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« Reply #15920 on: April 10, 2021, 12:43:45 pm »
Anyone live in or near Penistone who can help me out with something pub/bar related?

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If it involves drinking copious amounts of free alcohol, I can be there in about an hour and 20?
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« Reply #15921 on: April 10, 2021, 12:46:39 pm »
Cmon Chops, you got drawn in by the word Penis

I'm not vaccinated against covid and ... I don't wear masks.

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« Reply #15922 on: April 10, 2021, 12:50:32 pm »
Cmon Chops, you got drawn in by the word Penis



Everyone does, its not a problem.


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« Reply #15923 on: April 10, 2021, 12:58:18 pm »
I think you'd fit in better in HMP Clitclink :lmao
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« Reply #15924 on: April 10, 2021, 01:04:26 pm »
Took an interesting turn  ;D
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« Reply #15925 on: April 10, 2021, 01:23:59 pm »
So yeah, anyone around Penistone and the area, let me know
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« Reply #15926 on: April 10, 2021, 01:41:04 pm »
Took an interesting turn  ;D
I hear that Chopper is all for taking turns...;)
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« Reply #15927 on: April 10, 2021, 03:32:19 pm »
So yeah, anyone around Penistone and the area, let me know

I'm not there right this minute but I know Penistone reasonably well.

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« Reply #15928 on: April 10, 2021, 03:56:25 pm »
I'm not there right this minute but I know Penistone reasonably well.

I know where you are debs haha.

Decent bars that may have a gaezbo and stuff next week?
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« Reply #15929 on: April 10, 2021, 04:58:51 pm »
I know where you are debs haha.

Decent bars that may have a gaezbo and stuff next week?

Depends if you're in Penistone centre or the outskirts.

The Old Crown Inn, Cubley Hall, Waggon & Horses or Cristello Lounge are all decent but different.

The Crown is an old fashioned local type boozer.

Cubley Hall and the Waggon are good eating places.

Cristello is cocktails/wine bar type.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #15930 on: April 10, 2021, 05:38:20 pm »
So yeah, anyone around Penistone and the area, let me know

Does a Penistone sound like liquid gold?
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« Reply #15931 on: April 10, 2021, 06:20:39 pm »
Reminds me of the Pen Island URL goof :)
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« Reply #15932 on: April 10, 2021, 07:01:40 pm »
Reminds me of the Pen Island URL goof :)

Or Susan Boyle’s #susanalbumparty launch.

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« Reply #15933 on: April 10, 2021, 07:10:29 pm »
Or Susan Boyle’s #susanalbumparty launch.
:D How could I forget Su's anal bum party!! :)
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« Reply #15934 on: April 10, 2021, 08:08:54 pm »
A random one.

I was looking at a pair of shoes online earlier that I wanted to buy. They were in a sale, with £25 off. I was kind of checking them out and clicking around elsewhere and the next time I was on the page they were only £15 off.

Coincidence that they changed the price as I was viewing, or do sites do tactics like this? Could they see that I spent X amount of time looking at the product and so bumped up the price thinking I’m interested?

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« Reply #15935 on: April 10, 2021, 08:30:20 pm »
A random one.

I was looking at a pair of shoes online earlier that I wanted to buy. They were in a sale, with £25 off. I was kind of checking them out and clicking around elsewhere and the next time I was on the page they were only £15 off.

Coincidence that they changed the price as I was viewing, or do sites do tactics like this? Could they see that I spent X amount of time looking at the product and so bumped up the price thinking I’m interested?

Airlines do this, or certainly used to. They use cookies stored by your browser so you know you are coming back for a second visit and think they can charge a higher price now they know you are interested.

Use a private browsing window and see if it is still the same price.

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« Reply #15936 on: April 10, 2021, 08:52:28 pm »
Airlines do this, or certainly used to. They use cookies stored by your browser so you know you are coming back for a second visit and think they can charge a higher price now they know you are interested.

Use a private browsing window and see if it is still the same price.
Yeah forgot to say I’d been looking at the same product earlier in the week too, so it’s more likely they saw my second visit as confirmation I was interested. I say “they”, but I imagine this is all automated?

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« Reply #15937 on: April 10, 2021, 08:54:36 pm »
Yeah forgot to say I’d been looking at the same product earlier in the week too, so it’s more likely they saw my second visit as confirmation I was interested. I say “they”, but I imagine this is all automated?

Oh yeah there isn't some guy in an office individually monitoriing who is viewing and playing around with the price they see.  ;D

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« Reply #15938 on: April 11, 2021, 07:21:48 am »
Airlines do this, or certainly used to. They use cookies stored by your browser so you know you are coming back for a second visit and think they can charge a higher price now they know you are interested.

Use a private browsing window and see if it is still the same price.

Try the private browser window, but it could also be that they limites the sale to a certain amount of pairs, and once those sold, increased the price again automatically.
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« Reply #15939 on: April 13, 2021, 09:42:46 pm »
Can a tailor or seamstress bring in and reduce the size of a cashmere jumper?

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« Reply #15940 on: April 13, 2021, 09:46:26 pm »
Can a tailor or seamstress bring in and reduce the size of a cashmere jumper?

Depends how it’s made, but if it has seams then yeah it should be able to be done.

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« Reply #15941 on: April 13, 2021, 11:05:20 pm »
Depends how it’s made, but if it has seams then yeah it should be able to be done.

Thanks.

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« Reply #15942 on: April 14, 2021, 09:02:50 am »
Can a tailor or seamstress bring in and reduce the size of a cashmere jumper?
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« Reply #15943 on: April 14, 2021, 10:17:22 am »
Looking for a place in south Liverpool that repairs footwear (Timberland boots to be precise). Stitching gone on part of it, and the bottoms need replacing. Is Timpsons best or is there decent local one that would be cheaper/better
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« Reply #15944 on: April 14, 2021, 11:05:42 am »
Looking for a place in south Liverpool that repairs footwear (Timberland boots to be precise). Stitching gone on part of it, and the bottoms need replacing. Is Timpsons best or is there decent local one that would be cheaper/better
I've used Timpsons in the Tesco on Mather Ave to resole work shoes before - cheap, efficient, friendly. A chain I don't mind supporting. Don't know if there's any better local haberdashers or cobblers in town.
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« Reply #15945 on: April 14, 2021, 11:56:47 am »
Can a tailor or seamstress bring in and reduce the size of a cashmere jumper?

Wash in warm water then chuck in the dryer.
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« Reply #15946 on: April 14, 2021, 12:12:30 pm »
Wash in warm water then chuck in the dryer.
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« Reply #15947 on: April 15, 2021, 09:43:08 am »
How do you embed tweets?
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« Reply #15948 on: April 15, 2021, 10:01:58 am »
How do you embed tweets?
Will url tags do it? Testing below...

https://twitter.com/josephdkelly/status/985245893665357824?s=21

Ah no - that just shows the link, hmmm.......


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« Reply #15949 on: April 15, 2021, 10:23:35 am »
Will url tags do it? Testing below...

https://twitter.com/josephdkelly/status/985245893665357824?s=21

Ah no - that just shows the link, hmmm.......

Yeah I tried that, got the same result  :D

I'm sure there is a way of doing it though.

Good tweet by the way.
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« Reply #15950 on: April 15, 2021, 10:34:23 am »
Yeah I tried that, got the same result  :D

I'm sure there is a way of doing it though.

Good tweet by the way.
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« Reply #15951 on: April 15, 2021, 11:58:39 am »
Haha it's the only one I've ever saved ;D - that's Harvest Fields' shirt - he's also in the flag......

That's class.
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« Reply #15952 on: April 15, 2021, 12:45:56 pm »
There's an embed option in a tweet (look for the "...", click, scroll down, pick up embed code) but I can't figure out what to do next.....embed tags don't seem to work here......must be an SMF thing.....

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« Reply #15953 on: April 15, 2021, 03:01:21 pm »
There's an embed option in a tweet (look for the "...", click, scroll down, pick up embed code) but I can't figure out what to do next.....embed tags don't seem to work here......must be an SMF thing.....

Yeah I'd gotten that far as well  ;D

I've definitely seen it done on here though.
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« Reply #15954 on: April 16, 2021, 07:37:35 am »
Yeah I'd gotten that far as well  ;D

I've definitely seen it done on here though.

You sure? Never seen it myself - only screen captures!
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« Reply #15955 on: April 16, 2021, 08:10:18 am »
Yeah I'd gotten that far as well  ;D

I've definitely seen it done on here though.

You mean like this?

Just kidding

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« Reply #15956 on: April 16, 2021, 09:06:52 am »
You sure? Never seen it myself - only screen captures!

Maybe that was it, fuck it I was sure you could do it, oh well not a big deal if you can't.
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« Reply #15957 on: April 22, 2021, 12:51:26 pm »
Best place to get a hamper for a birthday picnic?

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« Reply #15958 on: April 22, 2021, 01:03:50 pm »
Best place to get a hamper for a birthday picnic?
Fortnum & Mason?

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« Reply #15959 on: April 22, 2021, 02:26:59 pm »
Fortnum & Mason?
Cheers will give it a look now.