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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #120 on: May 18, 2019, 09:59:26 pm »
Not many songs that could be described as bangers, is there?
That song Euphoria that won a few years ago was definitely a banger. These are all meh.

I like Norway and Denmark rest are bland

I mean if you’re going to be shit be ridiculous. Iceland know
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #121 on: May 18, 2019, 10:00:11 pm »
Swiss lad definitely risking a going over in the green room from the Iceland crew
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #122 on: May 18, 2019, 10:01:04 pm »
Hopefully the start of a shit summer in Europe for the Aussies.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #123 on: May 18, 2019, 10:01:44 pm »
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #124 on: May 18, 2019, 10:01:47 pm »
Hopefully the start of a shit summer in Europe for the Aussies.
Well if they win we have to stage it.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #125 on: May 18, 2019, 10:02:56 pm »
I like Norway and Denmark rest are bland

I mean if you’re going to be shit be ridiculous. Iceland know
Aussies got that memo too. This is bonkers.
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #126 on: May 18, 2019, 10:03:04 pm »
Second disastrous vote of the weekend coming for the Aussies...
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #127 on: May 18, 2019, 10:04:58 pm »
Is this a Gap advert ?
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #128 on: May 18, 2019, 10:05:15 pm »
Let’s see if Spain get to the end of the song without breaking into English
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #129 on: May 18, 2019, 10:05:23 pm »
You know what this set says to me? Bryan Adams and Melanie C.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #130 on: May 18, 2019, 10:06:26 pm »
You know what this set says to me? Bryan Adams and Melanie C.

Just said that to Mrs ;D
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #131 on: May 18, 2019, 10:07:10 pm »
Just said that to Mrs ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #132 on: May 18, 2019, 10:09:06 pm »
Everyone vote for Azerbaijan please. Have got £2 on them
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #133 on: May 18, 2019, 10:09:31 pm »
Nordic countries - Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - were very good as usual.

Switzerland and Italy stood out as well.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #134 on: May 18, 2019, 10:10:09 pm »
Them two German birds got me all hot and bothered I must say
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #135 on: May 18, 2019, 10:12:08 pm »
Late to this but was that Premier League ref Roger East singing for San Marino?

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #136 on: May 18, 2019, 10:13:02 pm »
Everyone vote for Azerbaijan please. Have got £2 on them

Don't think their airport is big enough to organise a European final, though. :)

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #137 on: May 18, 2019, 10:13:36 pm »
I hope Australia win so next year I can start drinking from 10am when watching this.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #138 on: May 18, 2019, 10:14:05 pm »
Do we think Ariana Grande can sue Estonia for breach of copywrite?
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #139 on: May 18, 2019, 10:14:16 pm »
Late to this but was that Premier League ref Roger East singing for San Marino?

Bald fella for Norway looks like a ref dunno Why

They’re everywhere ;D
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #140 on: May 18, 2019, 10:14:40 pm »
I hope Australia win so next year I can start drinking from 10am when watching this.
If they do, it will take place in London
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #141 on: May 18, 2019, 10:15:02 pm »
I hope Australia win so next year I can start drinking from 10am when watching this.

Don’t want those fuckers winning anything.

Would rather Ireland won!

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #142 on: May 18, 2019, 10:15:38 pm »
If they do, it will take place in London

Well that's fucking stupid.

Ill just have to drink from 10am anyway then.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #143 on: May 18, 2019, 10:15:40 pm »
If they do, it will take place in London

Earls Court presumably?

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #144 on: May 18, 2019, 10:15:43 pm »
Azerbaijan for me or Australia for their stage show. Very Kate Bushy

Denmark was a nice catchy 70s type European number

Macedonias was nice

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #145 on: May 18, 2019, 10:17:35 pm »
Genuinely worried where this is heading....

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #146 on: May 18, 2019, 10:17:45 pm »
Azerbaijan for me or Australia for their stage show. Very Kate Bushy

Denmark was a nice catchy 70s type European number

Macedonias was nice

Only saw the last couple but from the little compilation of it all I’ll give it The Danes.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #147 on: May 18, 2019, 10:17:57 pm »
Remember when stuff was normal
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #148 on: May 18, 2019, 10:19:19 pm »
Remember when stuff was normal

The good old days when the blokes from Bucks Fizz we’re ripping skirts off? I know mate, the game’s gone.

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #149 on: May 18, 2019, 10:19:28 pm »
Only saw the last couple but from the little compilation of it all I’ll give it The Danes.
Well looks like it's settled lads

Big dicks given it to the Danes. Closed thread

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #150 on: May 18, 2019, 10:19:48 pm »
What the fuck is this shit?
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #151 on: May 18, 2019, 10:20:11 pm »
Don't think their airport is big enough to organise a European final, though. :)
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #152 on: May 18, 2019, 10:20:31 pm »
Is that Dana International?

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #153 on: May 18, 2019, 10:20:54 pm »
The good old days when the blokes from Bucks Fizz we’re ripping skirts off? I know mate, the game’s gone.

Ripped pinnys off normal skirts more like ;D
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #154 on: May 18, 2019, 10:21:04 pm »
Officially confused at this shit now
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #155 on: May 18, 2019, 10:21:20 pm »
What's the point is singing songs that no-one remembers from a couple of years ago? Get Bucks Fizz on!

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #156 on: May 18, 2019, 10:22:34 pm »
Officially confused at this shit now
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #157 on: May 18, 2019, 10:23:05 pm »
I'm still wondering why Sue Pollard is on?

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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #158 on: May 18, 2019, 10:23:15 pm »
Get Brotherhood of Man out
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Re: Eurovision 2019
« Reply #159 on: May 18, 2019, 10:23:59 pm »
The host wasn't kidding when he said it was going to get crazier. Thats after watching all those acts.