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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2008, 01:42:06 pm »
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2008, 04:48:51 pm »
How long's he been around now? Remember him as a kid, thought he was a miff

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 04:59:38 pm »
I think he's just misunderstood.

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 02:32:57 pm »
I think he's just misunderstood.

he deffo needs his knackers choppingoff this c*nt, its like hes been reincarnated, back in the 80s he was scarey

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 01:15:29 am »
How the fuck has he managed to survive so long in Liverpool? How come nobody has smashed him to bits? He deserves it the sick c*nt.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 08:15:49 am »
he deffo needs his knackers choppingoff this c*nt, its like hes been reincarnated, back in the 80s he was scarey

 I'm sure he was stalking eddie once on the bus to Fazakerley



How the fuck has he managed to survive so long in Liverpool? How come nobody has smashed him to bits? He deserves it the sick c*nt.

 someone  (on the other thread about him) said he was twatted in Garston.  But  I agree you'd expect it to be a bit more in over 25 years of Mersey Muscle feeling and general molestation. Maybe he's got protection ? or we are all just a bit shit scared of him  ??

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 08:30:23 am »
I heard he used to hang about by the birkenhead tunnel, but i never believed he was real, just thought he was a myth...
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 08:53:14 am »
I heard he used to hang about by the birkenhead tunnel.

He's Terry De Niros mate and he reckons he's just misunderstood.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 09:12:37 am »
He's Terry De Niros mate and he reckons he's just misunderstood.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 am »
I think we all like it really.

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 06:43:19 pm »

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 03:46:50 am »
Surely this guy cannot be sane?

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 06:07:52 am »
Purple Aki- an innocent man that was pushed too far.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 09:50:12 am »
Didn't I hear from somewhere that he had diplomatic immunity or something because his dad was a diplomat?

Hence the reason why he could operate for so long around Merseyside, feeling people's muscles and squat lifting lads on his shoulders...?
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 01:42:11 pm »
I am sure he is banned from various rugby towns due to his muscle feeling tendencies.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 01:45:53 pm »
I remember when he chased me, I'm still peeling the shitted up boxies off now.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2008, 01:51:52 pm »
How the fuck has he managed to survive so long in Liverpool? How come nobody has smashed him to bits? He deserves it the sick c*nt.

Hes a big fella, hes hard like and knows a few hard people!

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2008, 01:55:30 pm »
Hes a big fella, hes hard like and knows a few hard people!

Apparently he pays a few heads from around Tocky to protect him like
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2008, 01:58:20 pm »
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A MAN in jail for a number of incidents including touching men’s muscles

surely that can't be the worst act he's done, didn't realise that was illegal
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2008, 01:59:49 pm »
surely that can't be the worst act he's done, didn't realise that was illegal

It's harrassment.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2008, 12:15:51 am »
From wiki

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Under the terms of the order, Arobieke was banned from touching, feeling or measuring muscles, and asking people to do squat exercises in public,

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2008, 03:30:23 am »
surely that can't be the worst act he's done, didn't realise that was illegal

If you walked up to a 14 year old girl or an adult woman and squeezed and touched her arms would you think you were in the right to do that?

I think she would have grounds for indecent assault.

He chased a kid over a railway line and the kid was killed.

Fuck knows if he's ever raped one.

Would anyone feel comfortable leaving him in a room alone with a kid?

The man is a sex case.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2008, 07:20:52 am »
Hes a big fella, hes hard like and knows a few hard people!
I heard he's somalian or something and the scousers are even scared of them because they'll chop off your arm and leg it.

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2008, 03:49:34 pm »
Update from the echo, he is appealing:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2008/03/27/man-to-appeal-ban-on-touching-biceps-100252-20679135/


Man to appeal ban on touching biceps

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Akinwale Arobieke

A PRISONER is to appeal against an order banning him from touching men’s biceps.

Akinwale Arobieke is currently serving a 15-month jail sentence for breaching an interim sexual offences prevention order (SOPO) by feeling a young man’s biceps in a shopping centre in Preston.

The order banned Arobieke, who is notorious across Merseyside, from asking young men if he could measure their muscles and requesting them to squat.

He was jailed in November 2007, but is due to be released on April 24.

In February, a five-day trial was held at Liverpool magistrates court where the SOPO order was made indefinite.

Arobieke, formerly of Cavendish Gardens in Toxteth, has now decided to appeal.

At a hearing at Liverpool crown court yesterday it was revealed Arobieke is bidding to get the order overturned on the grounds that evidence against him was inadmissible.

A hearing, is now expected to be held on June 9.

Arobieke was given the initial SOPO after being released from a six-year prison sentence, imposed in 2003 for 15 counts of harassment and one of intimidating a witness.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2008, 03:53:56 pm »
That new report alomst sounds like a piss take
He never shows mercy, he would put 6 past your sons school team.

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2008, 03:54:59 pm »
hahah

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2008, 03:57:40 pm »
I heard he's somalian or something and the scousers are even scared of them because they'll chop off your arm and leg it.

This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I've ever read on here.  The mental scenario of some somalian running up to any old Liverpudlian city dweller, chopping off his arm before legging it down Bold Street, possibly whilst waving the bloody thing above his head like some kind of grim trophy, is just class!

Anyway, hope the perverted purple one looses his appeal.  Although infamously iconic around Merseyside, the idea of that twat walking the same streets as my niece and nephew makes me want to turn vigilante.

Remember studying the railway death case during my A Level Law a few years back.  Little shit got off by the skin of his teeth, if it wasn't for him and his muscle measuring tendencies, that little lad might be alive today.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2008, 01:49:44 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

Can't believe he has his own wiki page :lmao

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2008, 02:01:35 am »
He is not Somalian he is a Nigerian.


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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2008, 02:03:01 am »
yeh the Yak is nigerian.

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2008, 03:39:52 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

Can't believe he has his own wiki page :lmao

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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2008, 10:10:32 pm »
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2008, 11:35:07 pm »
Lucky for him he's never crossed my fucking path!
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #34 on: April 1, 2008, 04:49:51 pm »
Someone should give the c*nt a pasting, anyone who is being paid to protect a sex offender needs one as well
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #35 on: April 1, 2008, 07:10:09 pm »
your just a fat purple aki, best song ever fact.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #36 on: April 1, 2008, 09:45:47 pm »
Why all the fuss about him anyway? He's just a thin Yakubu.
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #37 on: April 2, 2008, 04:50:24 am »
It's always the lucky ones who get their biceps felt up by a total stranger. How comes no-one has wanted to feel my muscles in the street?
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #38 on: April 2, 2008, 09:23:46 am »
It's always the lucky ones who get their biceps felt up by a total stranger. How comes no-one has wanted to feel my muscles in the street?


Maybe.... its....... because......... YOU ARE Purple Aki?!?!

Christ - he's discovered the Internet - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
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Re: Purple Aki, again.....
« Reply #39 on: April 5, 2008, 04:47:04 pm »
Just in case anyone missed it first time around here it is again:

The Cartoon Adventures of Purple Aki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YAL4QFXDRI&feature=related
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