However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Dom appears to be playing all over the midfield tonight
What a ball that nearly was from Virgil, great run from Joey, just too long
36 I hope Harvey hasn't picked up a knock, he slipped before and looks a slightly in pain, Salah is warming up just in case he's needed. We get a corner, but West Ham clear.
Pace has gone out the game since the goal a bit
44 So close to a second there, great work between Jones, Gomez and Dom who puts a decent cross in but Gakpo can't quite head it in.
51 great defending from Endo, wins the ball back and wins a free kick. Alvarez booked
Thank goodness Tsimikas was there.