Topic: Man City - cheating bastards rumbled

[Elzar]

I got a red chest lying in the garden this morning for an hour from half 10 and then sunburnt my head and legs outside the pub this afternoon, only sat out for a couple of hours, it was 28c in the shade and 37c in the sun.

Was chatting to a City fans this afternoon and he was cringing about this. He also said there were people there in Utd and LFC shirts, so they probably stopped off there on the way to the Womens game over the road.

Was gonna say there was a womens game on, did they just tag onto that and pretend everyone was there for that!?!?

[afc tukrish]

Was gonna say there was a womens game on, did they just tag onto that and pretend everyone was there for that!?!?

Hadn't thought of that, wouldn't be at all a surprise, would it?

[BigCDump]

Maybe City were thinking about unveiling Haaland's pronoun?

[Ratboy3G]

Wild scenes. 

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1546123105264959491

...and the crowd went mild

[Boston always unofficial]

Was gonna say there was a womens game on, did they just tag onto that and pretend everyone was there for that!?!?

Maybe they couldn't get in the academy, was a sell out 50,000 plus tickets sold.

[Tobelius]

...and the crowd went mild

Stomped their feet a little,whispered hooray and went home.

[redgriffin73]

Why do they insist on these weird embarrassing unveiling events? Bet they've piped in crowd noise as well.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Why do they insist on these weird embarrassing unveiling events? Bet they've piped in crowd noise as well.

"Make some noise for Paulo Wanchope!".

[rob1966]

Was gonna say there was a womens game on, did they just tag onto that and pretend everyone was there for that!?!?

I reckon they did do it today to do exactly that.

[afc tukrish]

Stomped their feet a little,whispered hooray and went home.

Had a glass of water...

[farawayred]

Had a glass of water...

C'mon, give him credit, he did show thumbs up...

[Son of Spion]

Wild scenes. 

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1546123105264959491

They are such an embarrassment.

[Son of Spion]

Why do they even feel the need to do this..

Rampant insecurity.

[Tokyoite]

Hope their new singings can help filling up the stadium. You know I just can't imagine what would Haaland think when he see those empty seats.

Imagine going from playing for Dortmund with their crazy support to then playing for these lot 

[xbugawugax]

Wild scenes. 

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1546123105264959491

come on you guys

obvious 99% of their fans were struck in traffic. how could you guys take this seriously. there billions of man city fans as seen for the ticket sales and sponsorships!

[El Lobo]

We sold Sterling so cheap to our main rival that they are still able to sell him for a profit after using him at his best years.

Hope we learned our lesson.

Got to give it to you RedForeverTT, you always introduce a new spin on things. I dont think I've ever seen the take that we sold Sterling too cheaply.

[Barneylfc∗]

Got to give it to you RedForeverTT, you always introduce a new spin on things. I dont think I've ever seen the take that we sold Sterling too cheaply.

He's going to be livid when he finds out we only got £500k for Kevin Keegan and only £3m for Ian Rush

[Geezer08]

Wild scenes. 

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1546123105264959491

What a fucking embarrasing - he must be disappointed by that compared to the atmosphere and mentality at Dortmund

[JRed]

What a fucking embarrasing - he must be disappointed by that compared to the atmosphere and mentality at Dortmund

It must be hard to get excited by a club that have done what city have done to get to the top.
They all know it’s worthless.

[idontknow]

Imagine going from playing for Dortmund with their crazy support to then playing for these lot 

His contract will have explained to him exactly what he was doing.
Fuck him.

[CraigDS]

Got to give it to you RedForeverTT, you always introduce a new spin on things. I dont think I've ever seen the take that we sold Sterling too cheaply.

Almost as if transfer fee inflation hasn't occurred over the last 7 years, or that during that time we haven't become PL champions, CL winners (+2 other finals), FA Cup winners, League Cup winners, Super Cup winners and World Club Cup winners. Oh, and been widely considered the best team on the planet.

But yeah, I hope we've learned our lesson.

[Son of Spion]

Got to give it to you RedForeverTT, you always introduce a new spin on things. I dont think I've ever seen the take that we sold Sterling too cheaply.

Didn't Sterling become the most expensive English player ever at the time of the sale?

[idontknow]

Didn't Sterling become the most expensive English player ever at the time of the sale?

Well, yes, if you're a pedant for the truth, but in reality it needs to be made clear your phrase "most expensive" should only be taken to imply the astounding financial acumen of Abu Dh - Forget that - The Club Formerly Known As Prince - No, Forget that, I'm gonna lose my InstaInsta Band at this rate - Ah, forget I said that too, please. All I meant to say was panda ears are delicious - I shouldnt have said that either, but they are, and also I shouldn't have said that.
Plagiarism in my book is bad, especially if you spell it wrong.
Financial jiggery-pokery gets you to the top, not that I'm saying Abu - no, The Cheats - fuck it, here we go again -anyway it's all above board, well, under the board actually, - there I go again ...

Edit - got give credit

https://www.theonion.com/world-wildlife-fund-quickly-backtracks-after-announcing-1819573825

[paulrazor]

Got to give it to you RedForeverTT, you always introduce a new spin on things. I dont think I've ever seen the take that we sold Sterling too cheaply.

we got 50m plus Milner 

[rob1966]

we got 50m plus Milner 

So £90m in reality

[JRed]

So, Abu Dhabi City have a new crypto currency sponsor for their training shirts.
I wonder if it’s a real company this time, or if they will receive a return investment from City’s owners?

[Dull Tools]

So, Abu Dhabi City have a new crypto currency sponsor for their training shirts.
I wonder if it’s a real company this time, or if they will receive a return investment from City’s owners?

Absolutely no chance this company exists.

[rob1966]

Absolutely no chance this company exists.

Been going 5 years, but look well dodgy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OKX_(company)

Surprise surprise

On February 24, 2018, the Dongguan Public Security Bureau officially opened a criminal case against OKX for possible "illegal futures trading" or, more seriously, "fraud".[28]

In March 2018, some major cryptocurrency exchanges were said to be charging up to one million dollars to have their tokens listed. In a response to Insider, a PR manager for OKX denied this saying there is no listing fees for any tokens.[29]

On March 10, 2018, Sylvain Ribes, a trader and investor, published an article titled Chasing fake volume: a crypto-plague, in which he concluded from an analysis of publicly available data that approximately 93% of trading volume on OKX was faked.[30]

On July 30, 2018 a trader reportedly bought bitcoin futures with a $416 million notional value on margin, before being forced by the exchange to liquidate his position at a large loss. The exchange injected 2,500 Bitcoins - worth about $18 million at current prices - into an insurance fund to help minimize the impact on clients. However, to cover for the outstanding amount, traders who had made an unrealized profit during the previous week still had to pay a clawback rate of 17 percent, so-called "socialized clawback".[31]

[JRed]

Been going 5 years, but look well dodgy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OKX_(company)

Surprise surprise

On February 24, 2018, the Dongguan Public Security Bureau officially opened a criminal case against OKX for possible "illegal futures trading" or, more seriously, "fraud".[28]

In March 2018, some major cryptocurrency exchanges were said to be charging up to one million dollars to have their tokens listed. In a response to Insider, a PR manager for OKX denied this saying there is no listing fees for any tokens.[29]

On March 10, 2018, Sylvain Ribes, a trader and investor, published an article titled Chasing fake volume: a crypto-plague, in which he concluded from an analysis of publicly available data that approximately 93% of trading volume on OKX was faked.[30]

On July 30, 2018 a trader reportedly bought bitcoin futures with a $416 million notional value on margin, before being forced by the exchange to liquidate his position at a large loss. The exchange injected 2,500 Bitcoins - worth about $18 million at current prices - into an insurance fund to help minimize the impact on clients. However, to cover for the outstanding amount, traders who had made an unrealized profit during the previous week still had to pay a clawback rate of 17 percent, so-called "socialized clawback".[31]

Well I don’t about you, but I’m shocked a company sponsoring a PL club could appear so dodgy…

[rossipersempre]

So, the last crypto “sponsor” was almost instantly revealed to not exist (therefore clearly a front for their owners to illegally fund).

And so with absolutely no sense of shame, a couple of months later, they’ve now miraculously found another crypto shell company which does exist but is effectively a ‘clean skin’ and no less dodgy.

They’re not just taking the piss, but now harvesting the kidneys for sale on the dark web.

[JRed]

So, the last crypto “sponsor” was almost instantly revealed to not exist (therefore clearly a front for their owners to illegally fund).

And so with absolutely no sense of shame, a couple of months later, they’ve now miraculously found another crypto shell company which does exist but is effectively a ‘clean skin’ and no less dodgy.

They’re not just taking the piss, but now harvesting the kidneys for sale on the dark web.

Exactly. They know they are above the rules. CAS gave them free reign to do whatever the fuck they want.

[Freetux]

Been going 5 years, but look well dodgy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OKX_(company)

Surprise surprise

On February 24, 2018, the Dongguan Public Security Bureau officially opened a criminal case against OKX for possible "illegal futures trading" or, more seriously, "fraud".[28]

In March 2018, some major cryptocurrency exchanges were said to be charging up to one million dollars to have their tokens listed. In a response to Insider, a PR manager for OKX denied this saying there is no listing fees for any tokens.[29]

On March 10, 2018, Sylvain Ribes, a trader and investor, published an article titled Chasing fake volume: a crypto-plague, in which he concluded from an analysis of publicly available data that approximately 93% of trading volume on OKX was faked.[30]

On July 30, 2018 a trader reportedly bought bitcoin futures with a $416 million notional value on margin, before being forced by the exchange to liquidate his position at a large loss. The exchange injected 2,500 Bitcoins - worth about $18 million at current prices - into an insurance fund to help minimize the impact on clients. However, to cover for the outstanding amount, traders who had made an unrealized profit during the previous week still had to pay a clawback rate of 17 percent, so-called "socialized clawback".[31]

shocked pikachu face

At this point I've accepted nothing will be done to stop them from
blatantly taking the piss with their sponsers

[Jm55]

Fair play to Sterling for finding a way to bring the nauseating ‘leaving letters’ to a new level;

https://twitter.com/sterling7/status/1547174288603508736?s=21&t=sBvD0V6wS7b71NxspiZ9Zg

[Barneylfc∗]

Fair play to Sterling for finding a way to bring the nauseating ‘leaving letters’ to a new level;

https://twitter.com/sterling7/status/1547174288603508736?s=21&t=sBvD0V6wS7b71NxspiZ9Zg

"To everyone involved at Manchester City, my respect for you couldn't be greater."

Speaks volumes as to the class of the man.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Do they not do commas in Abu Dhabi?

[JRed]

"To everyone involved at Manchester City, my respect for you couldn't be greater."

Speaks volumes as to the class of the man.

He should’ve made a special mention for the accountants and lawyers. They are the true heroes of the Abu Dhabi fairy tale.

Sterling’s best moment was surely his injury time winner in the CL quarter final against spurs.

[JRed]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/feb/26/manchester-city-falling-foul-of-ffp-in-1906-forgotten-story

Seems City do have some history after all.
Back when the authorities actually did something about cheating.

[Son of Spion]

"To everyone involved at Manchester City, my respect for you couldn't be greater."

Speaks volumes as to the class of the man.

His lack of awareness is staggering. Jumps from one plastic, abhorrent sportswash to another, yet talks about 'respect'. 

[rob1966]

His lack of awareness is staggering. Jumps from one plastic, abhorrent sportswash to another, yet talks about 'respect'. 

Short memory too

[ToneLa]

Void club members feel it's getting harder and harder to get a ticket

You only have a 4 in 1 chance of getting a ticket for next season