Topic: The small things in life that amuse you

[Terry de Niro]

There was a guy getting interviewed on the local news yesterday and his name was Ahmed Karwash it amused me at the time not as much typing i out now.

There's a fella on BBC North West Tonight called Phil McCann who was reporting on a story during the Petrol shortage a while ago and telling us about people panic buying.

https://www.indy100.com/viral/phil-mccann-bbc-breakfast-petrol-b1926841

[liversaint]

There was a guy getting interviewed on the local news yesterday and his name was Ahmed Karwash it amused me at the time not as much typing i out now.

A few years ago place I worked at had an office in Hong Kong. One of the women was called Fanny Pong…

[SamLad]

A few years ago place I worked at had an office in Hong Kong. One of the women was called Fanny Pong…

my wife's work brought her into contact with a guy named Kong King.

[rob1966]

We've a fella at work, James Kirk, who a few years ago ran the enterprise desk.

[Son of Spion]

We've a fella at work, James Kirk, who a few years ago ran the enterprise desk.

[liversaint]

We've a fella at work, James Kirk, who a few years ago ran the enterprise desk.

😂😂

[Statto Red]

Three gun-wielding thieves in Colorado allegedly robbed a cheque-cashing business, but, before they could escape, a fourth person stole their getaway car, police said.

Commerce City police arrested two of three suspects on Saturday, describing the series of events as "an unexpected and ironic twist".

Adding to the irony, their car may have "already been stolen", police wrote on Facebook. "We don't know."

Police say an investigation is ongoing.

On Saturday morning, three armed and masked people attempted to rob Hi Lo Check Cashing, the Commerce City Police Department said in a statement. They are believed to be under 18, according to local news, citing a spokesperson for the department.

"As the trio was robbing the business…a fourth criminal stole their getaway vehicle," police said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67752007

 

[rob1966]

Three gun-wielding thieves in Colorado allegedly robbed a cheque-cashing business, but, before they could escape, a fourth person stole their getaway car, police said.

Commerce City police arrested two of three suspects on Saturday, describing the series of events as "an unexpected and ironic twist".

Adding to the irony, their car may have "already been stolen", police wrote on Facebook. "We don't know."

Police say an investigation is ongoing.

On Saturday morning, three armed and masked people attempted to rob Hi Lo Check Cashing, the Commerce City Police Department said in a statement. They are believed to be under 18, according to local news, citing a spokesperson for the department.

"As the trio was robbing the business…a fourth criminal stole their getaway vehicle," police said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67752007

 

It's OK, I'm with the AA

[rob1966]

[Barneylfc∗]

Seeing multiple clickbait sports pages try to create debate (for clicks) over whether Ronaldo at United or Salah is the best winger the PL has ever seen.

It's not even close. Ronaldo had 1 great season at United. Salah has had 7.
103 goals and 37 assists in 236 games v 151 goals and 66 assists in 238 games.
Salah's lowest goals total in a season is 19. Ronaldo equalled or bettered that once.

Get to fuck 

[reddebs]

Seeing multiple clickbait sports pages try to create debate (for clicks) over whether Ronaldo at United or Salah is the best winger the PL has ever seen.

It's not even close. Ronaldo had 1 great season at United. Salah has had 7.
103 goals and 37 assists in 236 games v 151 goals and 66 assists in 238 games.
Salah's lowest goals total in a season is 19. Ronaldo equalled or bettered that once.

Get to fuck 

Weird isn't it mate.  It's like because he became the player he did at Madrid that he was that good whilst he was here. 

[Henry Gale]

I was slightly amused and shocked the weekend when I found out Hitlers nephew was born and grew up in Toxeth 

[SamLad]

I was slightly amused and shocked the weekend when I found out Hitlers nephew was born and grew up in Toxeth 

How dare you say such a thing about one of our greatest strikers!

[Buck Pete]

There's a fella on BBC North West Tonight called Phil McCann who was reporting on a story during the Petrol shortage a while ago and telling us about people panic buying.

https://www.indy100.com/viral/phil-mccann-bbc-breakfast-petrol-b1926841

Producer:  Got a job for you Phil.

Phil:  But I'm the Sports reporter

Producer: Trust me, you'll like this one.

[The G in Gerrard]

Seeing multiple clickbait sports pages try to create debate (for clicks) over whether Ronaldo at United or Salah is the best winger the PL has ever seen.

It's not even close. Ronaldo had 1 great season at United. Salah has had 7.
103 goals and 37 assists in 236 games v 151 goals and 66 assists in 238 games.
Salah's lowest goals total in a season is 19. Ronaldo equalled or bettered that once.

Get to fuck 

Salah doesn't get the praise he deserves for what he's done.

[rob1966]

I was slightly amused and shocked the weekend when I found out Hitlers nephew was born and grew up in Toxeth 

Hitlers half brother, Alois, lived in a house on Upper Stanhope Street and this house was destroyed in the last ever German bombing raid on Liverpool on 10th Jan 1942

[reddebs]

How the Caf are all getting giddy about things that haven't happened and are still just internet rumours but they can't help themselves embellishing it all into how they'll rule the world again 😂

[SamLad]

there's an ad on US tv for some weight-loss thing that involves injecting yourself.

the woman in the ad sums it up by saying" who knew that a small prick would make such a huge difference".

 

[Claire.]

Roy Keane moaning about going to a party cos it's too loud then announcing that the three most overrated things are 'parties, smiling and fireworks' 😆

[Terry de Niro]

Roy Keane moaning about going to a party cos it's too loud then announcing that the three most overrated things are 'parties, smiling and fireworks' 😆

He really is a proper Victor Meldrew, isn't he?

[rob1966]

Was telling my lad this story earlier

Lad at my mates senior school didn't come in one Monday, wandered in on Tuesday as normal. Teacher asks why he was off "Well Sir, over the weekend I swapped bedrooms and my old room had a mirror opposite the bottom of my bed and when I woke up I'd see myself - yesterday I woke up, looked at the bottom of my bed, didn't see myself in the mirror, so I thought Id already gone to school"

[reddebs]

Paul deciding to jet wash the house then complain he's freezing cold and wet through 🤷😂

[Barneylfc∗]

People battering the close door button in the lift, but it stops on almost every floor on the way down to let others in.

[AndyInVA]

Darren Farleys Stevie G impression.

Always 'amuses me'.

[Barneylfc∗]

Renewed my driving licence a couple of weeks ago. Arrived yesterday.

Been looking for it all morning and just found it in the fridge 

[SvenJohansen]

Renewed my driving licence a couple of weeks ago. Arrived yesterday.

Been looking for it all morning and just found it in the fridge 

You must have a very cool car.

[SamLad]

Renewed my driving licence a couple of weeks ago. Arrived yesterday.

Been looking for it all morning and just found it in the fridge 

could be a worrying sign, barney mate.

[Nitramdorf]

You must have a very cool car.

 

[Barneylfc∗]

could be a worrying sign, barney mate.

In my defence, it was delivered to my mum's address. I chucked it in a bag that had food from the shop in it and just put the bag in the fridge when I got home. I'm not going mental just yet 

[SamLad]

In my defence, it was delivered to my mum's address. I chucked it in a bag that had food from the shop in it and just put the bag in the fridge when I got home. I'm not going mental just yet 

ah, sounds good.

although let us be the judge of that, OK? 

[kesey]

I've said this a thousand times on here .

Dogs sticking their heads out of a car window when they go past .  It doesn't matter what mood Iam in it always gives us a little uplift .

[afc tukrish]

I've said this a thousand times on here .

Dogs sticking their heads out of a car window when they go past .  It doesn't matter what mood Iam in it always gives us a little uplift .

Always, always, picture of blissful content...

[kesey]

Always, always, picture of blissful content...

 

[kesey]

[JohnnoWhite]

It's OK, I'm with the AA

Brill that!!

[JohnnoWhite]

Roy Keane moaning about going to a party cos it's too loud then announcing that the three most overrated things are 'parties, smiling and fireworks' 😆

Well, to be honest, he's probably been in that many of 'em all, he's pissed off with 'em now!! On reflection, maybe not too much of the smiling . . .
 

[Claire.]

Got the dog a toy that has a compartment for treats that he has to work at to get them out, just cut up one of his favourite sausage treats into little bits and put them in it and now it sounds like a pig farm in here 😂

[JohnnoWhite]

Seeing multiple clickbait sports pages try to create debate (for clicks) over whether Ronaldo at United or Salah is the best winger the PL has ever seen.

It's not even close. Ronaldo had 1 great season at United. Salah has had 7.
103 goals and 37 assists in 236 games v 151 goals and 66 assists in 238 games.
Salah's lowest goals total in a season is 19. Ronaldo equalled or bettered that once.

Get to fuck 

Aw come on eh Barney lad!!  Even you've gorra admit Ronaldo WAS prettier  . . . .

[afc tukrish]

Aw come on eh Barney lad!!  Even you've gorra admit Ronaldo WAS prettier  . . . .

 

Welcome back, Johnno...

[rob1966]

No you cant