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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #160 on: May 6, 2014, 11:07:50 pm »


Um.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #161 on: May 6, 2014, 11:08:47 pm »
Holding himself well for a fella of 59. Looks 45, tops.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #162 on: May 6, 2014, 11:13:18 pm »
Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on May  6, 2014, 11:08:47 pm
Holding himself well for a fella of 59. Looks 45, tops.
You must of come across some ropey looking 45 year olds in your time to think that
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #163 on: May 6, 2014, 11:21:43 pm »
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He looks almost Bert Reynolds in that, very cool.  ;)
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #164 on: May 6, 2014, 11:31:15 pm »
Kinell lads I feel out-tactic-ed just being in this thread.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #165 on: May 6, 2014, 11:37:36 pm »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #166 on: May 7, 2014, 12:39:56 am »


Look at that leader who celebrates with his backroom staff <3
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #167 on: May 7, 2014, 12:41:15 am »
Don't worry lads! He's planning for next Sunday

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #168 on: May 7, 2014, 01:21:39 am »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #169 on: May 7, 2014, 03:44:29 am »
What a pose!
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #170 on: May 7, 2014, 03:45:06 am »
Like a boss!

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #171 on: May 7, 2014, 03:48:26 am »
You can bet yourself that Fat Sam doesn't want to be the team that gets spanked and see his opponents parade a trophy around in front of them. Surely no team would want to be the team everyone remembers as another teams' title clinching game...

Same probably goes for Newcastle though really.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #172 on: May 7, 2014, 09:15:03 am »
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #173 on: May 7, 2014, 09:17:43 am »
They have taken a few beatings already from City this season. 3-1, 3-0 and 6-0.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #174 on: May 7, 2014, 09:19:19 am »
Quote from: Lawnmowerman on May  6, 2014, 11:13:18 pm
You must of come across some ropey looking 45 year olds in your time to think that

He has, but it pays well.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #175 on: May 7, 2014, 09:21:01 am »
Quote from: killer_heels on May  7, 2014, 09:17:43 am
They have taken a few beatings already from City this season. 3-1, 3-0 and 6-0.

Things come in three's - therefore no chance they'll lose a fourth time.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #176 on: May 7, 2014, 10:44:26 am »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #177 on: May 7, 2014, 10:47:22 am »
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Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"

Yes you can,you beauty.Beat City so you can prove it to those that don't believe in you.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #178 on: May 7, 2014, 11:07:56 am »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #179 on: May 7, 2014, 12:30:06 pm »


He even has a headset, this man knows the modern game
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #180 on: May 7, 2014, 12:32:49 pm »
This is the manager of the England XI for Soccer Aid. What a man.

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #181 on: May 7, 2014, 04:12:40 pm »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #182 on: May 7, 2014, 09:14:44 pm »
SAVES US BIG SAM!

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #183 on: May 7, 2014, 09:25:23 pm »
"I need a heroooooo!"
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #184 on: May 7, 2014, 09:30:16 pm »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #185 on: May 7, 2014, 09:32:12 pm »
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #186 on: May 7, 2014, 09:38:13 pm »
This guy is not going to do us any favors.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #187 on: May 7, 2014, 09:41:15 pm »
Quote from: wellred99 on May  7, 2014, 09:38:13 pm
This guy is not going to do us any favors.

I don't think Nolan, Carroll and Downing are going to pay any attention to his horrible tactics this time.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #188 on: May 7, 2014, 09:45:24 pm »
If this man can mastermind a victory over City on Sunday, I will name my firstborn child Allardyce. Boy or girl
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #189 on: May 7, 2014, 09:47:55 pm »
Meh, not expecting anything from these lot.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #190 on: May 7, 2014, 09:48:33 pm »
It is time.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says &quot;I could manage Real&quot;
« Reply #191 on: May 7, 2014, 09:49:08 pm »

Quote from: RedJim on May  7, 2014, 09:45:24 pm
If this man can mastermind a victory over City on Sunday, I will name my firstborn child Allardyce. Boy or girl

I won't go that far but I would maybe buy a home shirt and then give it to charity.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #192 on: May 7, 2014, 09:49:29 pm »
West Ham have had a week to prepare, whereas City will be playing their third game in 8 days.  If they're going to slip up, it'll be against Fat Big Sam.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #193 on: May 7, 2014, 09:49:44 pm »
He will deffo do a lap of honour on horseback round the Etihad if he wins.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #194 on: May 7, 2014, 09:50:07 pm »
Quote from: RedJim on May  7, 2014, 09:45:24 pm
If this man can mastermind a victory over City on Sunday, I will name my firstborn child Allardyce. Boy or girl

I'll second that but I'd rather go with Sam
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #195 on: May 7, 2014, 09:50:33 pm »
Quote from: tonysleft on May  7, 2014, 09:49:44 pm
He will deffo do a lap of honour on horseback round the Etihad if he wins.

Strap a saddle on Carroll and he's good to go.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #196 on: May 7, 2014, 09:55:49 pm »
Quote from: tubby on May  7, 2014, 09:50:33 pm
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Re: Sam Allardyce says &quot;I could manage Real&quot;
« Reply #197 on: May 7, 2014, 09:57:44 pm »
Quote from: tonysleft on May  7, 2014, 09:49:44 pm
He will deffo do a lap of honour on horseback round the Etihad if he wins.

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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #198 on: May 7, 2014, 09:58:11 pm »
Quote from: tonysleft on May  7, 2014, 09:49:44 pm
He will deffo do a lap of honour on horseback round the Etihad if he wins.

He'll probably do that anyway, he likes his limelight does Sam.
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Re: Sam Allardyce says "I could manage Real"
« Reply #199 on: May 7, 2014, 09:59:41 pm »
My time to shine!

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