Author Topic: The Marital Sex thread... (Read 175234 times)

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #320 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:37:07 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 29, 2011, 10:30:32 pm

does spice things up, i agree.

One thing I am definitely going to miss from the devil. Letting me watch while she uses her toys.

rusty-la · « **Reply #321 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:45:10 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on October 29, 2011, 10:37:07 pm

One thing I am definitely going to miss from the devil. Letting me watch while she uses her toys.

Got any piccies like?...

And Could He Play · « **Reply #322 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:46:39 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on October 29, 2011, 10:37:07 pm

One thing I am definitely going to miss from the devil. Letting me watch while she uses her toys.

know where your coming from, just seems like most of the lads in here have been replaced by the Rabbit.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #323 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:48:50 pm »

Quote from: rusty-la on October 29, 2011, 10:45:10 pm

Got any piccies like?...

I used to have pics and videos. I lost the pics. Had them in a holdall which I left in the boot of a taxi. That taxi driver hit the jackpot that night. The vidoes are all gone as she wiped them when lending her sister the camcorder. Couldnt even have just transferred them to my laptop the useless bitch

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #324 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:49:58 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 29, 2011, 10:46:39 pm

know where your coming from, just seems like most of the lads in here have been replaced by the Rabbit.

I've binned the toys. I paid for them so fucked if I'm going to let her keep them to use with some other doormat.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #325 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:57:11 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on October 29, 2011, 10:49:58 pm

I've binned the toys. I paid for them so fucked if I'm going to let her keep them to use with some other doormat.

not cheap either those rabbits mate, seriously though you should have kept them, cos when shes steaming on her own in a few week she might have to go for the real thing now

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #326 on:** October 29, 2011, 11:32:24 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 29, 2011, 10:57:11 pm

not cheap either those rabbits mate, seriously though you should have kept them, cos when shes steaming on her own in a few week she might have to go for the real thing now

Ive still got one I might let her have

And Could He Play · « **Reply #327 on:** October 29, 2011, 11:33:41 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on October 29, 2011, 11:32:24 pm

Ive still got one I might let her have

it'll do her more good than you mate ha ha.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #328 on:** October 29, 2011, 11:35:09 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 29, 2011, 11:33:41 pm

it'll do her more good than you mate ha ha.

Haha youre right. Might give her it if she agrees to take a video for me. I'll post it up on here if she does

And Could He Play · « **Reply #329 on:** October 29, 2011, 11:40:40 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on October 29, 2011, 11:35:09 pm

Haha youre right. Might give her it if she agrees to take a video for me. I'll post it up on here if she does

expect a 1,000 pms.

dont think you wanna go down that road mate.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #330 on:** October 30, 2011, 12:05:44 am »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 29, 2011, 11:40:40 pm

expect a 1,000 pms.

dont think you wanna go down that road mate.

It would be for personal use only

Enemy · « **Reply #331 on:** October 30, 2011, 03:23:53 pm »

Quote from: Salty Dog on October 28, 2011, 08:38:33 pm

Has that ever backfired on you, like somehow he did say yes?

Absolutely not. I'm a master tactician.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #332 on:** October 30, 2011, 05:50:55 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on October 30, 2011, 03:23:53 pm

Absolutely not. I'm a master tactician.

all women are masters of the dark arts of conning a man.

rob1966 · « **Reply #333 on:** October 30, 2011, 06:10:29 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 30, 2011, 05:50:55 pm

all women are masters of the dark arts of conning a man.

To rob a phrase off Peter Evo, "snakes with tits"

Enemy · « **Reply #334 on:** October 30, 2011, 07:57:57 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 30, 2011, 05:50:55 pm

all women are masters of the dark arts of conning a man.

Well, we don't have much else.

jaffod · « **Reply #335 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:43:07 pm »

8 day dry spell, on a promise tomorrow....probably wont happen and I'll end up banging one out watching Babecast tomorrow night.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #336 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:43:57 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on October 30, 2011, 08:43:07 pm

8 day dry spell, on a promise tomorrow....probably wont happen and I'll end up banging one out watching Babecast tomorrow night.

babecast can be ok. you'll be fine.

jaffod · « **Reply #337 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:56:56 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 30, 2011, 08:43:57 pm

babecast can be ok. you'll be fine.

I know mate, I know every bird's name from channel 900 to 967, even the daytime shows.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #338 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:59:07 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on October 30, 2011, 08:56:56 pm

I know mate, I know every bird's name from channel 900 to 967, even the daytime shows.

the daytime ones are horros most of the time. You should have got your wife to sign a written agreement.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #339 on:** November 2, 2011, 03:59:14 am »

Bump.

So to speak

mulfella · « **Reply #340 on:** November 2, 2011, 08:47:43 am »

Well that was unexpected

Monkey Red · « **Reply #341 on:** November 2, 2011, 12:35:27 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on October 30, 2011, 05:50:55 pm

all women are masters of the dark arts of conning a man.

Not hard is it? We only have enough blood for the brain, or the dick, if it all goes downstairs we´re royally fucked, they can do what they want with us!

This thread is the best ever on this forum!

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #342 on:** November 2, 2011, 03:34:41 pm »

First bit of action in about 8 weeks last night. Was fucking immense. Hopefully it won't be 8 weeks until the next one.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #343 on:** November 2, 2011, 04:07:21 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on November 2, 2011, 03:34:41 pm

First bit of action in about 8 weeks last night. Was fucking immense. Hopefully it won't be 8 weeks until the next one.

hope you had a fantastic 3 minutes mate.

Kopite B205 · « **Reply #344 on:** November 2, 2011, 04:40:10 pm »

I'm knackered at the moment. Trying for a baby and got a free bangbros login. Jackpot!

jason42 · « **Reply #345 on:** November 2, 2011, 04:49:09 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on November 2, 2011, 03:34:41 pm

First bit of action in about 8 weeks last night. Was fucking immense. Hopefully it won't be 8 weeks until the next one.

With the missus? What happens now?

Effes · « **Reply #346 on:** November 2, 2011, 05:03:54 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on October 30, 2011, 08:43:07 pm

8 day dry spell, on a promise tomorrow....probably wont happen and I'll end up banging one out watching Babecast tomorrow night.

Take her to a musical

jaffod · « **Reply #347 on:** November 2, 2011, 05:35:24 pm »

Quote from: Effes on November 2, 2011, 05:03:54 pm

Take her to a musical

rusty-la · « **Reply #348 on:** November 2, 2011, 09:01:32 pm »

Quote from: Effes on November 2, 2011, 05:03:54 pm

Take her to a musical

Les Miserables?

rusty-la · « **Reply #349 on:** November 2, 2011, 09:03:35 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on November 2, 2011, 03:34:41 pm

First bit of action in about 8 weeks last night. Was fucking immense. Hopefully it won't be 8 weeks until the next one.

I'm happy for you Barney, hope the Missus doesn't find out mate.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #350 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:12:39 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on November 2, 2011, 04:07:21 pm

hope you had a fantastic 3 minutes mate.

It was 4 u cheeky twat.

jason42 · « **Reply #351 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:14:58 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on November 2, 2011, 10:12:39 pm

It was 4 u cheeky twat.

Quote from: jason23 on November 2, 2011, 04:49:09 pm

With the missus? What happens now?

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #352 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:16:34 pm »

Quote from: jason23 on November 2, 2011, 04:49:09 pm

With the missus? What happens now?

Quote from: rusty-la on November 2, 2011, 09:03:35 pm

I'm happy for you Barney, hope the Missus doesn't find out mate.

It was with the missus yeah. Just randomly got drunk and think maybe with it being our anniversary today one thing led to another.

Not sure what happens now Jason. We've been grand today. Went shopping and over to her parents and stuff. Haven't spoke about last night at all although I'd fucking love a rematch tonight. Even she said during it that its been ' too fucking long '. Although she might have been talking about something else

And Could He Play · « **Reply #353 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:18:27 pm »

ha ha, too long. good stuff.

jason42 · « **Reply #354 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:20:17 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on November 2, 2011, 10:16:34 pm

It was with the missus yeah. Just randomly got drunk and think maybe with it being our anniversary today one thing led to another.

Not sure what happens now Jason. We've been grand today. Went shopping and over to her parents and stuff. Haven't spoke about last night at all although I'd fucking love a rematch tonight. Even she said during it that its been ' too fucking long '. Although she might have been talking about something else

Don't get your hopes up just yet. She could just as easily blank you tomorrow as fall back in love with you. Play it slowly and see how it goes. I hope for your sake that what happened wasn't just because she was drunk, horny and sentimental....

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #355 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:24:17 pm »

Quote from: jason23 on November 2, 2011, 10:20:17 pm

Don't get your hopes up just yet. She could just as easily blank you tomorrow as fall back in love with you. Play it slowly and see how it goes. I hope for your sake that what happened wasn't just because she was drunk, horny and sentimental....

Exactly what I've just said to Paul. Not taking anything for granted. We've got drunk before last and done nothing. Don't think she would have done it if she didn't want to. But it was just like old times.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #356 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:26:27 pm »

im not married but im thinking about going to the police after what happened to me last night, i got abused by an angry woman.

Enemy · « **Reply #357 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:27:22 pm »

Yeah, sorry about that, just had one ale too many.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #358 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:28:14 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on November 2, 2011, 10:27:22 pm

Yeah, sorry about that, just had one ale too many.

told you to lay off the shandys.

jason42 · « **Reply #359 on:** November 2, 2011, 10:29:06 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on November 2, 2011, 10:27:22 pm

Yeah, sorry about that, just had one ale too many.