Author Topic: England v Netherlands (Read 82413 times)

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #960 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:51:57 pm »

It's like the three minute hate in here. Times thirty. And I'm loving it.

greyfade · « **Reply #961 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:52:00 pm »

Quote from: Trada on February 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm

Cochise · « **Reply #962 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:52:05 pm »

Quote from: David H on February 29, 2012, 08:50:27 pm

FUCK OFF YOU BELLENDS

We didn't spend £2,000 on club fucking wembley tickets mate.

Juan Loco · « **Reply #963 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:52:21 pm »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 29, 2012, 08:48:28 pm

"Your Azerbaijans, your Kazakhstans..."

I hate it when people do that. There is only one Azerbaijan and one Kazakhstan.

THESE. THESE are the twats who the talk sport adverts are aimed at. Them and people who talk like OldCold. Fucking spazmoids.

AAA AAAY GOT MAAA FAAAKEN VAAAN, KNO'WHA'I'MEAN?! WOOOR FAAAAAAOOOTBAAAAAWWWLL... CAAAAM' ON YAAAW LYYYAAAAYAAAARNZZZZ! IT'SADISGRAAAAYCCCAAAH, A BLAAAADY DISGRAAAYCAAAH, PLAAY FAAA' THAAA' FAAAKEN SHIRT YOU CAAAAANTS

Mouth · « **Reply #964 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:52:32 pm »

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #965 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:52:37 pm »

I swear that first clip Southgate was blabbing about was Young not Gerrard?

phonic · « **Reply #966 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:52:37 pm »

Quote from: David H on February 29, 2012, 08:50:27 pm

FUCK OFF YOU BELLENDS

LOUD NOISES!

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #967 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:53:00 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on February 29, 2012, 08:51:49 pm

Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe

97% - Scott Parker completed 97% of his passes in the first half, a higher rate than any of his England team-mates. Example.

Woop woop

All 8 of them, over a combined distance of 35 yards.

vitri · « **Reply #968 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:53:12 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on February 29, 2012, 08:51:49 pm

Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe

97% - Scott Parker completed 97% of his passes in the first half, a higher rate than any of his England team-mates. Example.

Woop woop

Mostly sideways over 3 yards?

Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
5 - Steven Gerrard played more long passes than any other outfield player in the first half, despite playing only 33 minutes. Radar.

Pistolero · « **Reply #969 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:53:27 pm »

Gerrard - Hamstring...according to 5 Live

Cusamano · « **Reply #970 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:53:32 pm »

Look at the guys hair.

All jokes aside his hair his quite simply magnificent. Fitting for an england captain.

Torpedo Tommy · « **Reply #971 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:53:35 pm »

Quote from: JonnyDubb on February 29, 2012, 08:44:47 pm

The Dutch coach looks at Stuart Pearce like he's a c*nt

Not seeing your point. How else would he look at him?

Hunter Thompson · « **Reply #972 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:53:50 pm »

What a thoroughly shite and pointless match.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #973 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:09 pm »

Gerrard's just tight. Precaution. Thank fuck for that.

Adam_LFC · « **Reply #974 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:10 pm »

JUST AS A JUST AS A ..... CUNTTTTTTTT

Lent§ · « **Reply #975 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:11 pm »

Chiles reckons it's a tight right hammy for Stevie

kevlumley · « **Reply #976 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:12 pm »

Tight right hamstring, BOLLOCKS

Juan Loco · « **Reply #977 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:14 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 29, 2012, 08:50:23 pm

Yeah I am sure they went down well dressed as crusaders in those muslim countires .

Think Azerbaijan is Christian mate.

I bet they went down well because they looked like a gang of backward, small-time fucking wankers. I'd conver to Islam for the right to feel violently offeded by their very existence. Twats.

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #978 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:17 pm »

Tight hamstring for Gerrard. FUCK OFF

LFC when it suits · « **Reply #979 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:19 pm »

fuck off Pearce.

tight right hamstring for gerrard

just Riggins? · « **Reply #980 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:21 pm »

"Fearless Scotty Parker"

AriGold · « **Reply #981 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:24 pm »

Tight right hamstring for Stevie.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #982 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:28 pm »

ahaha Well done Scott Parker

bogrollsbike · « **Reply #983 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:29 pm »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 29, 2012, 08:49:05 pm

Parker looks like he's giving birth.

To the word BRAVE.

.Mike · « **Reply #984 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:29 pm »

FUCKING FUCK OFF ENGLAND.

StokieSteve · « **Reply #985 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:38 pm »

Here comes the wankfest.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #986 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:38 pm »

Quote from: Pistolero on February 29, 2012, 08:53:27 pm

Gerrard - Hamstring...according to 5 Live

Hopefully just sore from the cup final. Should never have been anywhere near that starting 11 - f*ck The FA and f*ck Pearce.

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #987 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:39 pm »

Scott Parker is the bravest Englishman alive today, no no no the bravest in the history of England, no no no better yet the world.

Cusamano · « **Reply #988 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:40 pm »

Quote from: Hunter Thompson on February 29, 2012, 08:53:50 pm

What a thoroughly shite and pointless match.

No match is pointless when scott parker is on the pitch.

Rohit · « **Reply #989 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:40 pm »

Tight right hamstring, fuck you pearce!

SwedenRed · « **Reply #990 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:42 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on February 29, 2012, 08:50:26 pm

Or infront.

Oh dear!

Flinstone · « **Reply #991 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:49 pm »

this setup suits england.

rooney instead of welbeck,johnson for micah and the rest of them the same they could reach the semi's if they don't meet spain or germany.

parker is good.prob the best DM in the league with lucas.doesn't harrass the ref or playact.i like him.

do holland have any good young players coming through?their starting lineup bar robben rvp and de jong is shit

Samee · « **Reply #992 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:56 pm »

Tight hamstring. Fuck off Pearce.

smicer07 · « **Reply #993 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:57 pm »

No wonder his hamstring is tight, he played 120 minutes+pens on Sunday you fucking c*nts.

David H · « **Reply #994 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:58 pm »

That braindead tit on the left just sitting there

swoopy · « **Reply #995 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:55:13 pm »

FUCK YOU ENGLAND YOU FUCKING SHITHOUSE CUNTING WANKS

mat106 · « **Reply #996 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:55:19 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on February 29, 2012, 08:45:46 pm

Pearce looks like the son of Havey Moon all grown up with that haircut

Actually I think he bares a striking resemblance to a rather odious German dictator

Cusamano · « **Reply #997 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:55:20 pm »

Look at the state of that c*nt pearce.

Fucking inbred simpleton.

Juan Loco · « **Reply #998 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:55:24 pm »

"this is why"

Seriously... fucking seriously?

You could play the exact same adverts, stick a durex logo or a number for a vasectomy clinic on the top and it'd make a lot more sense.

Skeeve · « **Reply #999 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:55:25 pm »

Quote from: SwedenRed on February 29, 2012, 08:34:11 pm

Funny how you lot single out Gerrard as the one who you dont want playing tonight... What about all the other Liverpool players who are out there playing tonight...Thats my point. Its just because its England, and you lot cant handle the fact that Gerrard wants to play for his Country and is proud whenever he is Captain. Be happy for him.

I hope Suarez doesn't play more than a half, but the game time won't be bad for him with the games he missed, out of the rest, Johnson was already out, Kuyt didn't start at the weekend, Downing hasn't started and Coates didn't play at the weekend.