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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #40 on: July 2, 2023, 04:21:58 pm »
If you’d read my extensive scouting report, you would have been prepared for the hairyness


wow. i missed this and was therefore massively unprepared

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #41 on: July 2, 2023, 04:22:02 pm »
Looks like the physios have told the club to buy players whose leg hair protects them from injury.  :)

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #42 on: July 2, 2023, 04:22:02 pm »
Not sure about this at all. That stool looks cheap

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #43 on: July 2, 2023, 04:22:38 pm »
Another quality addition hope we can bring in another couple and we will have had a really good window.
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #44 on: July 2, 2023, 04:22:44 pm »
The highlight reels of this feller are long and sastisfying. Speaks good English, too. Welcome aboard, Sobosslike.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #45 on: July 2, 2023, 04:23:20 pm »
Not sure about this at all. That stool looks cheap
Any stool would, next to those legs.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #46 on: July 2, 2023, 04:24:05 pm »
Looks like the physios have told the club to buy players whose leg hair protects them from injury.  :)

Ffs, i thought that's leg tattoo
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #47 on: July 2, 2023, 04:24:12 pm »
Time for a new thread  :)

a new thread? you could make 100 meters of heavy duty rope with that

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #48 on: July 2, 2023, 04:24:37 pm »
Any stool would, next to those legs.


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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #49 on: July 2, 2023, 04:24:47 pm »
Ffs, i thought that's leg tattoo

So did I  :lmao
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #50 on: July 2, 2023, 04:25:55 pm »
Szo boss la
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #51 on: July 2, 2023, 04:25:58 pm »

how fucking hairy are his legs?? ??



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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #53 on: July 2, 2023, 04:26:17 pm »
Gabor!!

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #54 on: July 2, 2023, 04:27:05 pm »
Fucck yes, get in Jorg. Welcome to Liverpool, Szobo.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #55 on: July 2, 2023, 04:28:05 pm »
a new thread? you could make 100 meters of heavy duty rope with that

LMAO excellent!

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #58 on: July 2, 2023, 04:30:32 pm »


Looks like he needs to have a shave at HT every game.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #59 on: July 2, 2023, 04:31:47 pm »
Kloppo:

"The first thing for me to say is welcome to Liverpool, Dominik. I know how excited he is to be here with us, so it is important that he understands that we are all just as excited to have him.

"We already have a little knowledge of Dominik as an opponent because we had a couple of really tough games against Red Bull Salzburg when he was a player there and I think everyone who saw those fixtures will have realised that even at that stage he was a really interesting prospect.

"I'm pretty sure he was still a teenager at that time and since then he has made some big strides – moving to Leipzig, doing really, really well in the Bundesliga, playing for the Hungary national team and then becoming captain of his national team at an incredibly young age.

"These are proper positives and this is even before we even think about his qualities as a footballer. I will not say too much about them at this stage except they are definitely the kind which will hopefully bring a lot of enjoyment and also help us to get results.

"There is no pressure, though. Dominik is still a very young player. He has so much development ahead of him and this means it makes sense for us all to be patient and to give him the time and space to allow his talent to come through within our team.

"The good thing is we have supporters who understand this process. I know the fans are as excited as we are but I am also aware, because I have seen it many times already, that they will be a massive help to us in terms of creating the conditions that will allow Dominik to thrive.

"From the clubs he has been at, the leagues he has played in and the family he is part of, it is very clear that he has already had an outstanding football education, so our responsibility now is to continue this education with him as part of the Liverpool family.

"Everything about this is good news and I am very grateful to everyone at the club who has contributed to making it happen. This is a signing for our present and also for our future and the work that has gone into it could not be more appreciated.”

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #60 on: July 2, 2023, 04:32:04 pm »
Hmmm...No.8 with hairy legs.

I think we've seen that before.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #61 on: July 2, 2023, 04:32:46 pm »
He's Bosz.

Szo Bosz, la.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #62 on: July 2, 2023, 04:32:52 pm »
I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that he'll be the best Hungarian player to wear the Liverpool shirt.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #63 on: July 2, 2023, 04:33:25 pm »
Welcome SO BOSS LA!

but seriously that “Sza Sza” nickname has got to go

Don't ruin our new signing plz LOL 😉

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #64 on: July 2, 2023, 04:34:08 pm »
Not sure about this at all. That stool looks cheap

 :D Give it to our nutritionist for study under the microscope and fix his diet if so.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #65 on: July 2, 2023, 04:36:08 pm »
I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that he'll be the best Hungarian player to wear the Liverpool shirt.

Apologies to Adam Bogdan.

That's a bit disrespectful to Krisztián Németh
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #66 on: July 2, 2023, 04:43:09 pm »
Other than YouTube videos I have never seen him play, I hope he’s as good as everyone says. So far a good window however we still need a world class dm, Caicedo would complete a perfect window for me.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #67 on: July 2, 2023, 04:43:44 pm »
WELCOME SO BOSS LA!

Thought this might be kept till tomorrow, glad it's done today. Hopefully he will win all the trophies the previous few incumbents of that #8 shirt did.
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #68 on: July 2, 2023, 04:44:59 pm »
He’s gonna be a monster under Klopp.

Physicality, technique, workrate, confidence … an absolute monster.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #69 on: July 2, 2023, 04:45:16 pm »
I have never seen him play (or at least I have never noticed him playing when I have been watching), but I am sure he is a good player if we are signing him. Hopefully he will be good and will help us to have a better season than last season.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #70 on: July 2, 2023, 04:45:28 pm »
Some clubs were always destined for greatness...

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #71 on: July 2, 2023, 04:47:26 pm »
Also, Sza Sza? One for the commentary team that Tepid? ;D
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #72 on: July 2, 2023, 04:50:21 pm »
Extremely fuckin hairy! ;D

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #73 on: July 2, 2023, 04:52:31 pm »
Whoooooooo?!?
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #74 on: July 2, 2023, 04:54:24 pm »
That new kit looks amazing as well
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #75 on: July 2, 2023, 04:54:43 pm »
He's such a exciting prospect for us dreamboat

Might even be a rival to Alisson in the really good looking bastard category.
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #76 on: July 2, 2023, 04:54:53 pm »
Think that counts as a lean!

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #77 on: July 2, 2023, 04:55:28 pm »
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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #78 on: July 2, 2023, 04:56:12 pm »
From the person that tried and failed dismally to get "Stan" Fabinho to catch on.

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Re: Welcome Dominik “Sza Sza” Szoboszlai
« Reply #79 on: July 2, 2023, 04:57:09 pm »

how fucking hairy are his legs?? ??

Thought they were tats till I enlarged it. Jesus H.