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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1120 on: December 6, 2013, 08:25:03 pm »
Poor Effes.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1121 on: December 6, 2013, 08:28:03 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on December  6, 2013, 08:25:03 pm
Poor Effes.
he was alright until your post taking the piss :D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1122 on: December 6, 2013, 08:33:10 pm »
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Offline Mouth

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1123 on: December 6, 2013, 08:47:09 pm »
Quote from: Sleighdy Craig on December  6, 2013, 08:28:03 pm
he was alright until your post taking the piss :D
I know, I feel kinda bad he left because of it, was a fucking good joke though ;D

Nick, you're a bad man ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1124 on: December 6, 2013, 08:53:43 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on December  6, 2013, 08:47:09 pm
I know, I feel kinda bad he left because of it, was a fucking good joke though ;D

Nick, you're a bad man ;D
nah he was copping shite a few times leading up to that day, I think yours was just the last straw :)
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Offline Mouth

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1125 on: December 6, 2013, 08:56:36 pm »
Quote from: Sleighdy Craig on December  6, 2013, 08:53:43 pm
nah he was copping shite a few times leading up to that day, I think yours was just the last straw :)
Yeah I know, I don't regret the joke one bit, I never do ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1126 on: December 6, 2013, 08:57:07 pm »
The Last BearEnder?
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1127 on: December 7, 2013, 01:20:26 am »
Wow - poor guy

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1128 on: December 7, 2013, 10:59:27 am »
Poor old Effes to see this reappear and take all the flak - especially when you had the likes of 'West Ham Paul' openly admitting on his profile "I'm forever blowing bubbles!"

I remember the story in the paper and Wacko Jacko went mad. Think he got an injunction out against paul in the end.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1129 on: May 17, 2014, 01:36:00 pm »
Never forget.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1130 on: May 17, 2014, 02:14:11 pm »
Quote from: Ｓｉａｎ on May 17, 2014, 01:36:00 pm
Never forget.
The stick got a bit much for poor Effes it seems. Shame. Dont think it was a reason to bin the site. There was nothing major in it
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1131 on: May 17, 2014, 02:35:11 pm »
Man and Seal
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1132 on: May 17, 2014, 02:51:15 pm »
Quote from: Lawnmowerman on May 17, 2014, 02:14:11 pm
The stick got a bit much for poor Effes it seems. Shame. Dont think it was a reason to bin the site. There was nothing major in it

He left when every post of his was met with some response to do with animal related puns. Not because of this thread. He took this thread rather well to be fair.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1133 on: May 17, 2014, 03:47:50 pm »
Quote from: jooneyisdagod on May 17, 2014, 02:51:15 pm
He left when every post of his was met with some response to do with animal related puns. Not because of this thread. He took this thread rather well to be fair.

Yeah, probably got a bit much for him to bear.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1134 on: May 17, 2014, 04:27:09 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May 17, 2014, 03:47:50 pm
Yeah, probably got a bit much for him to bear.
See what you did there  ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1135 on: May 17, 2014, 04:52:04 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May 17, 2014, 03:47:50 pm
Yeah, probably got a bit much for him to bear.

Still could have shown a bit more dogged resistance though, I mean he left him self wide open to all our horse play!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1136 on: May 17, 2014, 05:48:00 pm »
Quote from: jooneyisdagod on May 17, 2014, 02:51:15 pm
He left when every post of his was met with some response to do with animal related puns. Not because of this thread. He took this thread rather well to be fair.
By 'it' i meant the stick, not the thread
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1137 on: May 17, 2014, 08:06:50 pm »
i'd guess he wants to come back but feels a bit sheepish.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1138 on: May 17, 2014, 08:26:18 pm »
We didn't offend him on porpoise.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1139 on: May 17, 2014, 08:41:59 pm »
Quote from: Ｓｉａｎ on May 17, 2014, 08:26:18 pm
We didn't offend him on porpoise.

He must have felt Bull ied though
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1140 on: May 17, 2014, 09:22:57 pm »
Give him a break eh lads?

Enough of this carp.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1141 on: May 17, 2014, 10:34:06 pm »
Quote from: rusty-la on May 17, 2014, 09:22:57 pm
Give him a break eh lads?

Enough of this carp.

Sorry, but eel not read it anyway!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1142 on: May 18, 2014, 01:01:22 am »
Maybe let sleeping dogs lie?
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1143 on: May 18, 2014, 01:21:20 am »
You lie down with dogs you are going to wake up with fleas.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1144 on: May 18, 2014, 01:57:43 am »
Horse cock.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1145 on: May 18, 2014, 04:47:33 am »
Well, that was hawkward!

A guy makes one mistake and gets dogs abuse for it.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1146 on: May 18, 2014, 09:09:03 am »
You know how it is,

You save thousands of people from certain death and fuck one goat and guess what people remember you for...
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1147 on: May 18, 2014, 09:33:25 pm »
Quote from: Ｓｉａｎ on May 17, 2014, 01:36:00 pm
Never forget.

Elephants, too? The dirty bastard.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1148 on: May 18, 2014, 10:05:14 pm »
Having read this whole thread at the time, and again tonight the only one that made me actually laugh out loud was Rhino that you did last summer. Played nick.
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Offline Mouth

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1149 on: May 18, 2014, 10:09:13 pm »
Quote from: jooneyisdagod on May 17, 2014, 02:51:15 pm
He left when every post of his was met with some response to do with animal related puns. Not because of this thread. He took this thread rather well to be fair.
My fault, I was the final straw. Sorry he legged it like, but I don't regret it, not one bit, it was a fucking good joke.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1150 on: May 19, 2014, 02:39:10 am »
Quote from: Mouth on May 18, 2014, 10:09:13 pm
My fault, I was the final straw. Sorry he legged it like, but I don't regret it, not one bit, it was a fucking good joke.

The straw that broke the camel's back?
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Offline Mouth

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1151 on: May 20, 2014, 02:30:12 pm »
Quote from: Ｓｉａｎ on May 19, 2014, 02:39:10 am
The straw that broke the camel's back?
Yes, he got the hump with me.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1152 on: May 20, 2014, 02:31:46 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on May 20, 2014, 02:30:12 pm
Yes, he got the hump with me.

You still in the Doghouse? I know he still is.
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Offline Mouth

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1153 on: May 20, 2014, 02:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Frisbee Nick on May 20, 2014, 02:31:46 pm
You still in the Doghouse? I know he still is.
He said to meet him for a drink, its a Tuesday so he'll be up the old sheep dog.

Yaagh ;)
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Jurgen! What is best in life?

Crush your enemies. See dem driven before you. Hear d'lamentations of der vimmen.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1154 on: August 19, 2014, 12:04:59 am »
One of the funniest threads on RAWK, been howling laughing re-reading this thread & i've read through the thread a few times previosly. :lmao :lmao
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1155 on: October 13, 2014, 06:16:39 pm »
:lmao
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1156 on: October 13, 2014, 06:41:46 pm »
Never gets old.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1157 on: October 13, 2014, 06:42:16 pm »
Comedy gold stuff ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1158 on: October 14, 2014, 11:57:31 pm »
Quote from: Effes on August 24, 2012, 06:49:45 pm
Don't friggin tell me you haven't had a sneaky peak at animal porn

May the one who hasn't cast the first stone!!

Quote from: Cochise on August 24, 2012, 06:51:00 pm
*casts stone*

Makes me laugh every time I read it  :D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1159 on: October 15, 2014, 12:00:27 am »
Quote from: Crosby StillsAndNash on August 24, 2012, 07:03:42 pm
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.
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