Topic: Compromising Positions

[fowlermagic]

A couple of us crashed at a mates place over the weekend, woke up did not see my buddy so went looking for him. I should have knocked but found him in the mates sisters room with her bra wrapped around ....anyway I virtually ran down ths stairs, grabbed my stuff and left. Not sure what to say next time I see him which better be clothed 

[Sir Harvest Fields]

How old are they? If they are adults let them get on with it. their life, their choice,

[Barneylfc∗]

Where was your mates sister?

[What's the procedure Mr Mod?]

Have I read it wring or did you find your mate rubbing himself off with his sisters bra?

[Eileen]

Why are you looking for your grown ass mate in the middle of the night. He's either shitting/eating or fucking at that hour. Where did you expect to find him? I just don't understand, should have just rolled over and gone to sleep. Also next time you see him is going to be awkward.

[Brian Blessed]

Any pictures of the sister?

[Anywhichwayicant]

Was he banging the lass or was he performing some weird fetish act?

[Brian Blessed]

Was he banging the lass or was he performing some weird fetish act?

judgemental!

[Barneylfc∗]

Seems from the OP that his sister wasnt there, and the mate fell asleep wanking into her bra.

Sick fucker.

Everyone knows you only use knickers to wank into

[Kopite B205]

Clarify the story mate. Was he cracking one off wearing her bra or gripping her?

[El Denzel Pepito]

Clarify the story mate. Was he cracking one off wearing her bra or gripping her?

Sounds like the first one.

Opened this thread expecting uncomfortable sex positions though.

[StevenLFC]

My girlfriends sister once walked in on me and the girlfriend having sex. It was missionary position, run of the mill sex like, so the sister got an amazing view of my arsehole. Before you ask, the sister didn't join in, she slammed the door shut and ran downstairs. It was very awkward when I next saw her.

[RideTheWalrus]

Where was your mates sister?

She was wearing the bra at the time. 

[Barneylfc∗]

My girlfriends sister once walked in on me and the girlfriend having sex. It was missionary position, run of the mill sex like, so the sister got an amazing view of my arsehole. Before you ask, the sister didn't join in, she slammed the door shut and ran downstairs. It was very awkward when I next saw it.

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

[Brian Blessed]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

he at least could have done that while she ordered the shirt.

[Noelle]

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

what the fuck?

[El Denzel Pepito]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

[stevedo]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

Mention that when he wore it?

[Rococo]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

Was it a good t-shirt then?

[Barneylfc∗]

Some fucking posey £60 number. No Primark shite

[Flinstone]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

  what rubbish 

[Lady_brandybuck]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

[rednich85]

Your missus waking up while your trying to have a stealth wank right next to her in bed is pretty compromising the first time it happens.

I'm glad my missus just laughed it off.

[stevedo]

Some fucking posey £60 number. No Primark shite

Hope he didn't get to order too many tshirts.

[What's the procedure Mr Mod?]

Something similar happened to me. She was on top and her little brother, fifteen at the time, came in and just acted as if he hadn't noticed and was talking to us about school. Then he walked out and said, mum, I just caught them having sex. Little bastard.

[Barneylfc∗]

Your missus waking up while your trying to have a stealth wank right next to her in bed is pretty compromising the first time it happens.

I'm glad my missus just laughed it off.

Cant beat a good stealth wank.

[thegoodfella]

Her mum walked in when I was doing her from behind. She was on all fours, I was obviously behind her giving it loads. Her mum just walked in, threw her coat on the floor and walked out again. Awkward for a minute but then I finished her off. Dont think I left her room the rest of the day after.

This was preceded by her brother walking in on us. This time she was on top of me giving it loads. Proper loving it we were. Her brother walks in. Didnt walk out or anything. Just proceeds to walk on in and says, 'Janine,' Janine obviously shocked to fuck jumps off and shouts 'what?' while pulling the covers over her. His reply was, 'Stop having sex in front of me. I want you to order me this T-Shirt.' And he fucking sits down on the bed beside us showing her the t-shirt, what size he want's, how much it's gonna cost, wher he wants it delivered. Didnt get to finish that one.

There's a strange contraption called locks, I think you might want to have a look.

[stevedo]

Cant beat a good stealth wank.

Their hand normally wakes them up. Apparently.

[StevenLFC]

Cant beat a good stealth wank.

Ever tried a danger wank? Go upstairs, start wanking then mid-way through, shout somebody who's in the house to come upstairs to your room. Then try to cum before they get to your room.

[reniformis]

Your missus waking up while your trying to have a stealth wank right next to her in bed is pretty compromising the first time it happens.

I'm glad my missus just laughed it off.

She won't have been laughing when she feels 'the dogs nose' rubbing against her leg an hour later.

[StevenLFC]

She won't have been laughing when she feels 'the dogs nose' rubbing against her leg an hour later.

Why the fuck would you have the dog in bed with you whilst you knocked one out? Sick bastard.

[Hij]

Ever tried a danger wank? Go upstairs, start wanking then mid-way through, shout somebody who's in the house to come upstairs to your room. Then try to cum before they get to your room.

[Eileen]

Ever tried a danger wank? Go upstairs, start wanking then mid-way through, shout somebody who's in the house to come upstairs to your room. Then try to cum before they get to your room.

[amir87]

There's some pretty fucked up threads on this forum but this might just beat them all.

[Brian Blessed]

There's some pretty fucked up threads on this forum but this might just beat them all.

with hand clutching sisters bra.

[Barneylfc∗]

Their hand normally wakes them up. Apparently.

Mate please tell me you do this 

My mates thought i was a fucking weirdo when they found out I use her hand to wank myself. Now there's another one hahaha 

[fowlermagic]

Lets hope the bra is not an A cup and still too big for your lad :p

[Barneylfc∗]

Ever tried a danger wank? Go upstairs, start wanking then mid-way through, shout somebody who's in the house to come upstairs to your room. Then try to cum before they get to your room.

Not yet...

[Noelle]

I worry about the people on this site sometimes.

[Barneylfc∗]

She won't have been laughing when she feels 'the dogs nose' rubbing against her leg an hour later.

A fucking hour? Who the fuck can last an hour while having a wank? Your hand must be shite mate