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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1720 on: March 28, 2012, 09:59:16 am »
Quote from: stevedo on March 28, 2012, 09:36:43 am
Did you make up for it on the stag weekend though?   ;)

Did I fuck. Was completely binned the whole time. She might have though  ::)
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1721 on: March 28, 2012, 01:31:32 pm »
Quote from: cflyenraB on March 28, 2012, 09:59:16 am
Did I fuck. Was completely binned the whole time. She might have though  ::)

your bird didnt give it up on your birthday? wow. and your marrying this woman,  ;D
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Quote from: kop end lad on February 21, 2012, 07:54:54 pm
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1722 on: March 28, 2012, 03:22:16 pm »
Quote from: And Could He Play on March 28, 2012, 01:31:32 pm
your bird didnt give it up on your birthday? wow. and your marrying this woman,  ;D
Technically he said she didn't give up for him on his birthday. (Couldn't resist  ;))
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1723 on: March 28, 2012, 03:26:56 pm »
Quote from: stevedo on March 28, 2012, 03:22:16 pm
Technically he said she didn't give up for him on his birthday. (Couldn't resist  ;))

ha ha I'm still getting it quite regular, even with my ex there was never really a drought. Although I probably was getting sloppy seconds, or thirds
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Quote from: kop end lad on February 21, 2012, 07:54:54 pm
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1724 on: March 28, 2012, 03:57:34 pm »
Quote from: And Could He Play on March 28, 2012, 03:26:56 pm
ha ha I'm still getting it quite regular, even with my ex there was never really a drought. Although I probably was getting sloppy seconds, or thirds
Least there's no need to apply any lube.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1725 on: March 28, 2012, 03:57:37 pm »
Quote from: And Could He Play on March 28, 2012, 03:26:56 pm
ha ha I'm still getting it quite regular, even with my ex there was never really a drought. Although I probably was getting sloppy seconds, or thirds

You were getting the sloppy seconds from your ex who was probably banging another fella who was using her as sloppy seconds.

Slop-ception
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1726 on: March 28, 2012, 10:51:48 pm »
Quote from: stevedo on March 28, 2012, 03:22:16 pm
Technically he said she didn't give up for him on his birthday. (Couldn't resist  ;))
:wanker


Been arguing with her all day. Stupid to be honest. But one of the things she brought up was me pulling the plums off myself when we got back from Spain on Monday. She said I'd rather do that than have sex with her. Can't win sometimes
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1727 on: March 28, 2012, 10:56:38 pm »
Quote from: cflyenraB on March 28, 2012, 10:51:48 pm
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Been arguing with her all day. Stupid to be honest. But one of the things she brought up was me pulling the plums off myself when we got back from Spain on Monday. She said I'd rather do that than have sex with her. Can't win sometimes
Please tell us you responded by telling her you would much rather hump her than your fist. ;D
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1728 on: March 28, 2012, 11:51:05 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on March 28, 2012, 10:56:38 pm
Please tell us you responded by telling her you would much rather hump her than your fist.   ;D
Of course I did. Just told her I didn't ask her for sex on Monday cuz I knew she was too tired  8) I didn't mention the dancer at the window on Saturday night
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1729 on: March 29, 2012, 12:23:14 am »
There's your mistake. Doesn't matter how tired she says she is, ask for sex anyway. The worst she can say is no, in which case has no recourse when you rub one off.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1730 on: March 29, 2012, 12:39:31 am »
The least she could do is offer to give you a wank, can never be to tired for that.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1731 on: March 29, 2012, 08:37:01 am »
She can't have a go for you knocking one off if she isn't letting you get balls deep, that's her job. Cheeky women
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Quote from: kop end lad on February 21, 2012, 07:54:54 pm
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1732 on: March 29, 2012, 10:48:55 am »
Quote from: And Could He Play on March 29, 2012, 08:37:01 am
She can't have a go for you knocking one off if she isn't letting you get balls deep, that's her job. Cheeky women
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