.
He stopped there and then. He shat himself. So since then, he's shit scared of me, but he's been stalking plenty of other women in the office since.
Like I say, fucking NUTTER. I still work with him, and he's still as bad in a way, but he's terrified of me after what happened with his ex. And there was more than just that, I mean, really weird stuff. Doesn't stop the staring though.
I avoid the lad like the plague now.