I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Blessing Okagbare out of the 100m after being caught doping. Oh dear.
Crosby Nick never fails.
What time is the womens 200m final?Edit - Ok I don’t even think it’s tonight, not sure why I thought it wasEdit 2 - Or is it tonight? Why is it daylight in Japan but nighttime in England? Something’s up here.
Does anybody really believe they all aren’t at it?
It's the women's 100m final at 13:50 BST. The 200m final isn't until Tuesday.
Innocent until proven guilty as far as I'm concerned. It reminds me of the accusations from Everton and City fans during the 2019/20 season. We were so much better than everyone else that the only way their little brains could rationalise it was that we must have been doping.
I go in to it assuming everyone is doped. I assume footballers are as well, including ours. With football they barely get tested and in most cases there is more money on the line. You better believe they are all at it.
No idea how you can enjoy watching sport if that's genuinely what you think but to each his own I suppose.
Do you think the players know they are doping? Or are rules somehow being broken without their knowledge? If it’s the former, for me that’s where it falls down. There’s no way every single player (or let’s just say “most” if you’d prefer) in the top leagues has been doping and not a single one has come out and said something.
That last 50m from Milak was insane.
Not sure how to feel about Australia winning all these medals in the pool. Really wanted that last race to go to the Canadian girl.Time for Ledecky to slap down Titmus and put her in her place. This 800 will be a WR, I think.
No WR but she really dominated that race.
Here we go then with the Mixed 4x100m Medley Relay. Going to be a very strange and intriguing spectacle this with countries choosing different combinations of men and women for the four strokes. Britain have a great chance of a medal, maybe even gold if everything goes perfectly.
Sex bombs to the left of me would be playboy bunnies to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with my pasty white bird.
GOLD FOR GREAT BRITAIN!!! WORLD RECORD!!!Absolutely smashed it!Peaty swam a 56.7s breaststroke leg
Fiji are away and gone here.
And Djokovic doesn’t even get a bronze.What a pity.