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Red Squiggle · « **Reply #160 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:37:57 pm »

Quote from: Perkins on October 9, 2008, 02:15:00 pm

Haha, I have the same trouble with whoppas at uni. 90% of them annoy me. How can a night out be random if you have your camera on you fully charged and you have going out gear on?

'You robbed a traffic cone as well, fuck me, I couldn't handle a night out with you guys'. 'I don't want to even look at the next picture of your wacky night out, hang on a minute, your climbing on a lambanana............fuck me'.

It can't be that random if you put the pics up the next day with a blow by blow account of where you went, and you and your mates bantering over every picture. In fact 'banter' is another word that deeply upsets me. What do you think?

Add to that 'that is so going on facebook'

FUCKING bang on, a night out is only considered random if you went out with twenty quid on you and woke up in Indochina with a banging headache and one kidney. Students, when will they learn?

RyanNS · « **Reply #161 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:37:59 pm »

Everyone says it here and it confuses the hell out of come from away's. Ending a sentence and calling people b'ye/bi/by (however you want to spell it).

When we were in England everyone thought we were Northern Irish so it may be common there.

Perkins · « **Reply #162 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:17:51 pm »

Quote from: Red Squiggle on October 10, 2008, 09:37:57 pm

FUCKING bang on, a night out is only considered random if you went out with twenty quid on you and woke up in Indochina with a banging headache and one kidney. Students, when will they learn?

I reckon 90% of students have never had a bevy until they went to uni the way they carry on

jesslfc · « **Reply #163 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:20:39 pm »

What's the plan of action?

Grr.

guest · « **Reply #164 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:29:52 pm »

Students are scumbags.

grifter · « **Reply #165 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:30:32 pm »

Listening to any woman on a phone.

" Ohh did she , mmm she had that blouse on last week only because she knew I'd bought one..yeah..yeah..who does she think she is her..I know yeah..Ohh she's like that to her face but you want to hear her when she's not there..mmm...yeah...god yeah I know...thinks she's great her..mmm ..yeah...yeah...did she..go way honest a god..did she yeah..I'm not surprised really..yeah..mmmm...yeah..ok if you want..only twenty five quid in TK Maxx..bargain or what...might get another pair if their that cheap..yeah..mmm.mmm.mmm..dya think she would..ohh I know he's a right idiot..whats she doing with him..yeah...yeah...mmm.yeah "

3.14298786443298876590113865676498871909776184268

FUCKING WRAP UP YOU BORING BASTARDS.

AJ · « **Reply #166 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:31:54 pm »

Quote from: L6 Red on October 10, 2008, 10:29:52 pm

Students are scumbags.

But it's true?

Graeme · « **Reply #167 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:33:12 pm »

Libpool.

Fucking hate that word.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #168 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:34:09 pm »

Quote from: RyanNS on October 10, 2008, 09:37:59 pm

Everyone says it here and it confuses the hell out of come from away's. Ending a sentence and calling people b'ye/bi/by (however you want to spell it).

When we were in England everyone thought we were Northern Irish so it may be common there.

I know around Newry, where Im from, its ba!!

RyanNS · « **Reply #169 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:43:54 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on October 10, 2008, 10:34:09 pm

I know around Newry, where Im from, its ba!!

Yea i've also seen it spelled "bai". Where is Newry btw?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #170 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:47:28 pm »

Quote from: RyanNS on October 10, 2008, 10:43:54 pm

Yea i've also seen it spelled "bai". Where is Newry btw?

Northern Ireland, just north of the north south border

rotistgeil · « **Reply #171 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:50:20 pm »

Quote from: grifter on October 10, 2008, 10:30:32 pm

Listening to any woman on a phone.

" Ohh did she , mmm she had that blouse on last week only because she knew I'd bought one..yeah..yeah..who does she think she is her..I know yeah..Ohh she's like that to her face but you want to hear her when she's not there..mmm...yeah...god yeah I know...thinks she's great her..mmm ..yeah...yeah...did she..go way honest a god..did she yeah..I'm not surprised really..yeah..mmmm...yeah..ok if you want..only twenty five quid in TK Maxx..bargain or what...might get another pair if their that cheap..yeah..mmm.mmm.mmm..dya think she would..ohh I know he's a right idiot..whats she doing with him..yeah...yeah...mmm.yeah "

3.14298786443298876590113865676498871909776184268

FUCKING WRAP UP YOU BORING BASTARDS.

Haha, spot on there grifter!

Perkins · « **Reply #172 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:52:44 am »

Quote from: grifter on October 10, 2008, 10:30:32 pm

Listening to any woman on a phone.

" Ohh did she , mmm she had that blouse on last week only because she knew I'd bought one..yeah..yeah..who does she think she is her..I know yeah..Ohh she's like that to her face but you want to hear her when she's not there..mmm...yeah...god yeah I know...thinks she's great her..mmm ..yeah...yeah...did she..go way honest a god..did she yeah..I'm not surprised really..yeah..mmmm...yeah..ok if you want..only twenty five quid in TK Maxx..bargain or what...might get another pair if their that cheap..yeah..mmm.mmm.mmm..dya think she would..ohh I know he's a right idiot..whats she doing with him..yeah...yeah...mmm.yeah "

3.14298786443298876590113865676498871909776184268

FUCKING WRAP UP YOU BORING BASTARDS.

Well said. I know girls (and some fellas as well) who spend more time auditing other peoples lives than getting on with their own

DizzyMunchkin · « **Reply #173 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:18:55 am »

Quote from: shanklyboy on October 10, 2008, 12:21:53 pm

You are in a shop and about to pay for your goods.
The shop assistant says "That's £3.27 please"
You reply "Do you want the 27?"
She replies......"If you've got it"

Well I wouldn't fucking offer if I didn't have it.
Why do they ALL say the same thing.....no matter what type of shop it is,or where it is.
It's always the same reply.

Try a simple "yes please"

I normally said It's up to you if you want to get rid of your change But if I'm in a evil mood say no thanks !

When I give change back & the customer says "don't you have a £5 note", before I can apologise for NOT having any fivers in my till. No If I had a note I wouldn't be giving you all this fucking change, you gromless twat.

You know what I mean? No if I did I wouldn't be bloody well asking !!!

Sick as in that's really sick for something that nice, great etc..

We don't do the blame game here!! then why are you blaming me for something that's gone wrong? heh!

It's called teamwork, yes until I need help then I'm on My own bastards!

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #174 on:** October 11, 2008, 09:15:33 am »

I think this may be just a cockerknee one but it consists of inserting the word 'yeah' or 'right' (pronounced 'roy') after every fourth or fifth word.

Example: "Awe got ap this moaning yeah, an awe came dahn stairs roy, an awe did meself sam jellied eels yeah..........". Yes I can fuckin keep up with you and your exremely advanced concepts you fuckin' ponderous oaf!

rednich85 · « **Reply #175 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:18:38 am »

Quote from: Regi on October 10, 2008, 01:05:35 pm

Those who either live/been in Belfast or Derry etc. will know:

"I was all...(insert what you said, ie 'what the fuck?'"
"And here was her...(insert similar)"
"So I goes...(repeat as above)"
"And she be's...(repeat as above)"
etc, etc

Fuckin does my head in

From Derry, they made me laugh

"I was all....."

haha

irishred1991 · « **Reply #176 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:02:07 pm »

OH - MY - GOD

Mr Boat · « **Reply #177 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:13:01 pm »

Quote from: irishred1991 on October 11, 2008, 12:02:07 pm

OH - MY - GOD

Heard my six year old little girl saying this the other day.......gave her a good thrashing of course

Chivasino · « **Reply #178 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:17:13 pm »

Quote from: Graeme on October 10, 2008, 10:33:12 pm

Libpool.

Fucking hate that word.

Kinda cute when my 14 month old niece says it though, and points to the badge.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #179 on:** October 11, 2008, 01:10:26 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on October 11, 2008, 09:15:33 am

I think this may be just a cockerknee one but it consists of inserting the word 'yeah' or 'right' (pronounced 'roy') after every fourth or fifth word.

Example: "Awe got ap this moaning yeah, an awe came dahn stairs roy, an awe did meself sam jellied eels yeah..........". Yes I can fuckin keep up with you and your exremely advanced concepts you fuckin' ponderous oaf!

My young nephew (who lives in Kent) starts almost every sentence with "you know what, yeah..."

I always reply "no, not until you tell me, I don't"

J_Kopite · « **Reply #180 on:** October 11, 2008, 01:46:31 pm »

Anyone who uses internet talk in real life, such as "lol" or "gtfo"

Drives me nuts, especially putting emphasis on the last "L" in LOL

INABITSKI · « **Reply #181 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:18:50 pm »

Quote from: J_Kopite on October 11, 2008, 01:46:31 pm

Anyone who uses internet talk in real life, such as "lol" or "gtfo"

Drives me nuts, especially putting emphasis on the last "L" in LOL

How would anyone do it in "real life" other than a text?

kkhaku · « **Reply #182 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:51:49 pm »

'You can't have your cake and eat it too'

Seriously, WTF.

If you're not going to let me eat the cake, I will throw it at your smug face you stupid cliche using bastard.

Chivasino · « **Reply #183 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:35:55 pm »

And what's the point of having a cake if you're not going to eat it?

Alf · « **Reply #184 on:** October 12, 2008, 01:19:22 am »

wobitied or blokes saying hi.

John C · « **Reply #185 on:** October 12, 2008, 01:25:44 am »

"Is Right".

If I ruled the world I'd torture every dickhead that thinks its normal vocabulary. Its simplistic sheep talk for ignorant c*nts.

Edit - and if you use that in everyday language, chances are you're in a low paid job - think about it.

dnkw · « **Reply #186 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:31:57 am »

End of.

Fucking hate that. As if saying 'end of' means that the argument is now closed. On whose authority?

And anyway, 'end of what'? 'End of the world as we know it?!!' 'End of the road'??!

At least finish the fucking sentence!

HarleyQuinn · « **Reply #187 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:43:54 am »

Technically not a phrase, but I hate the term "wishywashy" with a passion.

Also, because of the Alonso thread on the main forum, anything + "Ultras."

scousepower · « **Reply #188 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:47:17 am »

Quote from: Perkins on October 10, 2008, 09:36:38 pm

You aren't allowed to say 'brainstorm' anymore

according to who?

scousepower · « **Reply #189 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:57:09 am »

when you ask someone what they did yesterday and they say something like 'i went shopping, didn't i?'
used by 2 types of people:
ignorant c*nts who think everyone should keep informed on what they've been upto, and people who suffer from memory loss

-HH- · « **Reply #190 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:02:59 pm »

I opened this thread and I was like 'OH. MY. GOD'. This thread is so random. At the end of the day you can make whatever thread you like. To be fair, I'd probably do the same meself. But it's still like SOOOOOOO rude.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #191 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:08:27 pm »

Quote from: -HH- on October 12, 2008, 12:02:59 pm

I opened this thread and I was like 'OH. MY. GOD'. This thread is so random. At the end of the day you can make whatever thread you like. To be fair, I'd probably do the same meself. But it's still like SOOOOOOO rude.

Fuckin' 'ell mate, read the thread will yer.

Yer missed a couple out.

RedmeisterOZ · « **Reply #192 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:34:00 pm »

Some office/work type babble covered in this earlier thread.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=169968.0

Mr Boat · « **Reply #193 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:38:40 pm »

Quote from: -HH- on October 12, 2008, 12:02:59 pm

I opened this thread and I was like 'OH. MY. GOD'. This thread is so random. At the end of the day you can make whatever thread you like. To be fair, I'd probably do the same meself. But it's still like SOOOOOOO rude.

Absolutely

scutty · « **Reply #194 on:** October 12, 2008, 03:20:14 pm »

Don't know about canny stand, but blert & whopper always seem to get the old gaydar twitching...

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #195 on:** October 12, 2008, 03:39:04 pm »

The term "yourself", when people use it instead of you, largely to sound more polite. Absolutely pathetic!

CHOPPER · « **Reply #196 on:** October 12, 2008, 03:50:31 pm »

Quote from: Mr Boat on October 12, 2008, 12:38:40 pm

Absolutely

Far foreign land · « **Reply #197 on:** October 12, 2008, 05:30:49 pm »

"urite mate? , youright mate?" (why the fuk have u asked me twice if im allright) ??
Or... "you watchin the match in mine r ya? or" is that the same as mine, is it?" .... fuckin senseless really, and i bet a fair few on here are guilty of it..me included. (i need my mouth washin out)..

kopindian · « **Reply #198 on:** October 12, 2008, 05:58:19 pm »

Form is temporary,class is permanent.

Devastatin' Dave · « **Reply #199 on:** October 12, 2008, 06:21:15 pm »

Not a phrase, but I do dislike it when people try to type in an accent.