The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we
Last time I went there I saw masturbating chimpanzees. Whether you think that's worthy of £22 is up to you. All I'll say is I now have an annual pass.
Underground, overground, wombling free
would rather have a wank wearing a barb wire glove
If you're chasing thrills, try a bit of auto-asphyxiation with a poppers-soaked orange in your gob.
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.
Maybe build a new tube to Liverpool and call it The Onedin Line.
Its all about winning shiny things.
New line to Arsenal’s ground: Nayim from the Halfway Line
Crosby Nick never fails.