Author Topic: Liverpool 0 v 1 Stoke 1-1 AET 5-4 Pens Lge Cup SF 2nd Lg 26/1/2016 Arnautovic 45  (Read 118367 times)

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60' Can't tell the shape we've adopted since the sub, everyone seems to be everywhere.
We really need to slow it down.
FK to Stoke out wide, chance to swing one in.
Over it comes, headed clear by Can, breaks to Walters and it needs a sliding block by Sakho.
Corner. Cleared.

Over to JK


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13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Comes to nothing.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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62' Firmino gets in but Johnson gets in front of him and knocks it away

No worries L666 :wave
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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63' Lallana carries it forward and he gets some space and a shot away, but just wide.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Infuriating performance this.

Yup.

Stoke bossing us.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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65' Good work on our right between Milner and Flanno. Corner to the reds...
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Cleared by Stoke but we attack and get another...
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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65' Corner comes to nothing.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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66' Great ping ball from Can to Lallana on our right. He gets fouled by Arnautoviv and we have what I consider a dangerous FK with Benteke on...
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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67' Milner put the ball to the back post to Sakho, but he heads it into the ground and wide.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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68' Lallana turns his man and tries to find Firmino who is central in front of him between the Stoke CB's...the pass is just too heavy though and through to the keeper.
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69' Stoke FK almost on the half way line. Floated in and we clear.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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69' We stop Stokes attack and come forward with Moreno who plays it to Can and then onto Benteke who plays a great ball to the right to the advanced Flanno. He crosses low, but to close to the keeper who dives and claims it.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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71' Stoke sub - Bojan off Adam on.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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To a man they all look absolutely fucked. Someone break out the EPO!

Yeah, 5 games since we last played them, big ones as well.
Maybe this is the come down from weekend.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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71' Long punt from Stoke and our defense is everywhere. Players leaving it to each other. Thankfully as Migs collects it the whistle is blown for offside.
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Half of our players are looking out on their feet...
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73' Flanno brings down Arnautovic. Dangerous FK to Stoke on our left.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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I don't know why, because he's done nothing of note thus far.

But Butland just has an air of authority about him. He just looks to be in control of both his area, and his defence.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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73' Headed away, but again the whistle has gone. Shirt pulling this time.
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I don't know why, because he's done nothing of note thus far.

But Butland just has an air of authority about him. He just looks to be in control of both his area, and his defence.


Absolutely. Would love him at us.
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74' Ball over by Milner but to high for Firmino at the back post.

Over to Shorn :wave
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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Have we had a shot on target?


Er... :/
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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76 - Moreno overlaps Lallana who plays him into space. Moreno then puts a floated ball into the box. Benteke looks like he'll get something on it but it falls to Flanno 5 yards out. His first touch is poor and he can't get a shot off.

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Smith and Allen on for Flanno/Moreno and Can for me. Get some fresh legs on and get a foot on the ball.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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78 - Liverpool with a nice spell of possession but without showing a real threat. It ends up with Flanno crossing a ball in but it's too close to Butland who catches.

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80 - Liverpool corner taken by Milner. Walters gets his head to it at the front post. Whelan then hoofs clear.

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This is dire stuff mate.

Aye, not the greatest by a long shot...or any kind of shot!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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We've been dreadful this half...

Only one side winning this at the moment.

We've created virtually nothing....

Depressing to watch

Aye, as we enter 'Next goal wins' territory....
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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81 - Liverpool still without a shot on target and it really isn't looking too much like that will change. Plent of possession at the moment but showing no threat at all.

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83 - Firmino tries his luck from a bout 30 yards. It's well over.

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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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84 - Benteke holds the ball up brilliantly. It's then worked out wide to Moreno. His ball in is threatening, but Stoke manage to get a head to it first.

Joe Allen is coming on for Kolo Toure (huh!?).

Lucas has dropped into the back 4.

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I'm finding it hard to understand why we're trying to play at such a frenetic pace - we don't seem to have worked out something in between the static "dead on your feet" and absolutely rushing all over the place.

If there was an end product, then yes. Just waiting for it!
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86 - The Kop go absolutely mental over a penalty claim. Ref was having none of it. Replays suggest it would have been harsh on Stoke.

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87 - Flanno is booked for a cynical foul on Affelay. There's a bit of a stoppage in play now so Afellay can get some treatment.

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Hitting anything from range shows we just have too much respect for their keeper!

I just think we're fucked.

The bodies are failing, the minds aren't far behind.

It's like watching 10 Joe Cole's out there. We look shot.

Massive 30 mins coming up.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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89 - Benteke finds himself 1 v 1 against Wohlscheid out on the left. He manages to get past him but his pass is poor and goes straight to a Stoke CB.

Stoke keep getting free kicks in their own half and get Butland to take them long and into our box.

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90 - There will be 4 mins of added time.