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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2200 on: April 2, 2024, 06:16:35 pm »
It's something like x% of people aren't comfortable pooing at work. Who are these fools?

We all know the rhyme: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I dump on company time.
I’m sure they didn’t include the stats and the “Get Comfortable” on screen the first time I watched. So perhaps they’ve realised how bizarre it looked and added it in.

Still horrendous
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2201 on: April 2, 2024, 07:59:41 pm »
I’m sure they didn’t include the stats and the “Get Comfortable” on screen the first time I watched. So perhaps they’ve realised how bizarre it looked and added it in.

Still horrendous

With out childish humour, me and the missus actually like the advert. She'd never poo at work/in a restaurant etc as she's terrified she'll stink the place out and would get dead embarrassed. I always do a dump on works time, even WFH I won't go until after 9am.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2202 on: May 10, 2024, 11:14:52 am »
The new Gillette Ad

Yes, they have always been very schmaltzy and that's how they roll.  The new ad features a montage of clean-cut culturally diverse American men doing their thing with a razor. 

There is one bit though where a bloke (who I think is supposed to be a father) is watching a teenage lad (who I assume is his teenage son) shaving.  The look on his face is akin to lust rather than pride.

Check the letchy fucker out next time the ad comes on.

If I gawped at my lad shaving like that when he was 16, he'd spray the full can of shaving foam in my eyes :)




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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2203 on: May 10, 2024, 11:20:08 am »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2204 on: May 11, 2024, 10:09:08 pm »
Tina Fey now in the Booking.com adverts. Americans in ads just come across as so insincere, always just feels like they're too cheap to make a European-specific advert.

Also, why does every advert have to have a 'quirky' character in it? A scarecrow, a giant, a meerkat, something obscure breaking the fourth wall and being a bit too knowing? I think that's the problem now, so many ads are a bit too self-aware so it takes away from the intended effect, which is to make you feel positive towards a product.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2205 on: May 13, 2024, 10:13:16 am »
the Uber trains add, I just wanna push the thick sounding fucking meffs under a train.

Most ads seem to be written by fucking idiots these days.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2206 on: May 13, 2024, 07:57:07 pm »
Have no opinion on the ad itself but a nice surprise to hear Stereolab on one today.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2207 on: Yesterday at 04:19:26 pm »
I was just on Tiktok and just saw the scariest advert ever made in 1971

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/5kvenmWEhFE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/5kvenmWEhFE</a>
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2208 on: Yesterday at 04:42:13 pm »
I was just on Tiktok and just saw the scariest advert ever made in 1971

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/5kvenmWEhFE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/5kvenmWEhFE</a>

That explains the state of America.
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