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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2960 on: July 16, 2009, 06:25:03 pm »
Besides, look at him. He's the greasy arrogant cock that's the heir to Ronaldo's greasy arrogant cock throne. He's probably searching for pictures of himself in there, so important is he.
he certainly is greasy but i think your being too judgemental of someone who has played only a few first team games and has done nothing to suggest hes going to be playing the same way Ronaldo did.
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2961 on: July 16, 2009, 06:35:09 pm »
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2962 on: July 16, 2009, 06:36:20 pm »
I probably shouldn't waste my time with this, but here it goes. WHAT A FUCKING WANKER.

Reading the fucking s*n for christs sake!



Except he clearly isn't.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2963 on: July 16, 2009, 07:29:33 pm »
Except he clearly isn't.

True, that was just clutching at straws, badly.
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2964 on: July 16, 2009, 07:43:53 pm »
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2965 on: July 16, 2009, 08:13:22 pm »
Ok I apologize then. Imo it looks like the s*n must belong to him because the only other person near the paper is a 17 year old Italian who I doubt can read much English.
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2966 on: July 16, 2009, 08:28:48 pm »
Ok I apologize then. Imo it looks like the s*n must belong to him because the only other person near the paper is a 17 year old Italian who I doubt can read much English.

They appear to be sitting in an airport/hotel lounge, where there are usually loads of papers lying around.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2967 on: July 16, 2009, 08:38:26 pm »
As mush as i'd like to tarnish Rat Owen with reading the scum, looks to me that its been put down by the greasy kid, rather than rat boy.
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2968 on: July 16, 2009, 08:53:32 pm »
but the gafa wouldnt have it.. it would have been good to train with him again..

yep and train is all you would do because he would never be good enough to play the stupid little c*nt
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2969 on: July 16, 2009, 08:59:46 pm »
76 pages. You lot are hilarious.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2970 on: July 16, 2009, 09:24:20 pm »
76 pages. You lot are hilarious.

Of which at least 2 pages are made up of by great posts like yours.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2971 on: July 16, 2009, 10:19:12 pm »
any money says he's going through all the papers looking for articles about him....or him playing for england..or his next move..or his business investements..you get the point
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2972 on: July 17, 2009, 06:08:56 am »
76 pages. You lot are hilarious.
The irony...

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2973 on: July 17, 2009, 09:10:23 am »
Ok I apologize then. Imo it looks like the s*n must belong to him because the only other person near the paper is a 17 year old Italian who I doubt can read much English.

The average sun reader cannot write or talk much english either, the fucking mongs.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2974 on: July 17, 2009, 08:08:01 pm »
Liverpool FC legend Fowler: I could never join Man Utd like Michael Owen

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2009/07/14/liverpool-fc-legend-robbie-fowler-i-could-never-join-man-utd-like-michael-owen-100252-24148185/

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2975 on: July 18, 2009, 03:27:52 am »
Saw a kid in a Manchester United shirt, Owen 7 on the back earlier today.

Really, really shit. His name used to be on the back of my shirt as a kid.

It's just not right, not in the slightest. Michael, you massive, massive twat, you haven't just betrayed this great club, you've betrayed the kids that used to look up to you, and see a good honest lad who worked hard to play for his club.

You'll now just be one of the enemy. I honestly hope he picks up an injury and can never play again, and usually I'm against that kind of talk.
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2976 on: July 18, 2009, 03:38:02 am »
Saw a kid in a Manchester United shirt, Owen 7 on the back earlier today.

Really, really shit. His name used to be on the back of my shirt as a kid.

It's just not right, not in the slightest. Michael, you massive, massive twat, you haven't just betrayed this great club, you've betrayed the kids that used to look up to you, and see a good honest lad who worked hard to play for his club.

You'll now just be one of the enemy. I honestly hope he picks up an injury and can never play again, and usually I'm against that kind of talk.

I was odd - I was about 6 or 7 when Fowler really burst through, but about 11 when Owen did - and it was around the age of 10/11 when I started playing football.

I took to Owen. Massively.

And then he pissed on us. Thrice.
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2977 on: July 18, 2009, 07:08:27 am »
“I don’t want to get drawn into things with Michael and Man United. Everyone knows I’m a Liverpool fan,” he added.

“But if Michael scores a lot of goals then I hope Fernando Torres scores a lot more.”
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2978 on: July 18, 2009, 12:38:20 pm »
owen scored :(
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2979 on: July 18, 2009, 12:41:39 pm »
Owen scored the winning goal in the 85th minute in a 3-2 win against Malaysia..
im not too impressed to be honest.. it was just an easy poacher goal.. and he missed a sitter earlier which made me laughed out loud  ;D

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2980 on: July 18, 2009, 12:44:55 pm »
Is this gonna be tediously bumped everytime he scores?

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2981 on: July 18, 2009, 12:47:15 pm »
Is this gonna be tediously bumped everytime he scores?

Are you going to make a tedious comment everytime it is?  ;)
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2982 on: July 18, 2009, 12:48:08 pm »
Is this gonna be tediously bumped everytime he scores?

5 bumps a year hardly anything to make a fuss about.

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But if someone updates it everytime he gets injured...oh boy
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2983 on: July 18, 2009, 12:48:09 pm »
Are you going to make a tedious comment everytime it is?  ;)

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2984 on: July 18, 2009, 12:52:11 pm »
Yes.

Not to worry, he'll get injured sooner than you can lose your patience!
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2985 on: July 18, 2009, 01:13:01 pm »
Love the first goal in this clip -

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2981871/
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2986 on: July 18, 2009, 01:37:33 pm »
Don't really care if he does well or not. He's been past it for a long long time now.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2988 on: July 18, 2009, 04:32:21 pm »
I probably shouldn't waste my time with this, but here it goes. WHAT A FUCKING WANKER.

Reading the fucking s*n for christs sake!




He's wearing a fucking white shirt as well the fucking c*nt. And just look at the angle his head is at, the absolute c*nt. Look at the way he's sitting, as well. And he holds the paper like Saddam Hussein would with his right hand at 3 o'clock. Just take a look at that stupid fucking bottle he's drinking from as well. Bell-end.

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Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #2989 on: July 18, 2009, 04:35:31 pm »
To be fair I thought the lad would have more sense than to read that paper, horrible hate peddling rag that it is, then again at least it's not the Sun.
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