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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4040 on: December 8, 2018, 10:32:43 pm »
Christ did they literally just show the goals and nothing else? Eddie Howe chatting shit there like the offside had a huge bearing on the game.
Criminal that they didn't show Alisson's header.  The single best moment of the weekend.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4041 on: December 8, 2018, 10:33:01 pm »
Love that Mo was offside  8)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4042 on: December 8, 2018, 10:33:01 pm »
Crap highlights! shite from the beeb

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4043 on: December 8, 2018, 10:34:08 pm »
Got to show Mancs
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4044 on: December 8, 2018, 10:34:29 pm »
Bit short that...we played some lovely stuff

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4045 on: December 8, 2018, 10:35:07 pm »
Step up Eddie Howe aa the next embarrasing
Manager bollocks

3 in a row
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4046 on: December 8, 2018, 10:35:34 pm »
BBC policy to always give the Chelsea goalie his full name.  ::)

It's fucking Kepa, you tarts.  You can tell because he's a goalkepa.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4047 on: December 8, 2018, 10:36:24 pm »
Commentator glossed over that prick raking Mo's Achilles.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4048 on: December 8, 2018, 10:37:07 pm »
Step up Eddie Howe aa the next embarrasing
Manager bollocks

3 in a row
That's because, despite everyone being weirdly complimentary of him in the build up to our game, they've quietly lost 4 of their last 5, so he's feeling the pressure to get his excuses in.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4049 on: December 8, 2018, 10:37:37 pm »
Amazing how Fernandinho never seems to get booked
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4050 on: December 8, 2018, 11:05:25 pm »
Felipe Anderson is miles too good for West Ham.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4051 on: December 8, 2018, 11:05:41 pm »
Brilliant finish from Felipe Anderson. Roy’s sacking can’t be too far away.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4052 on: December 8, 2018, 11:06:24 pm »
Felipe Anderson is miles too good for West Ham.

Lovely goal that. He’ll definitely be off next summer.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4053 on: December 8, 2018, 11:13:34 pm »
Step up Eddie Howe aa the next embarrasing
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3 in a row

Martin Tyler was the same. If the first had been ruled offside then apparently the game would have turned out differently. Bournemouth would obviously scored three or four against the best defence in the league and kept out Salah, Firmino, Shaquiri, Mane and the rest.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4054 on: December 8, 2018, 11:14:09 pm »
Son is an excellent player.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4055 on: December 8, 2018, 11:16:10 pm »
Son is an excellent player.
My lad is not bad but excellent? No
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4056 on: December 8, 2018, 11:26:56 pm »
Ryan McPoyle doing a good job with Arsenal so far.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4057 on: December 8, 2018, 11:28:45 pm »
Diving all over the shop there! Must be a North London thing
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4058 on: December 8, 2018, 11:28:56 pm »
Bit short that...we played some lovely stuff

A minimal analysis of how Keita and Fabinho are finally settling in. In fact no analysis at all.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4059 on: December 8, 2018, 11:30:53 pm »
What utter shit highlights. Who edits this show now? Some LADBible c*nt who only goes for the most obvious highlights on individual brilliance? Some great team play from us and none of it was shown.

And where was Alissons header? Pathetic.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4060 on: December 8, 2018, 11:33:45 pm »
Criminal that they didn't show Alisson's header.  The single best moment of the weekend.

Salmonesque doesn't cover it. The height he got was a joy to behold

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4061 on: December 8, 2018, 11:53:40 pm »
Rashford conned the referee to get Fulham player sent off.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4062 on: December 8, 2018, 11:57:21 pm »
Watching Burnley at Turf Moor is like watching a 70s game but with modern camerawork - particularly given today’s weather. I’m surprised the pitch was in such good nick. More so than any other Premiership team of recent times, they epitomise that Charles Hughes/Charles Reep “launch it into the mixer” style.

I want them relegated more than any other team. Except Everton obviously - but they’re not at risk, sadly.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4063 on: December 9, 2018, 01:27:54 am »
Criminal that they didn't show Alisson's header.  The single best moment of the weekend.

Wha? They didnt show the header?!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4064 on: December 9, 2018, 01:53:14 am »
Ryan McPoyle doing a good job with Arsenal so far.
:lmao :lmao :lmao

I just hope Margret won't be a distraction to our players when they come to Anfield  ;)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4065 on: December 9, 2018, 09:59:39 am »
Two games in a row Chris Wood has been involved in an offside goal for Burnley.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4066 on: December 9, 2018, 10:14:11 am »
Anyone made a vine of our highlights yet?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4067 on: December 9, 2018, 12:02:47 pm »
Good to see the ref in the Arsenal game giving a couple of yellow cards for diving
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4068 on: December 9, 2018, 11:42:14 pm »
Just watching on delay

Rashford smashes into a player in purpose ended up doing his cruciate and and conned ref into a red for player with total play acting

Busy week for that rat
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4069 on: December 10, 2018, 08:39:38 am »
Just watching on delay

Rashford smashes into a player in purpose ended up doing his cruciate and and conned ref into a red for player with total play acting

Busy week for that rat
Couldn't believe it when I saw the second yellow incident. I'd heard it was harsh, but Rashford has literally hauled Anguissa over on top of himself, then thrown his toys out of the pram when surprise surprise, he's ended up with an understandably bemused Anguissa on top of him.

It's like the Kevin Davies 'back into an opponent and get a free kick when they move out the way causing you to fall on your arse' move taken to it's logical conclusion.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4070 on: December 10, 2018, 09:17:43 am »
Couldn't believe it when I saw the second yellow incident. I'd heard it was harsh, but Rashford has literally hauled Anguissa over on top of himself, then thrown his toys out of the pram when surprise surprise, he's ended up with an understandably bemused Anguissa on top of him.

It's like the Kevin Davies 'back into an opponent and get a free kick when they move out the way causing you to fall on your arse' move taken to it's logical conclusion.

Oh well,  I remember the days when a team like Fulham would pull one back at three nil down at Old Trafford and they wouldn’t shit themselves and resort to play acting to get them down to 10

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4071 on: December 15, 2018, 10:53:37 pm »
Cardiff keeper and warnock bitching about Deeney challenging for a ball that was 50/50

Keepers know from the start what they’re signing up for

The bloke got up screaming then threw himself on the floor when he saw the ref coming
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4072 on: December 15, 2018, 11:14:04 pm »
Huddersfield fans booing at the end. Are they for real? Wagner has done a great job getting them where they are and have been unfortunately hit by injuries. Football fans are a strange bunch. Rafa getting some praise on MOTD, great to see him get some recognition.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4073 on: December 15, 2018, 11:24:21 pm »
Guessing Murphy ain’t on then?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4074 on: December 16, 2018, 12:46:45 am »
Guessing Murphy ain’t on then?

Yeah with Shearer

Most inoffensive fixture list possible. He could’ve said anything and no one would care

MOTD 2 tomorrow is where its at. Whatever happens he’ll spout some shit
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4075 on: December 16, 2018, 10:15:45 pm »
It's on!!!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4076 on: December 16, 2018, 10:21:00 pm »
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4078 on: December 16, 2018, 10:28:15 pm »
Boooo, why no Fellaini shot?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4079 on: December 16, 2018, 10:28:49 pm »
bollocks from the beeb as usual, its basically a goals show + shite analysis