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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19040 on: January 13, 2022, 01:35:48 pm »
I don't see it happening. If there was going to be an issue with it, then someone would've stepped in by now. Saudi FC will be the new saviours of the league and it'll be "Look at France/Germany/Spain, they have the same winner every year but we have multiple teams that can win it. It's the best league in the world."

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson stepped in personally to make sure it went through. The Queen and the Royal Tampon are both big mates with MBS as well.
For them the issue would have been if it didn't go through. They couldn't afford to tip the apple cart simply over the integrity of our national game.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19041 on: January 13, 2022, 01:36:30 pm »
Lucky that they are playing a poor Watford side this weekend.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19042 on: January 13, 2022, 01:41:20 pm »
So: Vast cash + Agents' Greed + pandemic bargains = Chris Wood for £ 25m 



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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19043 on: January 13, 2022, 01:41:54 pm »
Personally i never thought Eddie Howe is a talented manager. I still can't wrap my head around it why Newcastle appointed this guy to save them. Yes, his story with Bournemouth is a beautiful story and a successful too in a way, but all that works as one body. Take something out of that body, and it's crap

Paying us silly money for Ibe and Solanke is enough to make me love him forever.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19044 on: January 15, 2022, 04:53:16 pm »
So: Vast cash + Agents' Greed + pandemic bargains = Chris Wood for £ 25m 
Bargain.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19045 on: January 15, 2022, 04:54:35 pm »
Look like they could do with defensive reinforcements.  I'm sure we can help them out for around £20m.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19046 on: January 15, 2022, 05:04:28 pm »
Nice one Watford.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19047 on: January 15, 2022, 05:33:49 pm »
Andy Brassel seemed sure they would be signing Diego Carlos. Said he has been offered a life changing contract….
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19048 on: January 15, 2022, 06:13:42 pm »
Andy Brassel seemed sure they would be signing Diego Carlos. Said he has been offered a life changing contract….

They've assured him either his brains or his signature will be on the contract?

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19049 on: January 15, 2022, 06:16:31 pm »
Look like they could do with defensive reinforcements.  I'm sure we can help them out for around £20m.

Fuck that, unless we are planning on selling them me. I do not want us to sell anyone to this shower of c*nts.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19050 on: January 18, 2022, 11:03:59 am »
It's typical that Burnley are going to pick this season to be shit and go down, to save this crooked club.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19051 on: January 18, 2022, 12:28:30 pm »
I rarely agree with Rod Liddle on anything, but the Sunday Times gave him space in this weeks sports section to vent at Newcastle. Very amusing as well. Some snippets of it below;

Entitled Newcastle fans deserve to go down. See you at the Den

'Like most normal people, I very much hope Newcastle get relegated this season. There are two main reasons for this. first, everybody likes to see the filthy rich humiliated - especially the arriviste filthy rich. Is there a more cheering news story than a Lotto Lout who has just lost it all and is about to go to prison?
Schadenfreude and spite are greatly undervalued dispositions in my opinion. And second? Well it's Newcastle isn't it? I mean ,come on. Just imagine the blubbing.
I never used to feel like this about the Geordies; indeed my extended family coming from the Durham coalfields, had plenty of Toon supporters among the Mackems and Smoggies. But their impatience and irascibility has become more and more annoying down the years, along with their sense of entitlement and the imputation that they are a very big club when in fact they rank third out of, er, three in the north east for meaningful trophy successes these past 50 years.
Then there's the Saudi stuff. You scarcely heard a whisper of complaint from the Newcastle fans about the provenance of their sudden good fortune. You get the feeling they'd have been perfectly happy to have been taken over by the Tonton Macoute, so long as there was money in the bank.
I look forward to playing them at The Den next season. We have loads of police horses in attendance. The Geordies can entertain themselves by punching them'.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19052 on: January 18, 2022, 02:07:59 pm »
I rarely agree with Rod Liddle on anything, but the Sunday Times gave him space in this weeks sports section to vent at Newcastle. Very amusing as well. Some snippets of it below;

Entitled Newcastle fans deserve to go down. See you at the Den

'Like most normal people, I very much hope Newcastle get relegated this season. There are two main reasons for this. first, everybody likes to see the filthy rich humiliated - especially the arriviste filthy rich. Is there a more cheering news story than a Lotto Lout who has just lost it all and is about to go to prison?
Schadenfreude and spite are greatly undervalued dispositions in my opinion. And second? Well it's Newcastle isn't it? I mean ,come on. Just imagine the blubbing.
I never used to feel like this about the Geordies; indeed my extended family coming from the Durham coalfields, had plenty of Toon supporters among the Mackems and Smoggies. But their impatience and irascibility has become more and more annoying down the years, along with their sense of entitlement and the imputation that they are a very big club when in fact they rank third out of, er, three in the north east for meaningful trophy successes these past 50 years.
Then there's the Saudi stuff. You scarcely heard a whisper of complaint from the Newcastle fans about the provenance of their sudden good fortune. You get the feeling they'd have been perfectly happy to have been taken over by the Tonton Macoute, so long as there was money in the bank.
I look forward to playing them at The Den next season. We have loads of police horses in attendance. The Geordies can entertain themselves by punching them'.

Rod Liddle? Isn't he the fella who ran off with a young one?
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19053 on: January 18, 2022, 02:09:49 pm »
He's the journalist who's done everything he can to become this era's Richard Littlejohn. That's really all you need to know.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19054 on: January 18, 2022, 02:14:34 pm »
Rod Liddle? Isn't he the fella who ran off with a young one?

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19055 on: January 18, 2022, 02:15:33 pm »
They are going for anyone and everyone that is available. Martial, Eden Hazard, Ousmane Dembele. I wouldn’t be surprised if secretly they tabled an offer for one of our players with insane amount of money.

I am sure we can find another Jonjo Shelvey to sell from our academy.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19056 on: January 18, 2022, 02:17:30 pm »
https://youtu.be/ENBpwcNPo9o

That is one of the greatest things I've had the privilege to watch/listen to.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19057 on: January 19, 2022, 02:15:25 pm »
Don't think iv'e ever wanted a side to go down as badly as this shower of shite. Sky's Youtube channel keep removing my journalist killers comments. The double standards from them is pathetic.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19058 on: January 19, 2022, 04:46:59 pm »
Their warm weather training camp in Saudi Arabia may be moving elsewhere.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19059 on: January 21, 2022, 03:04:22 pm »
Their warm weather training camp in Saudi Arabia may be moving elsewhere.


Eddie Howe insisting it's going ahead.

It's apparently a 'football decision' and 'for the good of the players'. Wonder if the relegation-haunted underperformers will have a 'friendly chat' with the murderous piece of shit who owns them?
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19060 on: January 21, 2022, 03:47:30 pm »
In terms of climate you have no argument that their warmer temperature is conducive for just about anything right now.

However I have never been a fan of it. Klopp led our team to Dubai twice for warm temperature training during mid season and both times we came back looking more tired. I think we lost or drew our next game.

Its great for relaxing in the Red Sea for sure but Newcastle is in a dog fight and I don't think having to acclimatise when their players return is helpful.

And fuck Eddie Howe about being 100% a football decision.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19061 on: January 21, 2022, 03:58:30 pm »

Its great for relaxing in the Red Sea for sure but Newcastle is in a dog fight and I don't think having to acclimatise when their players return is helpful.


The way they're playing, the owners can't be that happy, so I'm not entirely convinced some of the players will actually return.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19062 on: January 21, 2022, 04:05:08 pm »
The way they're playing, the owners can't be that happy, so I'm not entirely convinced some of the players will actually return.


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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19063 on: January 21, 2022, 04:07:59 pm »

Fly out in private jets; fly home in a few dozen Tupperware boxes

Or drop them on hospitals in the Yemen.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19064 on: January 21, 2022, 04:14:33 pm »
The way they're playing, the owners can't be that happy, so I'm not entirely convinced some of the players will actually return.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19065 on: January 21, 2022, 04:54:51 pm »
Lovely owners - NUFC fans must be so very proud to be part of the Saudi coalition, for that is what they now are.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-60082788
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19066 on: January 21, 2022, 05:42:38 pm »
Can't wait for the MbS PR shots on the practice field. I'm sure Richard Masters will have an interview ready to go about how the Saudi state still has nothing to do with the team....

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19067 on: January 21, 2022, 06:07:31 pm »
In terms of climate you have no argument that their warmer temperature is conducive for just about anything right now.

However I have never been a fan of it. Klopp led our team to Dubai twice for warm temperature training during mid season and both times we came back looking more tired. I think we lost or drew our next game.


Its great for relaxing in the Red Sea for sure but Newcastle is in a dog fight and I don't think having to acclimatise when their players return is helpful.

And fuck Eddie Howe about being 100% a football decision.

Hope they fly to Saudi every week then
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19068 on: January 21, 2022, 06:34:57 pm »
Hah, so Ashley is suing Stavely saying he fronted her £10m as part of the purchase and she needs to give it back now.  It's in the Daily Mail so won't link it here.  Not that it really matters as we all know who the true owners are but still not a good look for them.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19069 on: January 22, 2022, 12:13:27 pm »
Hah, so Ashley is suing Stavely saying he fronted her £10m as part of the purchase and she needs to give it back now.  It's in the Daily Mail so won't link it here.  Not that it really matters as we all know who the true owners are but still not a good look for them.

I assume Newcastle fans won’t be bothered by this? Certainly being owned by KSA doesn’t bother them as they’re just “supporting a football team not a political ideology”, so guessing they’ve no issue with this as it’s just a legal case and nothing to do with their team.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19070 on: January 22, 2022, 05:35:44 pm »
They'll stay up now.
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19071 on: January 24, 2022, 02:05:28 pm »
Not easy supporting the team that plays these turds every work. Heart sunk when Leeds blew it on Saturday. Next up? :(

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19072 on: January 24, 2022, 02:59:10 pm »
Think they will fairly comfortably stay up now. Burnley, Norwich and Watford are the obvious candidates to go down.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19073 on: January 27, 2022, 05:45:30 pm »
Totally normal thing to do for a team that is coincidentally not owned by the nation of Saudi Arabia.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19074 on: January 27, 2022, 06:35:02 pm »
I actually feel a bit sorry for their players. What can they do but put in a transfer request?
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19075 on: January 27, 2022, 07:07:30 pm »
Totally normal thing to do for a team that is coincidentally not owned by the nation of Saudi Arabia.

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19076 on: January 27, 2022, 07:09:48 pm »
I actually feel a bit sorry for their players. What can they do but put in a transfer request?

Which ones?
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19077 on: January 28, 2022, 10:19:43 am »
I actually feel a bit sorry for their players.

It's a bit humiliating for them. I can imagine the protocols in place. Please smile at all times, but don't laugh. Do not look at any women (should one unaccountably venture out of her abode), clap enthusiastically when the Saudi team do something good, remove all jewellery which suggests Christianity, cover all tattoos. No Jews. 
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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19078 on: January 28, 2022, 10:21:59 am »
It's a bit humiliating for them. I can imagine the protocols in place. Please smile at all times, but don't laugh. Do not look at any women (should one unaccountably venture out of her abode), clap enthusiastically when the Saudi team do something good, remove all jewellery which suggests Christianity, cover all tattoos. No Jews. 

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Re: Newcastle United - RIP Jamal Khashoggi
« Reply #19079 on: January 28, 2022, 11:19:41 am »
Totally normal thing to do for a team that is coincidentally not owned by the nation of Saudi Arabia.

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Didn’t Eddie Howe said they were in Saudi Arabia for 100% footballing reasons? Looks like football reasons also includes watching Arabian football.