Topic: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition

[rob1966]

Nah he's shite

[CraigDS]

Any humble pie being eaten in there by some, or is there suddenly a lot of flip flopping going on to maintain their negative slant on this?

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Nah he's shite

He will be soon enough anyway. Then it’ll be we should have bought xyz from the very people celebrating.

[rob1966]

He will be soon enough anyway. Then it’ll be we should have bought xyz from the very people celebrating.

I've just seen one from 2am ish (probably a Yannk or something) isn't there anyone available for half the fee

I'm waiting for the moans in the HT thread on Sunday that we should have signed him weeks ago, if only he was available, etc etc

Hindsight is easy, sometimes you need to put the last peice of the jigsaw in to see the whole picture, but my take is that we wanted both Caicedo and Lavia, we knew we'd have to break £100 million for Caicedo, so that's why we were haggling with Southampton. They won't see that though, it'll still be mingebags blah blah blah.

I don't tend to watch anyone bar us, my kids are mad on the game though and they were banging on about Gakpo in the WC, MacAllister and also Caicedo, saying all 3 were class and we should be signing them, so I'll defer to them and say its a fantastic signing

[rob1966]

Funny how we can afford this guy but Bellingham was out of our league in transfer terms...

I think its genuinely mad how much he is costing. Dont get me wrong, he is a good player, but over £100m, really? We should have just gone for Rice.

But its a signing and a big one and generally, we get those spot on.

[Red Beret]

I'm enjoying how this has become the covert transfer thread.  Has a misleading title and in the wrong forum, so none of the usual suspects will poke their head in here. They're free to moan at each other in the other thread.

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

I'm enjoying how this has become the covert transfer thread.  Has a misleading title and in the wrong forum, so none of the usual suspects will poke their head in here. They're free to moan at each other in the other thread.

Stealth. Misdirection. Covert operations. Wonder how long it’ll take to get rumbled.

I want a fullback and central defender nowadays if we don’t get them we’ll be short of cover and the midfield overhaul will have been a waste. We shouldn’t have spent all our money on midfield.

Am I doing it right? 

[rob1966]

Stealth. Misdirection. Covert operations. Wonder how long it’ll take to get rumbled.

I want a fullback and central defender nowadays if we don’t get them we’ll be short of cover and the midfield overhaul will have been a waste. We shouldn’t have spent all our money on midfield.

Am I doing it right? 

Been in there this morning then?

[sheepfest]

Think I might eat my lunch in here as I predict a meltdown in 3.2.1........

[KillieRed]

Uh, oh.

Batten down the hatches…breaking news.

[reddebs]

Shut everything quick, shit's being lost everywhere else 🥴

[sheepfest]

Game of Monopoly anyone? bagsy the top hat

[afc tukrish]

If the c*nts start moaning about the fee

Chopper is right, make Capon a mod, let him loose with the ban hammer 🔨

Or the ban Photoshop...

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

The experts are back out already telling everyone where we went wrong. It’s genuinely hilarious, but dad in equal measure.

[SamLad]

for years greed has been a big factor in the game, but it was below the surface sufficiently that it wasn't difficult to kinda put it on Ignore and enjoy the football and the competitions.

but now, between FIFA, UEFA, MC, the Saudis, Chelsea - and this shit - it's becoming really hard to tune it out and focus on the good stuff. it's all a never-ending slap in fans' faces while lifting their cash at every opportunity.

[Ghost Town]

I had no idea this Caicedo business was going on as I was busy having a life. so I popped into the Transfer Thread this afternoon just at random and there was the mother of all meltdowns going on. Crying, weeping, gnashing of teeth. I refreshed the page hoping to learn what it was all about and I kid you not there were like twenty more pages added in just the time it had taken me to read that page.

I've since got up to speed with what's happening. Meh. We'll either get someone or not. Life will go on and we'll still be boss

[Ghost Town]

If the c*nts start moaning about the fee

Chopper is right, make Capon a mod, let him loose with the ban hammer 🔨

If they made me a Mod I'd ban like 90% of the fuckers  - including some of the Mods!

[Terry de Niro]

If they made me a Mod I'd ban like 90% of the fuckers  - including some of the Mods!

If they made me a Mod, I would make one thread for all the whinging, whiney fuckers and keep them all in there and never be allowed to post anywhere else.

[Red Beret]

If they made me a Mod, I would make one thread for all the whinging, whiney fuckers and keep them all in there and never be allowed to post anywhere else.

I thought that was this thread?

[John C]

If they made me a Mod I'd ban like 90% of the fuckers  - including some of the Mods!

That's sly on Rob, Alex, Claire, Alan, Mike, Mike, Albie, SP, Roy & KiNki

[Terry de Niro]

That's sly on Rob, Alex, Claire, Alan, Mike, Mike, Albie, SP, Roy & KiNki

Anyone heard from SP?

[John C]

Anyone heard from SP?

He's been quiet for a while Terry. He logs on occasionally. He'll have his own reasons.

[jillcwhomever]

I had no idea this Caicedo business was going on as I was busy having a life. so I popped into the Transfer Thread this afternoon just at random and there was the mother of all meltdowns going on. Crying, weeping, gnashing of teeth. I refreshed the page hoping to learn what it was all about and I kid you not there were like twenty more pages added in just the time it had taken me to read that page.

I've since got up to speed with what's happening. Meh. We'll either get someone or not. Life will go on and we'll still be boss

I'm not a fan of the transfer thread generally but it's actually been strange fun following this particular transfer probably due to the fact it clearly demonstrates everything which is wrong with the game. I think on the whole it's actually been better than what it usually is, and at times its been funny with some of the people on it. 

[Ghost Town]

That's sly on Rob, Alex, Claire, Alan, Mike, Mike, Albie, SP, Roy & KiNki

Not saying I've got a list or anything, but (*checks list*) you'll be OK, John

[Ghost Town]

I'm not a fan of the transfer thread generally but it's actually been strange fun following this particular transfer probably due to the fact it clearly demonstrates everything which is wrong with the game. I think on the whole it's actually been better than what it usually is, and at times its been funny with some of the people on it. 

It does seem to be one of those thread moments that will become legendary, like tracking Klopp's plane.

I did try to read it for a bit, but pages were being added so quick! I've just checked and I'm like 50 pages behind. For all I know he's already signed for us, done the lean, got injured and moved to Saudi, that's how far back I am!

[JP!]

Yup, everyone's gone again.  *Slams door behind him*

[vladis voice]

Think this might be the place for me until 1st September, the levels of bratty entitlement from our own fans in the transfer thread are depressing as heck

[John C]

Not saying I've got a list or anything, but (*checks list*) you'll be OK, John

Phew!

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

 

Same names in that thread over and over. Its been aboot an hour and theyre like rabid fucking monkeys

Swear to god. Calling everyone allsorts.

HAAHAHA Its how they act after seeing an article that FSG are on their way over and they react like like John W Henry shouldve been here unlocking the gates every mprning and getting the papers in, collecting the milk and getting the kids ready for school. The daft cuntsl

[jillcwhomever]

It does seem to be one of those thread moments that will become legendary, like tracking Klopp's plane.

I did try to read it for a bit, but pages were being added so quick! I've just checked and I'm like 50 pages behind. For all I know he's already signed for us, done the lean, got injured and moved to Saudi, that's how far back I am!

It's all gone back to normal now sadly, thankfully locked the night.

[jillcwhomever]

Same names in that thread over and over. Its been aboot an hour and theyre like rabid fucking monkeys

Swear to god. Calling everyone allsorts.

HAAHAHA Its how they act after seeing an article that FSG are on their way over and they react like like John W Henry shouldve been here unlocking the gates every mprning and getting the papers in, collecting the milk and getting the kids ready for school. The daft cuntsl

To be fair I didn't help when I said I wanted to see John Henry knock the cowboy out! 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

To be fair I didn't help when I said I wanted to see John Henry knock the cowboy out! 

hahaa there was 2 in particular throwing their own shit at the walls hahaha

[jillcwhomever]

hahaa there was 2 in particular throwing their own shit at the walls hahaha

Yes, I think I know who you mean. 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Yes, I think I know who you mean. 

Its like watching Jeremy Kyle  when theyve got them angry kids on asking where their dads have  been all their life but in this case its John henry. They mustve expected him to live in a caravan on site when he bought the club. The absolute shite they come out with the fucking Dickheads

[jillcwhomever]

Its like watching Jeremy Kyle  when theyve got them angry kids on asking where their dads have  been all their life but in this case its John henry. They mustve expected him to live in a caravan on site when he bought the club. The absolute shite they come out with the fucking Dickheads

 

[John C]

Its like watching Jeremy Kyle  when theyve got them angry kids on asking where their dads have  been all their life but in this case its John henry. They mustve expected him to live in a caravan on site when he bought the club. The absolute shite they come out with the fucking Dickheads

[Hazell]

Same names in that thread over and over. Its been aboot an hour and theyre like rabid fucking monkeys

Swear to god. Calling everyone allsorts.

HAAHAHA Its how they act after seeing an article that FSG are on their way over and they react like like John W Henry shouldve been here unlocking the gates every mprning and getting the papers in, collecting the milk and getting the kids ready for school. The daft cuntsl

Its like watching Jeremy Kyle  when theyve got them angry kids on asking where their dads have  been all their life but in this case its John henry. They mustve expected him to live in a caravan on site when he bought the club. The absolute shite they come out with the fucking Dickheads

[Ghost Town]

I've not reached the stuff you're on about, Capon

But flippin 'eck. I've only dipped into a few pages of the Transfer Thread and even I have already sussed that Hard as Hell is doing a series of themed jokes about famous Chelsea fans fake-dissing Liverpool. But the number of people falling for them and elaborating their rage at the made up quotes he's posting. 

Something deep and profound there about how people believe everything they read online. Or sumfink.

[reddebs]

I've no idea why some of them are football fans as they only seem to care about the dick swinging of whose transfer spending is biggest.

Is it due to fantasy football, football manager and the like that transfers have become more important than actually winning stuff?

I don't get it 🤷

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

I've not reached the stuff you're on about, Capon

But flippin 'eck. I've only dipped into a few pages of the Transfer Thread and even I have already sussed that Hard as Hell is doing a series of themed jokes about famous Chelsea fans fake-dissing Liverpool. But the number of people falling for them and elaborating their rage at the made up quotes he's posting. 

Something deep and profound there about how people believe everything they read online. Or sumfink.

Ya know what mate, i dont tell a soul in real life im into footy cos i fucking hate footy fans. On here i can log off and no one can bother me. I find how people behave over footy fucking ridiculous. Its like they think they can go that bit further cos football somehow lets you get away with shit you wouldnt be allowed to in everyday normal things and i find it bizarre. Some of the fucking nutters in that thread need sectioning.. I hate all the crying and tantrums and all the other shit because theyre fucking try hards trying to show everyone how much of a bigger fan they are by getting angrier than the last fucking plantpot cos they care

Fuck off