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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #480 on: September 1, 2022, 09:45:17 pm »
Joke decision.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #481 on: September 1, 2022, 09:46:14 pm »
Last minute Leicester equalizer would be nice
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #482 on: September 1, 2022, 09:46:31 pm »
I’m assuming Maddison’s yellow is for telling Pawson he’s a cheat?
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #483 on: September 1, 2022, 09:47:22 pm »
United are playing Big Jack Charlton style football. Everyone behind the ball and look for a whack over the top.

Football heritage is back.

Back to the only thing that worked under Ole and Mourinho then (as well as all the refs on their side). Retreat and then just lump it for those fast forwards to run onto. A shame we struggle so much against this approach though, I preferred it when they tried to actually play football against us for once and got smoked last season.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #484 on: September 1, 2022, 09:48:12 pm »
Commentators saying the Mancs are singing a song

Where was your commentary before when they were singing shite about Hillsbrough and Heysel you absolute fucking inbred fucking c*nts.

You fucking evil bastards

And fuck BT.

Fucking. Scum.


All correct. If it was ANY other club other than them and being sung about ANY other club other than us there’d be outrage.

But as they’re singing now, they do what they want. Pathetic.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #485 on: September 1, 2022, 09:48:48 pm »
All correct. If it was ANY other club other than them and being sung about ANY other club other than us there’d be outrage.

But as they’re singing now, they do what they want. Pathetic.

They don't play to the same rules as the rest, either on the pitch or in the stands.
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #486 on: September 1, 2022, 09:49:32 pm »
Glazers out though, yeah? Or has that been forgotten about because they've scraped a few one nils?

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #487 on: September 1, 2022, 09:50:28 pm »
So so shit
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #488 on: September 1, 2022, 09:50:37 pm »
Glazers out though, yeah? Or has that been forgotten about because they've scraped a few one nils?

All forgotten, you can hear the swagger in their chanting.

Leicester have had enough chances to get the protests going again but too wasteful.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #489 on: September 1, 2022, 09:50:49 pm »
Wow that is poor.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #490 on: September 1, 2022, 09:51:16 pm »
Leicester are absolutely shite. No teeth at all.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #491 on: September 1, 2022, 09:51:49 pm »
Ref blew on 94 :D

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #492 on: September 1, 2022, 09:51:55 pm »
See ya Brendan.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #493 on: September 1, 2022, 09:52:00 pm »
That could and should have been 1-1.

Both of these are shit on a stick football.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #494 on: September 1, 2022, 09:52:17 pm »
Look at them all buzzing with that showing 😂
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #495 on: September 1, 2022, 09:52:18 pm »
Ref blew on 94 :D
with a minute and a half of wasted time on top of 94

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #496 on: September 1, 2022, 09:52:20 pm »
Goldbridge: 'a defensively elite performance'.  :lmao

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #497 on: September 1, 2022, 09:52:31 pm »
Dreadful performance from Leicester.
Despite BT waxing lyrical about how fantastic Man Utd were in the first 20 minutes, they were actually a big bag of shit and were there for the taking.
Very poor passing and overall play. Explains why they're bottom of the table.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #498 on: September 1, 2022, 09:52:50 pm »
Gotta ask how the hell did we lose against this Utd team. Freak result

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #499 on: September 1, 2022, 09:53:04 pm »
Glazers out though, yeah? Or has that been forgotten about because they've scraped a few one nils?

Another stupid amount of money spent today. Glazers out.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #500 on: September 1, 2022, 09:53:04 pm »
Weird stuff, clearly lost the dressing room a while ago but they’ve let him have the window
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #501 on: September 1, 2022, 09:53:56 pm »
Someone in the USA is happy. NBC has a score predictor thingy. Five matches on the schedule. Someone had the first four correct and United winning 1-0. So they've won $50,000.
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #502 on: September 1, 2022, 09:54:18 pm »
Unmuted just to hear

‘Last night at Anfield showed us not to pay too much attention to the board for injury time’

Fuck me they are horrified at it

Just in case you missed it

Their keeper went down for two minutes inside injury time

But that’s boring I suppose. No agenda there
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #503 on: September 1, 2022, 09:56:03 pm »
:lmao

I swear to fuck, if I hadn't heard it all before, I'd be baffled. Instead I'm laughing my balls off. They're back...again.

Next team they play that has a bit of form to them, they're getting pumped back down to earth with a bang. That was a shocking display from them, but from the sounds of the media, you'd think they're peak...er...us.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #504 on: September 1, 2022, 09:56:19 pm »
Wow they were shit, mancs just a tiny bit less shit, it’s like the Ole show all over again.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #505 on: September 1, 2022, 09:56:19 pm »
Gotta ask how the hell did we lose against this Utd team. Freak result
we were sleepwalkif, it wasn't about them.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #506 on: September 1, 2022, 10:00:23 pm »
Weird stuff, clearly lost the dressing room a while ago but they’ve let him have the window
I suspect they don't have anyone lined up to replace him, he won't be cheap to sack and they don't think he'll have them bad enough to be relegated.  I'm not sure about that last one.

Schmeichel was a prick but they miss him.  Ward is an inferior goalkeeper and so timid compared to Schmeichel.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #507 on: September 1, 2022, 10:00:30 pm »
:lmao

I swear to fuck, if I hadn't heard it all before, I'd be baffled. Instead I'm laughing my balls off. They're back...again.

Next team they play that has a bit of form to them, they're getting pumped back down to earth with a bang. That was a shocking display from them, but from the sounds of the media, you'd think they're peak...er...us.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #508 on: September 1, 2022, 10:10:36 pm »
Genuinely now not just cos it’s them

That’s the worst performance I’ve seen get 3 pts at Leicester for going on 8 years
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #509 on: September 1, 2022, 11:16:40 pm »
Unmuted just to hear

‘Last night at Anfield showed us not to pay too much attention to the board for injury time’

Fuck me they are horrified at it

Just in case you missed it

Their keeper went down for two minutes inside injury time

But that’s boring I suppose. No agenda there


I remember quite a few years back, in Fergie Time I assume, Utd won a game with a massive amount of injury time that rival fans went mental over. And the media all fell over themselves to add up all the subs and goals etc to qualify why they'd been given so much and to prove it was deserved that Utd had scored late on. It was pathetic how desperate they were.

Imagine them doing that for us last night :lmao
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #510 on: September 1, 2022, 11:17:48 pm »
Was it that Owen winner in injury time to beat City. Can definitely remember the “there’s 30 seconds for every sub” patronising lines.

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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #511 on: September 1, 2022, 11:25:41 pm »
Yes I think that could be it. They were literally printing graphics in the papers with all the times added up ;D
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Re: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1
« Reply #512 on: September 1, 2022, 11:39:21 pm »
I’ve got it recorded put this up in Saudi thread



Their keeper went down for 1:39mins INSIDE INJURY TIME

Ball went out for a corner 96:30

9 seconds left of playing time

Corner taken 97:02

Goal 97:08


Ok, he’s let us take the corner when he couldve blown as it went out but injury time had not elapsed when it went out it did so during retrieval for corner

Milner was about to take it quickly within those remaining 9 seconds but two geordies who had kept the ball that went over for a corner then throw that ball on the pitch delaying the corner. Thevref has clearly had none of that and let the corner be taken

There is actually 2 seconds spare

Which he plays
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