Topic: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th March

[rowan_d]

'Super Sunday, we have Burnley vs Bournemouth'

Violation of the Trade Descriptions Act surely

[DelTrotter]

Classic Luton

[Phineus]

Brutal for Luton

[smicer07]

Unfortunately that's why they'll go down.

[Henry Gale]

Good!!!!!!!!!!! Serves them right for ruining my 18/1 bet 

[Hazell]

Fucking hate last minute winners.

[OkieRedman]

Stupid. Zero pressure on the ball.

[Libertine]

Fucking hate last minute winners.

Yep, they're the worst... 

[disgraced cake]

Hard lines for Luton, a little bit of naivety and lack of quality in both boxes will probably see them go down.

If Villa beat Spurs I expect them to go and and get 4th spot.

[Hazell]

Yep, they're the worst... 

Tell me about it. Though at least we had the decency to do it properly

[Crosby Nick]

Fucking hate last minute winners.

These cowards scoring before the clock even hit 90. Where’s the thrill in that?

[rushyman]

Brutal for Luton

And Man U

[duvva 💅]

And Man U

Might make them play harder tomorrow…

Yeah I know clutching at straws

[markedasred]

YOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARtid. Come on you red devils. Remember the thing you had over the upstairs seating counting how long it was since City won a trophy. Search for the heroes inside yourselves this afternoon.

[vicar]

I feel dirty....

[Hazell]

I feel dirty....

Glory Glory Man Utd

[smicer07]

Yellow card after 20 seconds, must be some sort of record

[Hazell]

Burnley losing (again). Kluivert.

[Elzar]

As funny as it would be for Everton and Forest to get deductions and be relegated, it would be ridiculous if Burnley or Sheffield United didn’t get relegated. Absolute shambles

[Chris~]

How are Burnley this bad when they spent near £100m in the summer. Is the gap to the Championship just getting too big? Actually they were only down one season weren't they? Shouldn't be this bad

[oojason]

.
1pm kick off...

Burnley XI: Trafford; Vitinho, O'Shea, Esteve, Taylor; Assignon, Berge, Cullen, Odobert; Fofana, Larsen.
Bournemouth XI: Neto; Smith, Senesi, Zabarnyi, Kerkez; Cook, Christie; Semenyo, Kluivert, Tavernier; Solanke.

^ https://streambtw.com/iframe/ch1.php & https://vipleague.im/football/burnley-vs-afc-bournemouth-streaming-link-1 & https://s2watch.link/28 & https://s2watch.link/32
& https://reddit3.sportshub.stream/event/burnl%D0%B5y_b%D0%BEurn%D0%B5m%D0%BEuth_196054915 (multiple links & languages)


Burnley 0 - [1] Bournemouth; Justin Kluivert goal on 13‎'‎ - https://dubz.link/v/h3rsc2 & https://twitter.com/recap_football_/status/1764278894755266883

[Oskar]

Can't recall many teams at this level as naive and poorly coached as this Burnley one.

[Hazell]

How are Burnley this bad when they spent near £100m in the summer. Is the gap to the Championship just getting too big? Actually they were only down one season weren't they? Shouldn't be this bad

£100m? On who? I know they bought another one of Man City's wonderkids for around £19m and he's looks like a shambles but who else did they buy?

[Elzar]

£100m? On who? I know they bought another one of Man City's wonderkids for around £19m and he's looks like a shambles but who else did they buy?

Most of this team is new isn’t it? They got something like 14 players in

[Chris~]

£100m? On who? I know they bought another one of Man City's wonderkids for around £19m and he's looks like a shambles but who else did they buy?

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/fc-burnley/transfers/verein/1132
Apparently a Pro Evo team. Only about 3-4 I recognise

[Magz50]

Cmon yernited *pukes*

[Hazell]

Most of this team is new isn’t it? They got something like 14 players in

No idea who was in their team last season

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/fc-burnley/transfers/verein/1132
Apparently a Pro Evo team. Only about 3-4 I recognise

Thanks, year no idea who most of them are, Aaron Ramsey and Lawrence Vigouroux (who was once on our books) aside.

[smicer07]

Kompany stealing a living

[Dim Glas]

No idea who was in their team last season

Thanks, year no idea who most of them are, Aaron Ramsey and Lawrence Vigouroux (who was once on our books) aside.

Only Aaron Ramsey I know of is the one that’s played about 80 games for Wales and about 500 games for Arsenal and Juventus!

The one Burnley spent a fair bit of dosh on had only 1 PL sub apperance to his name before this season.

[jillcwhomever]

Cmon yernited *pukes*

They are not kicking off until later. 

[Hazell]

Only Aaron Ramsey I know of is the one that’s played about 80 games for Wales and about 500 games for Arsenal and Juventus!

The one Burnley spent a fair bit of dosh on had only 1 PL sub apperance to his name before this season.

Oh dear, that makes it so much worse!

[gerrardisgod]

Another massive coach welcoming for City there, can’t wait for the Ray Von videos later.

[duvva 💅]

Think Adam Smith is lucky there. Certainly made the most it

[JC the Messiah]

Another massive coach welcoming for City there, can’t wait for the Ray Von videos later.

LOL at the "crowd" welcoming the city bus arriving. Rent-a-crowd struggling to find actors today obviously

[ScouserAtHeart]

Starting XI | Ederson, Walker (C), Stones, Dias, Ake, Rodrigo, De Bruyne, Bernardo, Foden, Doku, Haaland

SUBS | Ortega Moreno, Kovacic, Alvarez, Gomez, Gvardiol, Akanji, Nunes, Bobb, Lewis

Starting XI | Onana, Dalot, Varane, Evans, Lindelof, Casemiro, Mainoo, McT, Garnacho, Fernandes, Rashford

SUBS | Bayindir, Kambwala, Ogunneye, Diallo, Amrabat, Collyer, Eriksen, Forson, Antony

[Crosby Nick]

As if Kyle Walker is seen as captain material.

And is that Lindelof at left back. And that United bench, Dear God it looks weak. They might even have to bring Antony on.

[FiSh77]

That manc side is grim, only one result today, might stick £5k on an Abu Dhabi win

[ScouserAtHeart]

As if Kyle Walker is seen as captain material.

And is that Lindelof at left back. And that United bench, Dear God it looks weak. They might even have to bring Antony on.

Lindelof at LB and about 4 people on the bench who I'm 90% sure are AI-generated

[gazzalfc]

Starting XI | Ederson, Walker (C), Stones, Dias, Ake, Rodrigo, De Bruyne, Bernardo, Foden, Doku, Haaland

SUBS | Ortega Moreno, Kovacic, Alvarez, Gomez, Gvardiol, Akanji, Nunes, Bobb, Lewis

Starting XI | Onana, Dalot, Varane, Evans, Lindelof, Casemiro, Mainoo, McT, Garnacho, Fernandes, Rashford

SUBS | Bayindir, Kambwala, Ogunneye, Diallo, Amrabat, Collyer, Eriksen, Forson, Antony

Might as well break out the 'Stop, he's already dead' meme now

[Vegeta]

I can't believe Johhny Evans is playing for Man utd in 2024?!!?