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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #320 on: May 5, 2018, 02:32:44 pm »
Jack Butland doesn't seem any good.

That's because he's not. Massively overrated purely because he's English.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #321 on: May 5, 2018, 02:32:56 pm »
Lambert has managed 3 wins in his last 35 Premier League games :o

How do these managers keep getting jobs?

Stoke have managed to be so bad they're actually down before West Brom.

And yet still unbeaten at Anfield.

Glad he couldn't keep them up, because fair to say he won't get any PL gigs for a few years at least, and no more fluky results at our ground

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #322 on: May 5, 2018, 02:34:08 pm »
Hooroo Stoke.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #323 on: May 5, 2018, 02:35:14 pm »
Butland going for an Oscar in middle of pitch

Agent told him to get up to that. He'll be the newspaper shot probably
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #324 on: May 5, 2018, 02:36:22 pm »
Hopefully to never be seen again...10 years too late. Unfortunately, some team will buy shawcross to keep him in the PL.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #325 on: May 5, 2018, 02:37:10 pm »
Saido Berahino. £12M. 28 games. No Goals.

Just keeping your head above water takes it toll after the years. Team full of average not arsed shite.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #326 on: May 5, 2018, 02:38:37 pm »
Saido Berahino. £12M. 28 games. No Goals.

On £70K a week with a contract until 2022.  :o

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #327 on: May 5, 2018, 02:39:01 pm »
Everton.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #328 on: May 5, 2018, 02:39:43 pm »
On £70K a week with a contract until 2022.  :o

It's not nice but i wouldn't shed any tears if he went bankrupt. Stealing a living, easy money for doing fuck all.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #329 on: May 5, 2018, 02:40:26 pm »
Can we celebrate stoke getting relegated during aston villa relegation day? You know why?

STOKE JUST GOT RELEGATED :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #330 on: May 5, 2018, 02:40:32 pm »
Steven Gerrard, on Dutch TV, asked about Stoke's relegation:
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #331 on: May 5, 2018, 02:40:34 pm »
How do you like them apples Lambert you twat. Your unbeaten record at Anfield not much good now is it. Hopefully the other shithouses WBA go down as well. I want Southampton down as well taking their shithouse fans with them.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #332 on: May 5, 2018, 02:40:55 pm »
Wouldn't mind shaqiri as a back up to our front 3...

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #333 on: May 5, 2018, 02:41:38 pm »
How do you like them apples Lambert you twat. Your unbeaten record at Anfield not much good now is it. Hopefully the other shithouses WBA go down as well. I want Southampton down as well taking their shithouse fans with them.

I want Soton to slosh FC Sexy aside today. Agree about West Brom though.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #334 on: May 5, 2018, 02:43:01 pm »
Why were stoke 4 on 4 1-0 up ?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #335 on: May 5, 2018, 02:43:04 pm »
Lambert getting ripped apart by Matthew Etherington and Clinton Morrison. Good to see.

Fuck off Stoke. Your team is shit and your city is shit. Dont come back.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #336 on: May 5, 2018, 02:43:07 pm »
I prefer West Brom to win tonight and Swansea to be relegated with the Saints. So Swansea manager can start his driving a Ferrari during heavy traffic story to the likes of Boro and Leeds.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #337 on: May 5, 2018, 02:46:04 pm »
I prefer West Brom to win tonight and Swansea to be relegated with the Saints. So Swansea manager can start his driving a Ferrari during heavy traffic story to the likes of Boro and Leeds.

West Brom too much of an ask

Southampton would be the ones. But I hate their bitter abusive fans and Mark Hughes so I'll actually be cheering the toffs on tonight for the greater good

Swansea manager is a twat tho
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #338 on: May 5, 2018, 02:54:24 pm »
I want Soton to slosh FC Sexy aside today. Agree about West Brom though.

I agree, want them both to win today but both to go down

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #339 on: May 5, 2018, 02:55:46 pm »
Fuck off Stoke..

Hopefully Fuck off West Brom and hopefully fuck off Southampton..

Swansea can fuck off next season..
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #340 on: May 5, 2018, 02:59:04 pm »
Fuck off Stoke..

Hopefully Fuck off West Brom and hopefully fuck off Southampton..

Swansea can fuck off next season..

Whatever it is West Brom, just win against Spurs.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #341 on: May 5, 2018, 02:59:31 pm »
Le Tissier’s mob down as well please and that’ll be very satisfactory.

His Twitter account will die under the weight of VVD “Who cares?!” Gifs Hahahaha
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #342 on: May 5, 2018, 02:59:36 pm »
Ha, ha, ha, fuck off Stoke, back to your true level. West fucking neanderthal Brom can sod off next.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #343 on: May 5, 2018, 03:01:09 pm »
Cant argue with the job Roy has done. Always thought he should have been given more time at Liverpool, to implement his footballing philosophies.
Seriously though, I thought palace were down when they hired him, even Palace fans didnt want him.

So happy Stoke are down, with their "Aaron Ramsey, he walks with a limp" , c*nts. Hope they never go back up.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #344 on: May 5, 2018, 03:01:26 pm »
Wouldn't mind shaqiri as a back up to our front 3...

Would prefer Zaha. Decent back up for Sadio.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #345 on: May 5, 2018, 03:01:36 pm »
Do none of these midtable sides with nothing to play for have any youth players who deserve a chance?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #346 on: May 5, 2018, 03:02:01 pm »
Bournemouth have Wilson Pugh King up front today. Can't be healthy.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #347 on: May 5, 2018, 03:05:37 pm »
WBA have not watered the pitch again.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #348 on: May 5, 2018, 03:05:53 pm »
Cant argue with the job Roy has done. Always thought he should have been given more time at Liverpool, to implement his footballing philosophies.
Seriously though, I thought palace were down when they hired him, even Palace fans didnt want him.

So happy Stoke are down, with their "Aaron Ramsey, he walks with a limp" , c*nts. Hope they never go back up.
Roy at Liverpool a big no.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #349 on: May 5, 2018, 03:07:42 pm »
Wouldn't mind shaqiri as a back up to our front 3...

Too fat, slow, and lazy.
Always blames the others in his team for the above
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #350 on: May 5, 2018, 03:09:44 pm »
Cant argue with the job Roy has done. Always thought he should have been given more time at Liverpool, to implement his footballing philosophies.
Seriously though, I thought palace were down when they hired him, even Palace fans didnt want him.

So happy Stoke are down, with their "Aaron Ramsey, he walks with a limp" , c*nts. Hope they never go back up.

I’ve heard that as London Manager of the Year, he is being tapped up for the Arsenal job as I write.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #351 on: May 5, 2018, 03:10:41 pm »
Would prefer Zaha. Decent back up for Sadio.

Never fit enough. That’s why he is there
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #352 on: May 5, 2018, 03:11:34 pm »
Zaha and Shaquiri? We're a fucking CL finalist and hopefully PL title challenging side next year. Neither are good enough as back ups and I'd be horrified if the club thought so.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #353 on: May 5, 2018, 03:12:02 pm »
Wouldn't mind shaqiri as a back up to our front 3...
To do what? Scarf up the leftover sarnies?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #354 on: May 5, 2018, 03:14:45 pm »
I’ve heard that as London Manager of the Year, he is being tapped up for the Arsenal job as I write.

Wed be fools not to look at him, in our quest for Utopia.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #355 on: May 5, 2018, 03:17:31 pm »
Wed be fools not to look at him, in our quest for Utopia.

He would try to break your players by testing their “wesolve”

Yer man on Arsenal TV would have a coronary fam.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #356 on: May 5, 2018, 03:19:03 pm »
Zaha and Shaquiri? We're a fucking CL finalist and hopefully PL title challenging side next year. Neither are good enough as back ups and I'd be horrified if the club thought so.

Mental people want either. It's not 2011 lads ffs.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #357 on: May 5, 2018, 03:19:41 pm »
He would try to break your players by testing their “wesolve”

Yer man on Arsenal TV would have a coronary fam.

Roy has said, categorically, that he would only consider the job if “Cwosswail2 is extended to Cwoydon”.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #358 on: May 5, 2018, 03:20:41 pm »
Would prefer Zaha. Decent back up for Sadio.

Me too which is why I was desperately hoping for Palace to get relegated so we could get him on the cheap. Be too expensive to buy now as a backup

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Re: Premier League Fixtures - 4th-10th May
« Reply #359 on: May 5, 2018, 03:21:04 pm »
The shouts for Shaqiri are beyond mad :lmao