Is it true that cumming on your hand and flicking it at a girl is called 'Spidermanning' her?
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
Yes
Cry more you big fanny
Steady...Mike Bassett
It's quite popular with the fairer gender.
red lantern.
all i can say is, there is a lot of people on here with freaky sex lives.
Better than having no sex life
Or maybe they are perfectly normal. Aside from the ones rolling in their own shit at least.
In the summer my brother told me a story that his foreman told him. Said foreman is about 55 and a small, fat, bald ugly bastard where as his wife is canny fit for a 45 yr old. This may be crude but I'm telling it exactly as he told my bro. This auld get used to curl one out on a bin liner in the garden which they would then freeze if it was fat enough. She would then use it as a dildo on herself as he jacked off!
All of a sudden, the guy in front of me yells at the top of his voice"SHE'S WANKING HIM OFF!"
Yea mate just put your sky box on top of the fridge, put an egg in the microwave then wave your satalite dish around on the roof worked for me lad.
i wouldnt leave it outside, i'd just put it in the freezer.
Danger wank!
This thread is fantastic!
I've heard it called 'seagulling' as well
It's called Iglooing........!
Oh its vile and what cracked me up when my brother told me is that he thinks its so much worse because the man is fat and ugly where as his Mrs is quite tidy, ha nowt to do with her famming herself with a frozen turd!
I've heard spiderwebbing also. Also another form of "space docking "Don't ask me how I know this turgid nonsense!!
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?
What about a "Simba". Smearing your load on her forehead.
Isn't it just. I'm as game as anyone but i stop at messing with shit.
Crosby Nick never fails.
So chatting to yourself is perfectly normal? But messing around with frozen shit is considered odd? What a mixed up world you live in.
ha ha ha ha..Aynone know if they do multi packs of turds in the Iceland? can't see it on their website.
It would explain that strange look on Stacey Solomon's face.
Aynone know if they do multi packs of turds in the Iceland? can't see it on their website.
Ha ha quoting myself, what a muppet.
Most people in this world are tits. The fact they have an allegiance with Liverpool Football Club doesn't change that.
Mate of mine went to university in Liverpool & during that time he was out one night & pulled this scouse bird. So he gets her place & starts shagging her & thinks he's doing a great job as he has her bent over & thumbs it into her arse .As he continued she's starts to make mumbling noises which turn into weeping & then just blurts out "this is what my dad use to do" Needless to say he got limp very quick before he'd even pulled his knob out & made his excuses & left
We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.
