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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2680 on: December 14, 2019, 09:53:31 am »
No wonder the on line ticketing system is shite then if it's run by a Bitter.

Haha, not sure if he's involved in that, but I'll ask him. :D

He was involved with all the WiFi, 4g transmitters, and screens and stuff in the stadium, especially the new stand. Also involved in the new training ground.

Funnily enough, he was also involved in the parade after number 6, and was on one of the buses. That must have been weird for a blue!
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2681 on: December 14, 2019, 09:55:21 am »
Haha, not sure if he's involved in that, but I'll ask him. :D

He was involved with all the WiFi, 4g transmitters, and screens and stuff in the stadium, especially the new stand. Also involved in the new training ground.

Funnily enough, he was also involved in the parade after number 6, and was on one of the buses. That must have been weird for a blue!
Well one thing's for sure- he's not going to be welcome on GoT after those shenanigans..
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2682 on: December 20, 2019, 01:32:57 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50405572

Would be great if the internet warriors could win this for Milner  ;D
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2683 on: December 20, 2019, 01:37:20 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50405572

Would be great if the internet warriors could win this for Milner  ;D

Harry Kane sticks out in that list like a sore thumb  ;D 

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2684 on: December 20, 2019, 01:38:02 pm »

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2685 on: December 20, 2019, 01:41:49 pm »
Done

When it says you have reached the maximum number of votes, that's only for that browser you have just used. And if you clear cache etc, you can use that browser again

Just saying like.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2686 on: December 22, 2019, 11:28:23 am »

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2687 on: December 22, 2019, 07:29:30 pm »
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2688 on: December 22, 2019, 07:32:41 pm »
Done...
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2689 on: December 23, 2019, 12:04:54 pm »
2nd behind Sergio Aguero
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2690 on: December 26, 2019, 10:05:05 pm »
Scored his first league goal 17 years ago today..

Scores again.. 17 years on....


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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2691 on: December 29, 2019, 01:42:00 am »



Ha ha look at that!

I'm tellin ya, when your a little kid only the most far sighted of children would even dream of such a thing, where someone would hand you a trophy and tell you you play in the best team in the world. And then you suddenly realize, HEY im going to be able to tell my grandchildren that i played in the best team in the world one year im gonna have this forever.

 LOOK at his face. The ultimate professional pleased like a little kid. Whole team got that magic dust its great.   

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2692 on: December 29, 2019, 01:58:09 am »
Scored his first league goal 17 years ago today..

Scores again.. 17 years on....


Blimey.

He scored the equaliser in a 2-1 win at Sunderland. Robbie Fowler got the winner from the spot after Harry Kewell was brought down.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2693 on: December 29, 2019, 06:52:55 pm »
Needs to start the next game no matter where, many players are looking short of fuel.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2694 on: December 29, 2019, 06:58:34 pm »
He should have came on earlier for Gini. It was doing my head in.  we were not controlling that game.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2695 on: December 29, 2019, 07:19:32 pm »
Needs to start the next game no matter where, many players are looking short of fuel.

For sure. Might have to be at the back though as one of Robertson or AA have to get a rest.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2696 on: December 29, 2019, 07:23:23 pm »
For sure. Might have to be at the back though as one of Robertson or AA have to get a rest.
Or both of them; that's what I've been thinking of. Milner can play either FB positions.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2697 on: December 30, 2019, 12:19:18 pm »
Next game, Milner will play RB, LB and DM. 3 positions, 1 James. Will need to run thrice as much. But no biggie.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2698 on: December 30, 2019, 10:17:06 pm »
Next game, Milner will play RB, LB and DM. 3 positions, 1 James. Will need to run thrice as much. But no biggie.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2699 on: December 31, 2019, 10:44:17 am »
Well one thing's for sure- he's not going to be welcome on GoT after those shenanigans..
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2700 on: December 31, 2019, 11:25:40 am »
Or both of them; that's what I've been thinking of. Milner can play either FB positions.

Hopefully not - the Watford game showed he's slipped further defensively from not a high point last year. Wouldn't want to see it again in a league or CL game

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2701 on: December 31, 2019, 01:02:58 pm »
Having trouble linking to this image so here goes...

Always reminded me of Ram Man from the He-man cartoon.



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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2702 on: December 31, 2019, 01:27:35 pm »
Having trouble linking to this image so here goes...

Always reminded me of Ram Man from the He-man cartoon.





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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2703 on: January 2, 2020, 10:32:56 pm »

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James Milner making his 204th appearance for #LFC this evening - more than any of his other club. A Liverpool man.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2704 on: January 4, 2020, 03:15:04 pm »
Happy 34th Birthday European and World Champion James Milner have a great day!  :scarf :scarf :scarf.     A Reds legend!
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2705 on: January 4, 2020, 03:17:44 pm »
¡Feliz cumpleaños, El Burro!
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2706 on: January 4, 2020, 03:18:37 pm »
Have an interesting day, James.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2707 on: January 4, 2020, 03:50:01 pm »
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720 Total Appearances:

Swindon: 6
Leeds United: 50
Aston Villa: 123
Newcastle United: 134
Man City: 203
Liverpool: 204

Goals: 85
Assists: 123


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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2708 on: January 4, 2020, 03:54:15 pm »
Won a lot of trophies as well with Man City and now Liverpool. A very distinguished career he has, which few can only dream of. What a free signing. Up there with Macca

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2709 on: January 4, 2020, 04:03:53 pm »
I doubt he's had many if any seasons where he's started more than 40 games for his club. Retired from international football at 30. Don't think he's had any serious injuries requiring major surgery.

Wouldn't surprise me if has another 5 years at Premier League level. Probably not all at us but I doubt the contract he signed recently that will take him to 36 will be his last PL contract.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2710 on: January 4, 2020, 07:53:47 pm »
Happy Birthday James, keep driving the team forward.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2711 on: January 4, 2020, 09:58:31 pm »
Hope he's enjoyed a Ribena or two today.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2712 on: January 4, 2020, 10:55:09 pm »
 ;D

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2713 on: January 4, 2020, 11:43:14 pm »
Hope he's enjoyed today.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2714 on: January 5, 2020, 01:04:11 am »
;D


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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2715 on: January 5, 2020, 07:27:25 am »
Is it true that he's now made more appearances for the Reds than any of his former clubs?

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2716 on: January 5, 2020, 07:44:33 am »
Is it true that he's now made more appearances for the Reds than any of his former clubs?

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2717 on: January 5, 2020, 09:01:44 am »
Cant think of many players who have won the title with more than one club? Not recently anyway? Eric Cantona springs to mind. Cashley Cole?

Any Liverpool/Everton players win it with both clubs in the 80s?
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2718 on: January 5, 2020, 09:04:01 am »
Cant think of many players who have won the title with more than one club? Not recently anyway? Eric Cantona springs to mind. Cashley Cole?

Any Liverpool/Everton players win it with both clubs in the 80s?
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #2719 on: January 5, 2020, 09:12:30 am »
Kante & Mahrez

Anelka and Toure.  Maybe David May.

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