Author Topic: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs (Read 84290 times)

Passmaster Molby · « **Reply #120 on:** August 11, 2023, 01:11:38 am »

Quote from: Boston always unofficial on August 10, 2023, 08:17:50 pm

My Spurs drinking bud said Harry Kane will see out his contract just to fuck Levy out of a transfer fee.

I think this might have been Kane’s plan all along. I fancy he will move to another English club next summer, and he deliberately played dumb this summer to let the clock tick down and leave Spurs with no option but to either keep him for the season or sell him to a club that he Kane wants to join. I am now thinking he never had any intention of joining Bayern.

Garlicbread · « **Reply #121 on:** August 11, 2023, 01:15:59 am »

Quote from: Passmaster Molby on August 11, 2023, 01:11:38 am

I think this might have been Kane’s plan all along. I fancy he will move to another English club next summer, and he deliberately played dumb this summer to let the clock tick down and leave Spurs with no option but to either keep him for the season or sell him to a club that he Kane wants to join. I am now thinking he never had any intention of joining Bayern.

He's going over for a medical tomorrow.

rushyman · « **Reply #122 on:** August 11, 2023, 01:24:47 am »

Quote from: Garlicbread on August 11, 2023, 01:15:59 am

He's going over for a medical tomorrow.

About time

Grid on the twat needs sorting

afc tukrish · « **Reply #123 on:** August 11, 2023, 01:45:25 am »

Quote from: Schmidt on August 10, 2023, 09:19:36 pm

I wouldn't be surprised to find that he just shit himself at the thought of playing overseas.

Chopper's got wipes for him, no worries...

Skeeve · « **Reply #124 on:** August 11, 2023, 09:24:02 am »

As far as the PL scoring record, can't he just keep claiming them off Spurs players like he did in the past, it is not like he scored that one either?

The North Bank · « **Reply #125 on:** August 11, 2023, 09:33:22 am »

Its getting messy, Tottenham have revoked Kanes permission to fly. Are they fucking with him because he did the same to them yesterday.

tubby · « **Reply #126 on:** August 11, 2023, 09:35:58 am »

Caligula? · « **Reply #127 on:** August 11, 2023, 10:16:12 am »

Absolute joke of a club.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #128 on:** August 11, 2023, 10:21:26 am »

Quote from: The North Bank on August 11, 2023, 09:33:22 am

Its getting messy, Tottenham have revoked Kanes permission to fly. Are they fucking with him because he did the same to them yesterday.

At a guess, I’d say - See Sala, see insurance, see who owns him and see who loses out if something catastrophic happened. Cardiff city know all about this.

Possibly?

The North Bank · « **Reply #129 on:** August 11, 2023, 10:33:40 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on August 11, 2023, 10:21:26 am

At a guess, I’d say - See Sala, see insurance, see who owns him and see who loses out if something catastrophic happened. Cardiff city know all about this.

Possibly?

Or, with Levy being so pedantic and Kane being an absolute tool, Kane used the club to book his flight, first class travel plus hotel, for him and his hard working agent brother, and Levy thought fuck that, pay your own fucking way.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #130 on:** August 11, 2023, 11:04:05 am »

Just incredible if this falls through because Levy didn't think he would accept the offer

lobsterboy · « **Reply #131 on:** August 11, 2023, 11:41:58 am »

Think we should take a minute and spare a thought for Primativ
He has been cry-wanking into his Harry Kane sock for days now.

Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero · « **Reply #132 on:** August 12, 2023, 09:26:13 am »

So now they're just an NFL stadium

Zlen · « **Reply #133 on:** August 12, 2023, 09:31:50 am »

They’ll sink without a trace this season. Aura of ‘he’s the captain and can flop how he wants’ was worth 5 points a season to Spurs, his goals five times that.

Hazell · « **Reply #134 on:** August 12, 2023, 09:40:35 am »

Quote from: Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero on August 12, 2023, 09:26:13 am

So now they're just an NFL stadium

Wasn't that going to be a game changer for them?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #135 on:** August 12, 2023, 10:17:25 am »

Quote from: Hazell on August 12, 2023, 09:40:35 am

Wasn't that going to be a game changer for them?

Yeah. American Football.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #136 on:** August 12, 2023, 10:31:54 am »

Richarlison and Son up front doesn't exactly scream fear for an opposition team

[new username under construction] · « **Reply #137 on:** August 12, 2023, 10:33:47 am »

Quote from: gazzalfc on August 12, 2023, 10:31:54 am

Richarlison and Son up front doesn't exactly scream fear for an opposition team

Richarlison AND his son? There is definitely something dodgy going on there

Ghost Town · « **Reply #138 on:** August 12, 2023, 12:42:14 pm »

Is it true that after moving to Bayern Kane won't be able to face Spurs in the CL?

darragh85 · « **Reply #139 on:** August 12, 2023, 02:07:50 pm »

Was the correct decision for him. Has a chance now to cement himself as a great number 9.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #140 on:** August 12, 2023, 02:24:25 pm »

Quote from: [new username under construction] on August 12, 2023, 10:33:47 am

Richarlison AND his son? There is definitely something dodgy going on there

It makes sense. You can take the player out of Everton…

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #141 on:** August 12, 2023, 02:36:36 pm »

Quote from: Ghost Town on August 12, 2023, 12:42:14 pm

Is it true that after moving to Bayern Kane won't be able to face Spurs in the CL?

Yes, because it will be long after Kane's career is over before they get back into it.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #142 on:** August 12, 2023, 02:37:11 pm »

Quote from: darragh85 on August 12, 2023, 02:07:50 pm

Was the correct decision for him. Has a chance now to cement himself as a great number 9.

In fairness, he already is.

Bread · « **Reply #143 on:** August 12, 2023, 04:09:43 pm »

Son named as the new captain.

Feels like a lazy pick because he's their best player. Doesn't strike me as much of a leader. Cristian Romero vice captain, and James Maddison (what?) as third choice. Distinct lack of leaders all round really.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #144 on:** August 12, 2023, 05:17:35 pm »

Quote from: Bread on August 12, 2023, 04:09:43 pm

Son named as the new captain.

Feels like a lazy pick because he's their best player. Doesn't strike me as much of a leader. Cristian Romero vice captain, and James Maddison (what?) as third choice. Distinct lack of leaders all round really.

I didn't even know he was a Spurs player.

Armchair expert · « **Reply #145 on:** August 12, 2023, 05:30:28 pm »

Just glad he didn't go to Utd which had been rumoured. When you think of the money they waste I'm surprised they never broke the bank to get him

Ghost Town · « **Reply #146 on:** August 12, 2023, 06:10:50 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc∗ on August 12, 2023, 02:36:36 pm

Yes, because it will be long after Kane's career is over before they get back into it.

Heh heh insert "That's the joke" gif

4pool · « **Reply #147 on:** August 12, 2023, 06:13:14 pm »

Quote from: Armchair expert on August 12, 2023, 05:30:28 pm

Just glad he didn't go to Utd which had been rumoured. When you think of the money they waste I'm surprised they never broke the bank to get him

Me too.

He would have guaranteed goals and fouls against him. The refs would have fallen over themselves giving them free kicks.

The North Bank · « **Reply #148 on:** August 12, 2023, 06:42:04 pm »

Kanes on the bench and could make his debut tonight, and win his first ever trophy.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #149 on:** August 12, 2023, 06:46:40 pm »

Quote from: The North Bank on August 12, 2023, 06:42:04 pm

Kanes on the bench and could make his debut tonight, and win his first ever trophy.

Fabio Carvalho on the bench for Leipzig

RMG · « **Reply #150 on:** August 12, 2023, 07:05:06 pm »

Quote from: The North Bank on August 12, 2023, 06:42:04 pm

Kanes on the bench and could make his debut tonight, and win his first ever trophy.

Can't stand Bayern, hope they lose.

The North Bank · « **Reply #151 on:** August 12, 2023, 07:49:01 pm »

Quote from: The North Bank on August 12, 2023, 06:42:04 pm

Kanes on the bench and could make his debut tonight, and win his first ever trophy.

Or not, they’re 1-0 down.

The kane jinx !!

Tonyh8su · « **Reply #152 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:11:13 pm »

Can't believe he's actually gone. Just saw hes on the bench for Bayern. Missed the conclusion due to the Caicedo circus.

So funny. Spurs are done.

jacobs chains · « **Reply #153 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:27:43 pm »

Kane on the bench for Bayern. Comedy gold if he wins his first trophy within 48 hours of leaving Spurs.

Then again..

DangerScouse · « **Reply #154 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:28:53 pm »

Quote from: jacobs chains on August 12, 2023, 08:27:43 pm

Kane on the bench tomorrow for Bayern. Comedy gold if he wins his first trophy within 48 hours of leaving Spurs.

He's on the bench now, it's nearly half time and they are losing 1 nil!

Make that 2 nil!

Hazell · « **Reply #155 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:29:25 pm »

Quote from: DangerScouse on August 12, 2023, 08:28:53 pm

He's on the bench now, it's nearly half time and they are losing 1 nil!

2-0 now

jacobs chains · « **Reply #156 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:30:11 pm »

Quote from: DangerScouse on August 12, 2023, 08:28:53 pm

He's on the bench now, it's nearly half time and they are losing 1 nil!

Make that 2 nil!

HaHaHa. Just saw that and corrected. You were too fast though.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #157 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:31:24 pm »

DangerScouse · « **Reply #158 on:** August 12, 2023, 08:49:05 pm »

Quote from: jacobs chains on August 12, 2023, 08:30:11 pm

HaHaHa. Just saw that and corrected. You were too fast though.

4pool · « **Reply #159 on:** August 12, 2023, 09:21:25 pm »

Make that 3-nil