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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2008, 09:58:11 am »
:lmao this thread has me in tears
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2008, 09:58:34 am »
Isnt it fuckin awful having to go with our begging bowls to DIC to save us.

Its like when Everton where begging us for a groundshare.
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2008, 10:00:22 am »
ps. May the I'm sorry I seem to have lost the ability to think for myself touch you with his noodley appendage.
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2008, 10:05:14 am »
Dear-est Sameer,

I've been living a lie too. I hate to wank the yanks. I always wanted your DIC.

Please...

Sincerely,
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2008, 10:11:45 am »
I sent dis one cos I fink dis is a boss ideer.
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2008, 10:13:51 am »
Al Ansari could even be a poster/read on RAWK, ya know.
Probably cracking himself up with this thread, but hey...
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2008, 10:14:41 am »
I don't know too much about DIC

It sure doesn't sound that way pal.

Think on eh?
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2008, 10:18:55 am »
I've never came across such a bunch of sneering, snide, know it all, piss taking c*nts, as there is on this forum.







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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2008, 10:22:46 am »
unfortunatly after moores sold out we can be pimped to pretty much anyone
i feel like our club is being turned into an expensive hooker there for the richest bidder
that now sounds desperate 'please take me'
well thats how i see it???
We don't need Gerrard against madrid anyway, they are shite

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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2008, 10:24:33 am »
I've never came across such a bunch of sneering, snide, know it all, piss taking c*nts, as there is on this forum.


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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2008, 11:19:38 am »

May Allah and God continue to bless you

Crackerjack Sam and Christian Cobblah, Life Long Liverpool Fans

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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2008, 11:43:39 am »

--May Allah and God continue to bless you--

:lmao

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So.... FOWLER used to be Mr. Sameer blesser   :o  aside Him  ;)
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2008, 11:47:26 am »
I've never came across such a bunch of sneering, snide, know it all, piss taking c*nts, as there is on this forum.


You should see the board at Liverpool
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2008, 12:20:18 pm »
This is an email me and my friend have sent to Al Ansari. Desperate times call for desperate measures.


Dear Mr Sameer Al Ansari,

Please come and end this horror at liverpool FC. We don't know what's happening at LFC, all we know is that under the current regime (Hicks and Gillett), they appear to treat Liverpool like a bond or share that can be bought and sold and refinanced for profit, as opposed to an institution that comprises the hopes and dreams of millions across the globe. They use the words like 'sports franchise' and not Liverpool. They talk like professionals yet they don't know the true meaning of Liverpool. This kind of mis-management will mean that the best interest of the club will never be materialised and our great club will very shortly become a disgrace.

I don't know too much about DIC, but i am very impresseed with your portfolio of investment and the attention that the organisation pays to each of your dealings and it will be an honour for DIC and a club like Liverpool to have a healthy partnership. As a fan i know you can relate when i use words like the 'hopes and dreams'.

We are monitoring the situation and are hopeful that yourself and his honrable Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rasid Al Maktoum can come up with a situation that allows the purchase of LFC soon.

Until then, our hopes and dreams are with you.

May Allah and God continue to bless you

Crackerjack Sam and Christian Cobblah, Life Long Liverpool Fans

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If you want to email Al Ansari, his address is as follows: sameer.alansari@dubaiic.com

we sent it not long ago and we haven't received an email error message.
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crackerjack? yeah that sounds about right

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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2008, 12:44:22 pm »
Since Muslims believe in only one creator - known as God in English and Allah in arabic, you'd more likely to offend them by assuming they have two gods - with different names!

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That wouldn't offend a muslim.  More like confused them.  Because Muslims believe that the God they worship and the God the Christians worship is one and the same God (same for the Jews)... children of Abraham and all that.

A more sensible way to close the email would simply have been "May God be with you".  At least this shows a little understanding.

PS Good on you for emailing the bloke, don't listen to the moaners.
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2008, 12:56:12 pm »
Al Ansari could even be a poster/read on RAWK, ya know.
Probably cracking himself up with this thread, but hey...
Judging by some Danish cartoons I'd say cracking up would be a good thing ...

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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2008, 12:59:16 pm »
Gold star for trying.

Its probably being forwarded on around the office as we speak.

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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2008, 01:13:36 pm »
or Sir, would you co-operate in a joint buy out with the supporters & fans of LFC

p.s. why was ChriS-EuRED banned from RAWK - for wanting a buy out months ago?
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Re: Email to Sameer Al Ansari, DIC Chief Executive
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2008, 01:27:19 pm »
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