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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #80 on: January 16, 2024, 07:40:30 am »
That has to be the worst 11 ever.

I know it's liverpool haircuts. But this one still cracks me up


Hands down one of the worst ever. Basically a minge cut.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2024, 08:18:49 am »
That has to be the worst 11 ever.

I know it's liverpool haircuts. But this one still cracks me up

never will any haircut reach the egregious level of that one, no others are even close even tho there are many vomit inducing candidates in this thread

i dont recall that sterling haircut, but yeah, of the liverpool lads that one is clearly the worst for me - i find it funny they fork out a shitload of money for shite that most wouldn't have for free
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2024, 11:18:55 am »

Is playing for Liverpool or a Thermian XI?


I had to google that up and it came up with loads of pictures of some bloke who looked like Almiron.
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2024, 11:24:24 am »
Don't get the shouts for Cissé. I don't think he had any real bad hair cuts. They all seemed to somehow "fit" him. I don't know what it is, but none of them really made you go "What the fuck is that?" like with some others like Darwin's little girl hair do or yellow-hair Abel Xavier. The only one I can think of that was absolutely atrocious, is the one that looked like he saw a pattern on a carpet and told his hairdresser "That's what I want".

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2024, 11:36:25 am »
What is it with players sporting white highlights these days?
Was watching Newcastle-Fulham the other day and there were 3-4 players with white heads, looking like twats.
Is this some general fashion or is it only footballers setting this weird trend?

Robbie Fowler went bottle blond in the 1990s.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2024, 11:42:23 am »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut -

Raul was always one of them lads who I really didn't want to imagine what he got up to in his spare time :)

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2024, 12:03:51 pm »
never will any haircut reach the egregious level of that one, no others are even close even tho there are many vomit inducing candidates in this thread

Made worse by the fact that he did it himself on the eve of winning a World Cup final, thus guaranteeing that it would be immortalised for posterity.