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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #160 on: September 29, 2015, 07:20:27 am »
Indeed, love Flora, she's probably the weakest baker of the remaining lot, but hope she somehow flukes her way into the final

Wait, is she really 19 as someone said in one of the previous pages?

19 in Glasgow years making her 38 in human years.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #161 on: September 29, 2015, 11:21:42 am »
I believe Flora is doing a Degree in the History of Fine Art at St Andrews University.

We have so much in common it's uncanny.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #162 on: September 29, 2015, 11:27:56 am »
I believe Flora is doing a Degree in the History of Fine Art at St Andrews University.

We have so much in common it's uncanny.

Because you also live on the same island? It's fate.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #163 on: September 29, 2015, 12:13:49 pm »
Now Paul's out I want Nadiya to win, although I could live with Tamal.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #164 on: September 29, 2015, 12:16:19 pm »
although I could live with Tamal.

You'd be fat in no time though (as would any of us)

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #165 on: September 29, 2015, 12:34:45 pm »

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #166 on: September 30, 2015, 08:21:45 pm »
That's it, Flora is gone.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #167 on: September 30, 2015, 08:24:36 pm »
She's doomed bless her
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #168 on: September 30, 2015, 08:33:36 pm »
I want Nadiya to be my best mate.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #169 on: September 30, 2015, 08:37:42 pm »
Go head Flora, hope this fucks Ian out the door.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #170 on: September 30, 2015, 08:38:52 pm »
Chocolate souffle just seems wrong.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #171 on: September 30, 2015, 08:42:32 pm »
Come on Flora you got this
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #172 on: September 30, 2015, 08:43:41 pm »
Really don't want to see Ian's chocolate centrepiece.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #173 on: September 30, 2015, 08:59:47 pm »
Bastids
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #174 on: September 30, 2015, 09:00:52 pm »
Fucking Ian, the handle broke for fucks sake!!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #175 on: September 30, 2015, 09:03:17 pm »
How can Flora win the tech challenge and go home I'm getting angry about Bake off.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #176 on: September 30, 2015, 09:43:31 pm »
Bye Flora

Until we meet one fine day perusing the art galleries of Edinburgh. God speed my Caledonian temptress.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #177 on: September 30, 2015, 11:06:08 pm »
Ian should have gone

Hope Nadiya wins it now - or Tamal

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #178 on: October 1, 2015, 08:03:23 am »
Nadiya <3

Final could go any way, really, I can't be doing with Ian but he's done well enough that he merits being there and if he has a great day he can win. Tamal is very solid but perhaps needs to go up just a notch.

GO NADIYA <3

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #179 on: October 1, 2015, 08:05:55 am »
Haha, classic.

Was just contemplating how the final line-up is a representation of the wonderful diversity of culture, race and  religion we have in the UK.

Despite not knowing any of them, I feel quite proud.

Read the Telegraph review, as I like aspects of that paper if not the overall political view, and the first comment was "Nadiya will win because she is a Muslim and there's an agenda". Read the Daily Heil comments for an even bigger laugh.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #180 on: October 1, 2015, 08:49:50 am »
In fairness the starting lineup was a wide range of cultures so it was likely the final would pan out like that.

Ian is the GBBO equivalent of Man Utd. Everybody wants him to lose but you know the Jammy c*nt will pull something out of the bag in the final showstopper. :no

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #181 on: October 1, 2015, 08:54:15 am »
His showstopper looked impressive but there wasn't much to it in terms of chocolate technique, just a load of moulds. He basically waited for it to set and made some shortbread. It was visually impressive but he should have done more.

I just hope he doesn't win. Every week he tries to seem humble but it turns into a back handed self-compliment.

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« Reply #182 on: October 1, 2015, 09:10:51 am »
His showstopper looked impressive but there wasn't much to it in terms of chocolate technique, just a load of moulds. He basically waited for it to set and made some shortbread. It was visually impressive but he should have done more.

I just hope he doesn't win. Every week he tries to seem humble but it turns into a back handed self-compliment.

Funny as hell when they broke the handle off his wishing well.  The look of disdain on Ian's face was classic.  I'm sure they did it on purpose :)

Going back to last weeks episode - Paul's collapsed Religieuse à l'ancienne (Eclair Nun) was the funniest thing I've seen this series :lmao


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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #183 on: October 1, 2015, 09:17:59 am »
^^^

That still looks immense. I'd gobble that up in no time.

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« Reply #184 on: October 1, 2015, 09:21:07 am »
^^^

That still looks immense. I'd gobble that up in no time.

It looks like a still shot from a Bukake video!!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #185 on: October 1, 2015, 09:34:09 am »
It looks like a still shot from a Bukake video!!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #186 on: October 1, 2015, 11:51:06 am »
It looks like a still shot from a Bukake video!!
Explains Nicks gobbling desire.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #187 on: October 1, 2015, 12:24:53 pm »
Explains Nicks gobbling desire.

"Come to a RAWK Bake Off party" Mouth said.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #188 on: October 1, 2015, 01:42:55 pm »
Bye Flora



My lad has called Tamal since the first 5 mins of episode 1.  He's getting a bit giddy now!

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« Reply #189 on: October 1, 2015, 11:54:46 pm »
My lad has called Tamal since the first 5 mins of episode 1.  He's getting a bit giddy now!


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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #190 on: October 2, 2015, 12:23:18 am »
I'm saying Paul out next, then Flora.  Final three of Ian, Nadiya and Tamal, Tamal out in 3rd and Nadiya winning.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #191 on: October 2, 2015, 07:44:19 am »


 :'(

At least it's the final next week so she'll feature at the big party at the end or whatever that is...

Think Tamal might surprise in the final, but Nadiya is the big favourite (and well deserved)

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« Reply #192 on: October 2, 2015, 10:19:20 am »


 :D

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #193 on: October 6, 2015, 09:34:14 am »
Jurgen Klopp joining LFC and the GBBO final all in the same week.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #194 on: October 7, 2015, 07:55:07 am »
Tonight's the night lads!! (and any ladies who may be interested in baking).

I reckon Crosby Nick will be sat glued to his telly at 8pm sporting his Christmas Pudding Oven Gloves and an apron adorned with a picture of a Woman's body clad in stockings and suspenders.

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« Reply #195 on: October 7, 2015, 10:50:37 am »
I'll be missing it, got a concert in Leeds.  Tamal for me.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #196 on: October 7, 2015, 10:59:43 am »
I'll be missing it, got a concert in Leeds.  Tamal for me.

Mate!!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off
« Reply #197 on: October 7, 2015, 11:38:13 am »
Mate!!

A backstage VIP pass to a Rolling Stones gig with unlimited access to Mick's groupies and Keef's booze/drugs could not drag me away from the Final tonight!!
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« Reply #198 on: October 7, 2015, 12:09:59 pm »
Allow me introduce to BBC iPlayer http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer

Ah great thanks for that

I can go to that Rolling Stones gig after all

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« Reply #199 on: October 7, 2015, 12:16:13 pm »
Ah great thanks for that

I can go to that Rolling Stones gig after all

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'Bake off' over groupies and Rolling Stones though...
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