Crosby Nick never fails.
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.
Sex bombs to the left of me would be playboy bunnies to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with my pasty white bird.