Author Topic: EL: Liv 6 vs 1 Sparta Nuñez 7’ Clark 8’ Mo 11’ Gak 14’ 55’ Birm 42’ Dom 48’  (Read 7269 times)

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So Mo or Dom will go the distance
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Quansah has been the find of the season for me, absolutely outstanding whenever he's been called upon
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67 We are working hard on our touch count around the defence/midfield at the moment. No new chances, apparently that's stopped now Tepid is no longer commentating. We then have a move, but Gakpo does not manage to finish it off.
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67 We are working hard on our touch count around the defence/midfield at the moment. No new chances, apparently that's stopped now Tepid is no longer commentating.
you can't draw a blank Jill, in a game with 7 goals surely ☹️
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you can't draw a blank Jill, in a game with 7 goals surely ☹️

Looks like I will have too.  :D
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Looks like I will have too.  :D
thought that was the moment there!
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70 A free kick to Sparta who put the ball is and we clear. Then one of them tries a over the head kick which goes wide.
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thought that was the moment there!

He got it all wrong.  ;D
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Musialowski is on for this debut, he replaces Clark.
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Reunion with Xabi in this competition looking increasingly unlikely.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Musialowski is on for this debut, he replaces Clark.
Clark has had a great game, looked like he may have taken a slight knock
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Reunion with Xabi in this competition looking increasingly unlikely.
opens it nicely for us though
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75 A bit more pressure for Sparta without them really making anything of it, and we are slowly moving from the back.

Over to Sir Bob.
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opens it nicely for us though
They’ve got one back
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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77 Lovely ball from Elliott to Gakpo who shoots but the keeper gets down to save well at the near post. Corner comes to nothing.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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660 passes by us tonight.
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81 McConnell blazes one over from about 30 yards
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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83 Elliott races into the area, options both sides but he shoots and the keeper goes down well to make a smart save. Corner comes in and it’s cleared.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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87 Slobbo cross headed over for a corner. Cleared.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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89 Shot drilled in, easily saved by Kelleher. We break and Mo sets up Gakkers for a tap in but he’s offside.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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One minute added
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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One minute added

Kloppo couldn't believe it. 😄
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:lmao ref has NO interest in added time at all
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91 Another shot for Gakpo is beaten out by the keeper and it’s FT. Tepid gets all 6. Well done sir. Reds into tomorrows draw for the quarters. 6-1
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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91 Another shot for Gakpo is beaten out by the keeper and it’s FT. Tepid gets all 6. Well done sir. Reds into tomorrows draw for the quarters. 6-1
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Great work. Absolutely zero doubt we win this competition, gonna be a fun ride.

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Great stuff lads, could have easily doubled that score
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Enjoyed that Gakpo performance. A lot more involved than he's been recently.

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That Bullshit tackle on szoboszlai at the end. Smh

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Sparta fans were brilliant throughout.  Their team was not.
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Great work. Absolutely zero doubt we win this competition, gonna be a fun ride.

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Cruise control. Looked like a glorified training session at times. It's gonna take a major upset for us to not win this thing.

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Elliott was really good again.
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Easy in both legs, last thing we need is more injuries so credit to Sparta , outclassed and totally out played but they never threw a tantrum flying in with dirty tackles in either game.
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Leverkusen equalise!
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Leverkusen 2-2

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Nice practice for Sunday, thoroughly enjoyable. Hello Man United, bet you're delighted to have us next :wave