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Divock talking about that goal..

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/btza8e/origi_talking_about_that_goal_against_barca/

"Am I offside"  ;D

Sounds a bit like Charie Murrrrphy!!
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Divock talking about that goal..

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/btza8e/origi_talking_about_that_goal_against_barca/

"Am I offside"  ;D

Sounds a bit like Charie Murrrrphy!!

He does a bit yeah  :),it's Divock Origi's true Anfield story.

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"Am I offside"  ;D

First trying to get the ball out of the net against Everton after he scored the winer and now "am I offside?".

Comedian ;D
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Bitters, Newcastle and of course Barcelona. Origi's given us so many great moments this season- could there be one more?

Saturday night and I like the way you move
Divock Origi


Saturday night in Madrid and I keep getting this vision of Divock coming on late to score the winner!
if I came home to allison in bed with my wife I'd ask him to phone Virgil to see if he wanted to pop round too.

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Saturday night in Madrid and I keep getting this vision of Divock coming on late to score the winner!

I hope not. Origi can score as many as he wants, but no late winners. This game needs to be done and dusted in our favour long before 90+ minutes and so it should be, we are the better team.
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I hope not. Origi can score as many as he wants, but no late winners. This game needs to be done and dusted in our favour long before 90+ minutes and so it should be, we are the better team.
I know we  should beat them comfortably but since when have Liverpool ever done something like that in finals or during this season? I think We'll win but it'll be close and we'll all be shitting it by then.
if I came home to allison in bed with my wife I'd ask him to phone Virgil to see if he wanted to pop round too.

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I hope not. Origi can score as many as he wants, but no late winners. This game needs to be done and dusted in our favour long before 90+ minutes and so it should be, we are the better team.

I also want this but not happening

Check us out in finals

Sunderland 92 was the last one. We’re in for it tonight whatever the outcome

Before that was 74 v Newcastle

What’s more I think theyre the only 2 in our history where we had the cigars out
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Mods, please change the thread title to "The Legend Of Divock"

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Couldn't be happier for him and it couldn't happen to a nicer player

I said he deserved a chance :lmao

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How do you sell a guy that scores 3 goals in CL semi-final and final?  YOU DON'T!!!!

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Who’d have thunked it!!!!

What a guy
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I never thought I'd ever see him play for us again but he's a fucking hero tonight!!!
if I came home to allison in bed with my wife I'd ask him to phone Virgil to see if he wanted to pop round too.

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thank you Divock

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Give this man a statue,or 10!!

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Interviewer: 'Divock you've done it again'
Origi:'We've done it, its about the team'

Sums him up 100%, love the lad

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my firs child will be named Divock, dont care if its boy or a girl

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Absolute madman.

Everton
Newcastle
Barcelona
tonight

Crazy. He's got such a high ceiling. And the best possible name imaginable for any footballer!

DIVOCK ORIGI!
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Interviewer: 'Divock you've done it again'
Origi:'We've done it, its about the team'

Sums him up 100%, love the lad
Fantastic. Go Div!

What a great story his is.

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Give this fine specimen whatever he fucking wants!!!!

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If he leaves, he leaves a legend!

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Gofundme time, statue's gonna happen one way or the other.

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Fucking love you Divock lad.

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JackWard33 - I'm signing him for the next 50 years!!

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The man loves an impact!  Let's be honest - he had a stinker, I can't remember him completing a pass.

But what a finish!!  Straight into the Book of Legends  8)

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Where is his statue getting put up??
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Contract for life.

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Head screwed on now...we cant let this fella go surely. Absolute hero,

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He was fucking dreadful apart from the goal as well  ;D

Divock Origi European Cup winner
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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That was some fucking goal

I was unfortunate to be in a bar with 90% Spurs fans. Divock emptied every fucking single one of them.
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This time last year he was out. In that time, and fuck knows how he’s done it in such a short amount of playing time, but he’s written himself into Liverpool legend. He’s a legend. Winning goals in the league, the ones in the semi final and fuck me, he went and scored one in the final to KILL it.

Wow! He’s encapsulated the team spirit and deserves this. They all do. Congratulations.
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Clutchigi in American parlance ...have a gut feeling he is going to get that pre Everton injury form back to go with his wonderful goal scoring Knack

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Most valuable player this season.  ;) .

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Thank you, Divock. I finally breathed after your goal.
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Give the lad a new contract he has earned it. It's easy to forget how well he was playing before he picked up that injury at Everton. But the way he has fought back, is such a great credit to him and I just love his humbleness. He had the perfect opportunity to take some credit but instead he bats it back to the team. I love the guy.  ;D
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Give him Sturridge’s contract. Don’t give a fuck!!!!
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haha he must think wtf, from the bench to making history.

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That finish was fucking sublime, weak foot, one touch to set himself and he comes up with that inch perfect finish across the keeper on one of the biggest stages in world football to decide the game