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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1000 on: January 30, 2012, 04:39:26 pm »
I just googled munging

dj please tell me you haven't engaged in such an act?

Ha ha, fucking hell :)
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1001 on: January 30, 2012, 04:41:54 pm »
I very much doubt a man who invented 'the Dalek' needs any such publication!
what the fuck is 'the dalek' (should be interesting)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1002 on: January 30, 2012, 04:42:42 pm »
what the fuck is 'the dalek' (should be interesting)

Haha it's on here somewhere, probably this thread. It involved some interesting headgear on SHF's part!

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1003 on: January 30, 2012, 04:45:11 pm »
Haha it's on here somewhere, probably this thread. It involved some interesting headgear on SHF's part!
haha o dear, I even checked it out on urban dictionary prior to asking, it has not been defined yet.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1004 on: January 30, 2012, 04:48:22 pm »
what the fuck is 'the dalek' (should be interesting)

Stuck a dildo on his head and quite literally headfucked someone.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1005 on: January 30, 2012, 04:49:16 pm »
Stuck a dildo on his head and quite literally headfucked someone.
hahaha fucking genius!

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1006 on: January 30, 2012, 05:07:06 pm »
I just googled munging

dj please tell me you haven't engaged in such an act?

Ha ha, fucking hell :)

not yet.................

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1007 on: January 30, 2012, 05:08:30 pm »
I just googled munging

dj please tell me you haven't engaged in such an act?

Ha ha, fucking hell :)

I'll never order another mung bean curry again.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1008 on: January 30, 2012, 05:12:42 pm »
Upon hearing 'dalek' I immediately though of spocking and got confused.
Enemy, at that time, and now, I cant think of anything good to say about her. She's still being a c*nt

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1009 on: January 30, 2012, 06:33:50 pm »
Just had a goo at this thread now, fucking hell Billy well done for getting out of that one with minimum damage with the boss.

Cheers for the PDF bud, I look forward to immersing myself into it.

Munging then eh? Fucking hell that one by passed me. I'd be more inclined towards the aul wolf bagging meself   ;)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1010 on: January 30, 2012, 06:47:27 pm »
Ok I'm home now. I see I've got another few hundred PM's

I'll get round to the e-mails shortly
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1011 on: January 30, 2012, 07:00:58 pm »
:lmao of course she definitely got it and read it!!! I bet at this point she's making her husband read it. Billy you'll get a decent christmas bonus or decent payraise.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1012 on: January 30, 2012, 07:16:28 pm »
Just googled munging. You're a wrongun you!!

I know!

He needs to pjunish'd..
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1013 on: January 30, 2012, 07:17:41 pm »
spocking

What the fuck is this then?! After ebil DJ has posted wrong stuff I don't dare google..
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1014 on: January 30, 2012, 07:19:53 pm »
I'm leaving this job soon because I'm relocating to the U.K in a couple of weeks

I know there's a get together for drinks planned before I leave, everyone from our faculty will be there

I know me and I know my tendencies. I will end up bringing this up again with her. It's an absolute cert.

Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains

I couldn't give a fuck if she's in her 50's or not like. I'll still be giving it a bash. I know I will.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1015 on: January 30, 2012, 07:24:10 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1016 on: January 30, 2012, 07:30:30 pm »
Can someone send me this PDF, please? :)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1017 on: January 30, 2012, 07:32:01 pm »
*tucks thumbs into fist*
If you're a beginner, I recommend starting with the thumb.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1018 on: January 30, 2012, 07:33:53 pm »
Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains

One of the funniest things I've ever read. Am getting weird looks on the train
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1019 on: January 30, 2012, 07:35:26 pm »
This thread.

Just.

Oh. My. God.

Also, the suggestion that there is some sort of magical PDF to cure you blokes of your crap oral sex skills makes me laugh. I mean, seriously?  :-X

It does sound very American Pie.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1020 on: January 30, 2012, 07:35:34 pm »
My oral sex skills are good Rhi. Just want to improve for my bird
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1021 on: January 30, 2012, 07:35:48 pm »
Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains

Oh my god :lmao

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1022 on: January 30, 2012, 07:40:37 pm »
This thread.

Just.

Oh. My. God.

Also, the suggestion that there is some sort of magical PDF to cure you blokes of your crap oral sex skills makes me laugh. I mean, seriously?  :-X
I want it so I can edit and improve it.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1023 on: January 30, 2012, 07:45:19 pm »
Also, the suggestion that there is some sort of magical PDF to cure you blokes of your crap oral sex skills makes me laugh. I mean, seriously?  :-X
This is what winds me up, we actively try to become better at pleasuring  you woman folk and still that's doesn't even begin to be good enough, Literature for fuck sake, literature! I have to walk away from the laptop for a few moments before explode in a torrent of rage

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1024 on: January 30, 2012, 08:13:54 pm »
This thread.

Just.

Oh. My. God.

Also, the suggestion that there is some sort of magical PDF to cure you blokes of your crap oral sex skills makes me laugh. I mean, seriously?  :-X

Presumably, you'd prefer they didn't try?

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1025 on: January 30, 2012, 08:41:38 pm »
This thread.

Just.

Oh. My. God.

Also, the suggestion that there is some sort of magical PDF to cure you blokes of your crap oral sex skills makes me laugh. I mean, seriously?  :-X

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1026 on: January 30, 2012, 08:54:27 pm »
This thread.

Just.

Oh. My. God.

Here at RAWK Towers we merely hold up a mirror to society. If you don't like what you're seeing then it reflects just as badly on you ;) :)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1027 on: January 30, 2012, 09:52:31 pm »
I just googled munging

dj please tell me you haven't engaged in such an act?

Ha ha, fucking hell :)

Thats about the fourth time Munging has come up....googling now

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1028 on: January 30, 2012, 09:59:40 pm »
That is a form of base depravity to which no man nor animal should ever stoop. 

By thunder what kind of depraved minds could have conjured such evil thoughts...

 

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1029 on: January 30, 2012, 10:17:07 pm »
I couldn't care less. I'm not going to sleep with them either way.

But I'm still going to laugh at anyone who thinks The Magical PDF is the answer to anything.

There's no answer to understanding women. None whatsoever.

But a little learning never hurt anyone

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1030 on: January 30, 2012, 10:18:21 pm »
That is a form of base depravity to which no man nor animal should ever stoop. 

By thunder what kind of depraved minds could have conjured such evil thoughts...

 

My guess is SHF came up with the entire concept
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1031 on: January 30, 2012, 10:19:26 pm »
If this place is a mirror of society, God fucking help us, to be honest.  :o

Jeez Rhi, were all having a bit of  tongue in cheek (or worse) fun.

If you don't like it sweety you can always take your raincloud elsewhere.

 

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1032 on: January 30, 2012, 10:21:48 pm »
My guess is SHF came up with the entire concept

How obvious. How could I have missed that

Paging Sir HF too the 'Marital Sex Thread'......

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1033 on: January 30, 2012, 10:26:27 pm »
If this place is a mirror of society, God fucking help us, to be honest.  :o

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1034 on: January 30, 2012, 10:30:40 pm »
There's no answer to understanding women. None whatsoever.
And you've only just realised that?  ;)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1035 on: January 30, 2012, 10:33:42 pm »
Ohhh OK OK. I get it.

You're all joking around with the PDF. Then I make a joke at your expense, and it's all like ... "GOD. WE'RE JUST HAVING A LAUGH, WOMAN."

THERE IS NO IRONY HERE.

Oh no no, the PDF does exists. I assure you
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1036 on: January 30, 2012, 10:34:21 pm »
Ohhh OK OK. I get it.

You're all joking around with the PDF. Then I make a joke at your expense, and it's all like ... "GOD. WE'RE JUST HAVING A LAUGH, WOMAN."

THERE IS NO IRONY HERE.

Billy...send the PDF

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1037 on: January 30, 2012, 10:34:54 pm »
Oh no no, the PDF does exists. I assure you

And a female member of RAWK has verified that it is accurate.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1038 on: January 30, 2012, 10:37:19 pm »
Billy...send the PDF

I thought I sent it to you?
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #1039 on: January 30, 2012, 10:39:08 pm »
I thought I sent it to you?

He meant to Rhi.
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