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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2024, 08:37:15 am »
4 down, 7 to go...

Joe is just warming up so he is ready. He will put his patricks's on. He will probably wait until the city game but may, just may, score the 3rd against Forest.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2024, 08:39:53 am »
Wow, I still remember the first goal under Klopp like it was yesterday. Where has the time gone?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2024, 12:47:19 pm »
Wow, I still remember the first goal under Klopp like it was yesterday. Where has the time gone?

Was that Emre Can in europa? And then Benteke in the PL

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2024, 01:05:36 pm »
Was that Emre Can in europa? And then Benteke in the PL

Is correct

The first goal under Klopp came against Rubin Kazan. Emre Can the scorer.

The first league goal was scored by Christian Benteke v Southampton.
Another 1-1 draw with some lad called Sadio Mane equalising. Wonder what ever happened to him?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2024, 01:07:33 pm »
Can anyone remember out first hat trick under Jurgen?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #45 on: February 22, 2024, 01:08:01 pm »
Can anyone remember out first hat trick under Jurgen?

Origi at Southampton surely
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #46 on: February 22, 2024, 01:09:01 pm »
Origi at Southampton surely

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #47 on: February 22, 2024, 01:15:41 pm »
The first game where Firmino, Salah and Mane all scored?
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #48 on: February 22, 2024, 01:20:04 pm »
The first game where Firmino, Salah and Mane all scored?

First game they played together  ;D
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2024, 01:20:58 pm »
The first game where Firmino, Salah and Mane all scored?
First game of the season, early kick off (shock horror, how many of these nearly 1000 goals came in 12:30 kick offs I wonder) 3-3 draw somewhere? Watford?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #50 on: February 22, 2024, 01:24:08 pm »
Ha, I actually thought it was Arsenal a few games after. Incidentally Sturridge also scored there too.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2024, 08:10:53 am »
This is aligning nicely to be a massive goal on March 10th. Actually it might not be, I’d forgotten about the Southampton game. Chelsea, Saints, Forest, Prague- it’s likely to be in there somewhere.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2024, 09:18:43 am »
Do penalty shootouts count?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #53 on: February 25, 2024, 09:46:23 am »
Do penalty shootouts count?

From the fact that Kelleher isn't in the list in the OP, it seems not
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #54 on: February 26, 2024, 10:14:16 pm »
Was that Emre Can in europa? And then Benteke in the PL

I've gotten so spoilt with the squads under klopp it seems impossible that benteke was ever in a klopp squad.  We have people moaning about diaz or nunez now.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #55 on: February 26, 2024, 10:17:35 pm »
I've gotten so spoilt with the squads under klopp it seems impossible that benteke was ever in a klopp squad.  We have people moaning about diaz or nunez now.

It’s Twitter so obviously you’re going to read plenty of bollocks but some knobhead was claiming Diaz as our worst signing under Klopp yesterday. Madness.

6 goals to go then?

Southampton
Forest
Sparta
City

Where do we reckon?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #56 on: February 26, 2024, 10:37:41 pm »
It’s Twitter so obviously you’re going to read plenty of bollocks but some knobhead was claiming Diaz as our worst signing under Klopp yesterday. Madness.

6 goals to go then?

Southampton
Forest
Sparta
City

Where do we reckon?
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 7 to go
« Reply #57 on: February 27, 2024, 01:46:58 am »
VVD or Joe Gomez to score no. 1000 to beat City in the last minute.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 6 to go
« Reply #58 on: February 27, 2024, 02:06:24 pm »
My initial prediction was Salah v Forest, but given the team we will have to put out in the next 2 games I think 6 goals might be a bit of a stretch.

I do think we'll still get 6 in the next 3 so don't expect to have to wait until Abu Dhabi.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 6 to go
« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2024, 09:53:49 pm »
3 to go, could come as early as this Saturday
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 6 to go
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2024, 10:50:50 pm »
3 to go, could come as early as this Saturday

Think it would be fitting if Divock scores it.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 6 to go
« Reply #61 on: February 29, 2024, 07:12:07 am »
What is the odd of Joe Gomez scoring the 1000th Klopp goal? XD
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 6 to go
« Reply #62 on: February 29, 2024, 11:20:14 am »
What is the odd of Joe Gomez scoring the 1000th Klopp goal? XD

You can get 50/1 (Boylesports) on him to be last goalscorer on Saturday. So if you think we'll score 3 then the third will be the last goalscorer, the 1000th goal and Joe Gomez to get it.

He's 14/1 (Bet365, PP, Skybet, Boylesports) to score anytime.

Alternatively, you could wait until we score our next 2 goals, then either bet on him scoring next goal (Depends what time the 2nd goal is scored for the odds) in play if we score 2 on Saturday, or back him to score first (Probably around 33/1 I'd guess) against Sparta next week if we don't get a 3rd.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #63 on: February 29, 2024, 01:29:25 pm »
By my reckoning, there are 47 players on that list on the OP who have scored their first goal for LFC since Joe Gomez made his debut. And actually, that list doesn’t include Koumas and Danns.

Maybe Joe can bring up the 1,000th goal while being the 50th player to score their first LFC goal under Klopp!

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #64 on: February 29, 2024, 01:33:30 pm »
Odds on it being ruled out by var because the shadow of his beard is ahead of the last defender?
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #65 on: February 29, 2024, 01:58:15 pm »
By my reckoning, there are 47 players on that list on the OP who have scored their first goal for LFC since Joe Gomez made his debut. And actually, that list doesn’t include Koumas and Danns.

Maybe Joe can bring up the 1,000th goal while being the 50th player to score their first LFC goal under Klopp!

Koumas was 9 years old when Gomez made his debut for the first team. Koumas still managed to score a goal before him  :D
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #66 on: February 29, 2024, 01:59:11 pm »
Odds on it being ruled out by var because the shadow of his beard is ahead of the last defender?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #67 on: February 29, 2024, 02:00:56 pm »
Another important thing that's been missed.

Which of the RAWK commentators will be on duty for the 1000th goal?
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #68 on: February 29, 2024, 02:05:07 pm »
Mad when you look at that list that Salah has a fifth of our total goals. Even madder when you see Alisson's name on there

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 2 to go
« Reply #69 on: March 2, 2024, 05:30:11 pm »
2 to go.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 2 to go
« Reply #70 on: March 2, 2024, 07:00:08 pm »
Another important thing that's been missed.

Which of the RAWK commentators will be on duty for the 1000th goal?
That's a damn good question. Hope it's Jill or tepid.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 3 to go
« Reply #71 on: March 2, 2024, 07:12:16 pm »
Another important thing that's been missed.

Which of the RAWK commentators will be on duty for the 1000th goal?

That's a damn good question. Hope it's Jill or tepid.

I'll be there.  ;)
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 1 to go
« Reply #72 on: March 7, 2024, 06:05:28 pm »
Next goal is 1000 under Jürgen
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 1 to go
« Reply #73 on: March 7, 2024, 06:10:40 pm »
DARWIN FUCKING NUNEZ
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 1 to go
« Reply #74 on: March 7, 2024, 06:10:40 pm »
DARWINNNNNNN. And what a goal!
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 1 to go
« Reply #75 on: March 7, 2024, 06:12:17 pm »
A goal for the occasion.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - Darwin Nunez 1000
« Reply #76 on: March 7, 2024, 06:14:52 pm »
Someone send us a 1000 gif for the match commentary please!  :wave
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - Darwin Nunez 1000
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - Darwin Nunez 1000
« Reply #78 on: March 7, 2024, 06:21:31 pm »
Someone send us a 1000 gif for the match commentary please!  :wave

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