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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #360 on: May 5, 2018, 03:22:31 pm »
The shouts for Shaqiri are beyond mad :lmao

I don’t think being CL finalists has sunk in for some.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #361 on: May 5, 2018, 03:23:09 pm »
West Brom have done pretty amazing to make sure Stoke got relegated before them, even if by a few hours.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #362 on: May 5, 2018, 03:25:05 pm »
Yeah but can they do it on a cold wet Monday night in Stoke saying is no more.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #363 on: May 5, 2018, 03:25:37 pm »
I don’t think being CL finalists has sunk in for some.

Mad to think last time we won it we signed Crouch, Sissoko, Zenden and Reina. Undoubtedly improved us though.

Wouldn’t want Shaquiri or Zaha to be honest, both flatter to deceive.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #364 on: May 5, 2018, 03:26:16 pm »
West Brom have done pretty amazing to make sure Stoke got relegated before them, even if by a few hours.

Very rare feat of being relegated before the team that are bottom are relegated. ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #365 on: May 5, 2018, 03:27:11 pm »
I think the more important questions is - Would our manager want Shaqiri or Zaha?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #366 on: May 5, 2018, 03:28:29 pm »
I don’t think being CL finalists has sunk in for some.

Our current forward backups aren't good enough and we're not going to spend tonnes of money on backups when there are other areas of the first 11 like our defence in need of an upgrade. What options would you suggest that would be relatively cheap and willing to be a squad player?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #367 on: May 5, 2018, 03:29:02 pm »
I think the more important questions is - Would our manager want Shaqiri or Zaha?

No because he's not Roy Hodgson.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #368 on: May 5, 2018, 03:29:52 pm »
If Jurgen Klopp wanted Jason Lee I'd be fully behind that. He can see a player.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #369 on: May 5, 2018, 03:31:03 pm »
Our current forward backups aren't good enough and we're not going to spend tonnes of money on backups when there are other areas of the first 11 like our defence in need of an upgrade. What options would you suggest that would be relatively cheap and willing to be a squad player?

Zaha would be Ł50m and Shaqiri probably Ł30m

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #370 on: May 5, 2018, 03:31:06 pm »
Rafa's lads gone on holiday two down to watford

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #371 on: May 5, 2018, 03:31:09 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #372 on: May 5, 2018, 03:31:31 pm »
Yeah but can they do it on a cold wet Monday night in Stoke saying is no more.
Stoke have succeeded in showing that they, in fact, can't.  :)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #373 on: May 5, 2018, 03:32:26 pm »
Rafa's lads gone on holiday two down to watford

They’ve clocked off it seems. Can’t see them troubling Chelsea next week if we do need a favour.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #374 on: May 5, 2018, 03:33:10 pm »
If Jurgen Klopp wanted Jason Lee I'd be fully behind that. He can see a player.

just look at andy robertson as an example of good scouting

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #375 on: May 5, 2018, 03:33:37 pm »
Zaha would be Ł50m and Shaqiri probably Ł30m

One scores 1 in 9 the other 1 in 8. SHITE

Might well be possible there's clauses in their contract for situations if the club got relegated allowing them to leave for less money but who knows. They'd look better in our attacking system away from the current dross they're surrounded by.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #376 on: May 5, 2018, 03:34:58 pm »
I could see Shaqiri ending up at a club like Everton. It’s the type of signing that suggests ambition but which is based mostly on what happened 5 years ago. The fans will get excited cos he played for Bayern once and was the only decent player at Stoke. What will end up happening is that he delivers exactly what he’s done for Stoke. Some decent performances but mostly uninspiring.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #377 on: May 5, 2018, 03:35:59 pm »
If Jurgen Klopp wanted Jason Lee I'd be fully behind that. He can see a player.

This one?

Better looking than Samie.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #378 on: May 5, 2018, 03:36:10 pm »
Mad to think last time we won it we signed Crouch, Sissoko, Zenden and Reina. Undoubtedly improved us though.

Wouldn’t want Shaquiri or Zaha to be honest, both flatter to deceive.

Shaqiri needs to lay of the steds.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #379 on: May 5, 2018, 03:37:28 pm »
Might well be possible there's clauses in their contract for situations if the club got relegated allowing them to leave for less money but who knows. They'd look better in our attacking system away from the current dross they're surrounded by.

Doubtful but possible. They don't have enough end product to be in our team. They are 25 and 26. That's not going to change now.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #380 on: May 5, 2018, 03:37:42 pm »
Bournemouth beating Swansea 1-0

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #382 on: May 5, 2018, 03:38:03 pm »
Never fit enough. That’s why he is there

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #383 on: May 5, 2018, 03:38:32 pm »
Things starting to look very ropey for Swansea.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #384 on: May 5, 2018, 03:39:16 pm »
We should put in a sneaky bid of 5 million for Berahinho. Would be the perfect back up for Bobby.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #385 on: May 5, 2018, 03:40:05 pm »
We should put in a sneaky bid of 5 million for Berahinho. Would be the perfect back up for Bobby.

Nah thanks. Guy is a bellend and can't score.

Not to turn this into a transfer thread. I rather be ambitious and go and get a Dzeko or something instead.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #386 on: May 5, 2018, 03:41:07 pm »
We should put in a sneaky bid of 5 million for Berahinho. Would be the perfect back up for Bobby.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #387 on: May 5, 2018, 03:41:24 pm »
We should put in a sneaky bid of 5 million for Berahinho. Would be the perfect back up for Bobby.

Put the fishing rod down.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #388 on: May 5, 2018, 03:43:04 pm »
Shaqiri needs to lay of the steds.

And stay out of Sayers!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #389 on: May 5, 2018, 03:43:22 pm »
Crouchie as a plan B is a no brainer. Great feet for a big man .

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #390 on: May 5, 2018, 03:43:27 pm »
This one?


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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #391 on: May 5, 2018, 03:44:02 pm »
And stay out of Sayers!

Cheese and anabolic pasties.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #392 on: May 5, 2018, 03:45:28 pm »
"I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us."

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #393 on: May 5, 2018, 04:10:47 pm »
We should put in a sneaky bid of 5 million for Berahinho. Would be the perfect back up for Bobby.

honestly no idea what you are on...


he be perfect for everton though. can you imagine all the feel good headline everton get berahino on the right path or something. probably the same path cadamateri took

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #394 on: May 5, 2018, 04:22:23 pm »
Handbags at West Brom. Danny Rose being a twat and Nyom going for an Oscar.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #395 on: May 5, 2018, 04:22:36 pm »
Perez pulls one back for the barcodes...1-2

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #396 on: May 5, 2018, 04:22:50 pm »
is Rose carded?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #397 on: May 5, 2018, 04:23:11 pm »
Leicester are having an absolutely shocking end to the season. Remaining 2 matches are vs. Arsenal and Spurs as well.

One of those finishes that could very well propel into a relegation battle next season. Can't see Puel staying

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #398 on: May 5, 2018, 04:23:41 pm »
Nyom is being an idiot - all your risking is getting sent off when your fighting for survival. Moron.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #399 on: May 5, 2018, 04:24:39 pm »
son is on..dammn he is someone who can change the game..