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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #160 on: December 9, 2023, 02:26:36 pm »
Why did they take so long, are they taking the piss after what happened at Spurs
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #161 on: December 9, 2023, 02:26:44 pm »
Every move has Elliot as being pivotal quite the cameo from him this.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #162 on: December 9, 2023, 02:27:05 pm »
Every move has Elliot as being pivotal quite the cameo from him this.
Spoke too soon :). Seriously though he must be close to starting now
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #163 on: December 9, 2023, 02:28:24 pm »
Great subs from the boss today I must say
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #164 on: December 9, 2023, 02:29:47 pm »
90+9. Gomez booked for stopping a break.

no protest form the commentators … exactly the same as Ayew’s
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #165 on: December 9, 2023, 02:30:02 pm »
Joey man of the match, get in. He just needs his goal now....
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #166 on: December 9, 2023, 02:30:45 pm »
90+10

Free kick out wide for them.


Very dangerous this..


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Wow

Offside thoug but 
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #167 on: December 9, 2023, 02:31:53 pm »
90+11

Another corner to them


Cleared
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #168 on: December 9, 2023, 02:32:34 pm »
He's been magnificent Ali today.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #169 on: December 9, 2023, 02:33:18 pm »
90+13


1-2 all over!
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #170 on: December 9, 2023, 02:33:21 pm »
Alisson is incredible
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #171 on: December 9, 2023, 02:33:45 pm »
Get in, Reds top of the league.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #172 on: December 9, 2023, 02:34:22 pm »
Brilliant comeback
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #173 on: December 9, 2023, 02:34:35 pm »
Harvey is the man.

Piss will be boiled everywhere by this

Great way to start the weekend
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #174 on: December 9, 2023, 02:34:39 pm »
Not our best performance but that'll do pig
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #175 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:20 pm »
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #176 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:27 pm »
FUKKK YEEEEAAAHH!!!!!!!
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #177 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:30 pm »
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #178 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:34 pm »
TNT comms are desperate.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #179 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:38 pm »
fuckin hell  ::)

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #180 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:39 pm »
It isn’t pretty, but 3 huge battling wins in a week! Anyone would take that in December.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #181 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:43 pm »
1-2 reinforcements in Jan and we are going to be there end of the season ;D

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #182 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:43 pm »
Thank fuck for that, great buzz though 11 v 11 was concerningly horrific but wins a win!

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #183 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:49 pm »
Dog of a performance.

Don’t deserve it.


Rubbed that c*nt Hodgsons face in it


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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #184 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:52 pm »
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #185 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:52 pm »
Haha, we must piss our rivals off so much

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #186 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:54 pm »
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #187 on: December 9, 2023, 02:36:55 pm »
Ha fucking ha! Commentator is such a knob (as is Ferdinand). Suggesting that Ayew’s sending off wasn’t right. It was a blatant foul stopping  a good breakaway. No debate needed as it was a clear second yellow. Fuck off Owl with your boring negative football. Fuck off Palace you horrible twats. Elliott and Curtis made such a difference
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #188 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:00 pm »
Fuckinghell this moaning over the red is doing my head in. It wasn’t a red card. It was a yellow card. He’d already had a yellow so guess what, two yellows equals red. Really simple.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #189 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:02 pm »
i felt the first yellow was a touch harsh, as a ref i think you need to give the player more than 3 seconds to move away from the ball and van dijk was clever. the second yellow is a stonewall yellow i dont know why they are all making out like it was a foul with no counter attack on.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #190 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:06 pm »
What a win.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #191 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:11 pm »
No idea how we pulled that out of the fire against the full might of the PGMOL. Great energy from Harvey, but overall that was very poor from most players.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #192 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:11 pm »
Was that a penalty? Soft, no? Seriously.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #193 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:13 pm »
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #194 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:14 pm »
Gomez played well when he came on but I’m not sure how he got MOTM over Ali. Some outstanding saves by Ali today have been the platform for us to be able to win that.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #195 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:19 pm »
All’s well that ends well. For 70-odd minutes that was largely awful from us, but who cares now.

Great goal from Elliot. Good subs overall, Gomez was decent too.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #196 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:19 pm »
Subs saved the game for us, each of them with key contributions so well done Klopp for making the changes.

Some of these need to be starting for a bit.

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #197 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:22 pm »
Not been at our best and still winning, that's what winners do!

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #198 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:24 pm »
Never doubted it. ;D

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Liverpool Mateta 57’ Mo 77’ Elliot 90+1’
« Reply #199 on: December 9, 2023, 02:37:32 pm »
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