I'd like to think I wouldnt be so stupid....but in an environment where every man and his dog has one, I feel like I probably would end up owning one.
What would be your perfect 10 item fry up, and would you need to strategically place any of the items to prevent cross contamination?
Well... I want 2 x bacon, scrambled egg, 2x hash browns, 2x sausages, black pudding, button mushrooms, baked beans. Beans don't need to be in a pot but shouldn't be touching the hash browns immediately as they can compromise the integrity of a good crispy hash brown. You can have them gently overlapping the bacon if needs be. I would also ask for either fruity or preferably brown sauce as the accompaniment. Made me hungry this question, I very, very rarely have a cooked breakfast but when they're good, they seriously hit the spot.
What cuisine do you completely avoid or dislike a lot of dishes in (eg French, Mexican, generic 'umbrella' terms for the cuisine)?