Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Kids at footy matches, begging banners for players' shirts.
And that kid who ran onto the pitch at the Legends game to get a selfie with Steven Gerrard.

Guarantee it's all fueled by their parents.

[rob1966]

That Judi Love is another who gets everywhere

[rob1966]

Sinusitis is back with a vengeance, feel all bunged and a bit dizzy at times

[9 kemlyn road]

Tell you what grinds my gears, handful of people that will do anything to get themselves on TV, will whore themselves out to any show on any channel just to get themselves on the box. I’m talking Joel Dommett, Jordan North, Stephen Mulhern etc. Hats off to their agents though getting them those gigs when they’re absolutely shite.

Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

[Crosby Nick]

I saw Mulhern on a Butlins advert, promoting a residency he has at one of them. Not exactly Vegas is it?

So many of the kids presenters of that era have somehow had longevity.

I think I had Mulherne down as a guilty pleasure in that thread once! Initially i found him incredibly annoying but In For A Penny is quite lowbrow entertaining nonsense I can watch with the kids and have a giggle. Think he is that Redcoat background and I don’t mind him so much.

[gerrardisgod]

He’s an arse faced weasel.

Speaking of arse faced weasels, when podcasts/Youtube channels initially launch and the main presenter/content is the sole focus, then people from behind the scenes or have minimal audio/screen time suddenly start becoming more and more prevalent and think the content revolves around them. The first series of Crouch’s podcast was really interesting stuff, then Chris Stark started getting involved more and more and it’s just “lad banter” at this point. Rick Shiels’ podcast co-host is another that seems to be getting more and more airtime on his videos, little weasel.

[rob1966]

Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

Walsh's son is also in casualty on BBC1 playing a nurse.

[Crosby Nick]

Walsh's son is also in casualty

Let’s just leave it there (no offence, Barns).

[9 kemlyn road]

Walsh's son is also in casualty on BBC1 playing a nurse.

So we can expect Bradley turning up soon as a consultant or floor cleaner as comic relief very soon then 

[paulrazor]

He was on 4 different saturday night programmes at the same time recently

Tommy Tiernan in Ireland, Michael McIntyre, the Chase and gladiators

Agent must be good

Tbf I like Bradley, I love the way sometimes he just loses it laughing and cant stop, if I was famous that would definitely be me

[9 kemlyn road]

He was on 4 different saturday night programmes at the same time recently

Tommy Tiernan in Ireland, Michael McIntyre, the Chase and gladiators

Agent must be good

Tbf I like Bradley, I love the way sometimes he just loses it laughing and cant stop, if I was famous that would definitely be me

I don’t mind him as such ,he’s very good at what he does and any producer looking for a front man would want him as he’s the best in his field.
But he’s everywhere ,the chase ,gladiators,blankety blank , dr who ,is a guest on shows he’s not in then just to make sure we haven’t had enough,let’s get his son involved.
Give someone else a chance Bradley ..please.

[Graeme]

Tbf I like Bradley, I love the way sometimes he just loses it laughing and cant stop

Some (all) of that is blatantly scripted though.

[9 kemlyn road]

Some (all) of that is blatantly scripted though.

Especially the fanny smeller question on the chase that they keep going on and on about so it can go into tv folklore .

[rob1966]

Especially the fanny smeller question on the chase that they keep going on and on about so it can go into tv folklore .

Was funny as fuck though that one

He was on the "Midnight gameshow" section of McIntyres Big Show and the brought Fanny Chmeler on that

[9 kemlyn road]

Was funny as fuck though that one

He was on the "Midnight gameshow" section of McIntyres Big Show and the brought Fanny Chmeler on that

Yea it was funny 😄 ..we all revert to that 13 year old sniggering schoolboy with stuff like that .
Thought she was a good sport on there when they did that all things considered…lol

[paulrazor]

Especially the fanny smeller question on the chase that they keep going on and on about so it can go into tv folklore .

it was hilarious

The time ant and dec got him was brilliant too, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EV4Go2TlNY

[Claire.]

The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

[SamLad]

The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

Seems like the real problem is the UK doesn't produce enough entertianment talent. 

[SamLad]

Google maps is pissing me off

- in the past few weeks its directions have been totally incorrect several times. What's the point of using it if you can't trust it?

- on my tablet when I ask for directions it only gives directions from my current location, no option to select another starting point.

Fix it you idiots.

[red_Mark1980]

Google maps is pissing me off

- in the past few weeks its directions have been totally incorrect several times. What's the point of using it if you can't trust it?

- on my tablet when I ask for directions it only gives directions from my current location, no option to select another starting point.

Fix it you idiots.

We had this at the weekend. Telling my partner to keep left at a junction then suddenly saying "oh I meant the right"

[rob1966]

The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

In my case its the wife who watches shit telly, I'm usually on the laptop listening to music and I look up and see XYZ on the telly.

[afc tukrish]

In my case its the wife who watches shit telly, I'm usually on the laptop listening to music and I look up and see XYZ on the telly.

Quit getting distracted and fix Google maps...

[Elmo!]

The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

Yeah a lot of the names mentioned I've barely heard of, and some never seen on TV at all. Tbf the only "regular" broadcast TV I ever watch is sports and occasionally the news.

[Kenny's Jacket]

Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

Could be worse. Jack Whitehall's parents for example.

[Terry de Niro]

Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

There are far, far worse TV "celebs" than Bradley Walsh, and his Son and Martin Kemp's Son are proper gents.

[Paul JH]

Leigh Francis. Still baffled as to why he has a 'comedy' career?

Most baffling thing I've ever seen was a very serious subject being discussed on Good Morning Britain... and they invited him on to give a serious take on it. As Keith Lemon.

Akin to asking Dame Edna on to discuss the latest terrorist attack.

[Ray K]

Leigh Francis. Still baffled as to why he has a 'comedy' career?

Most baffling thing I've ever seen was a very serious subject being discussed on Good Morning Britain... and they invited him on to give a serious take on it. As Keith Lemon.

Akin to asking Dame Edna on to discuss the latest terrorist attack.

Barry Humphreys is about a thousand times smarter and wittier than Leigh Francis, so you'd be guaranteed a funny and interesting take from Dame Edna. As opposed to Keith Lemon gurning and saying fanny in a Yorkshire accent.

[reddebs]

As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds 

[Saltashscouse]

Leigh Francis. Still baffled as to why he has a 'comedy' career?

Most baffling thing I've ever seen was a very serious subject being discussed on Good Morning Britain... and they invited him on to give a serious take on it. As Keith Lemon.

Akin to asking Dame Edna on to discuss the latest terrorist attack.

Couldn't agree more , just the site of the cupid stunt does my swede in,
Never found him the slightest bit funny , every character is so cringe worthy , Bo Selecta crap , Keith Lemon crap , Celebrity Juice crap and the prick who wore a collar Avid Merion crap, the c*nt has made a living out of : being crap

[afc tukrish]

As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds 

Mint armpits?

Armpmints?

[SamLad]

As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds 

there are too many immature idiots who'll do and say anything for money, and WAY too many channels/outlets for them to get paid doing it. 

a few years back I saw a teenage girl - lots of metal in her face and tattoos - wearing a t-shirt saying "Don't laugh, I'll be in charge one day". 

at the time I chuckled.  now it's a scary bloody proposition.

[rob1966]

This is annoying but also made me laugh - goes to get in bed last night, pulls the duvet back and the youngest has crumbled a flapjack all over my side of the bed....

[bradders1011]

This is annoying but also made me laugh - goes to get in bed last night, pulls the duvet back and the youngest has crumbled a flapjack all over my side of the bed....

[Peabee]

there are too many immature idiots who'll do and say anything for money, and WAY too many channels/outlets for them to get paid doing it. 

a few years back I saw a teenage girl - lots of metal in her face and tattoos - wearing a t-shirt saying "Don't laugh, I'll be in charge one day". 

at the time I chuckled.  now it's a scary bloody proposition.

I doubt she'd do any worse than the current idiots "in charge".

[rowan_d]

Being on night shift when building works are taking place on my block of flats, and having nowhere else to stay

[Crosby Nick]

Things going wrong at work when I’ve got next week booked off. Extra stress and probably end up working Tuesday. FFS

[9 kemlyn road]

As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds 

And after all the inane chat ,after every song it’s ,”make me  a winner ,your chance to win xxx thousand pounds ,just text and we’ll charge you a fortune for next to no chance of winning a thousand pounds,good luck …suckers “

[PaulF]

Thougjt at the moment it comes with a 15 to one shot of trading a few thousand for a million. Iike those odds.
Can those in the pot agree to split the winnings?

[9 kemlyn road]

Thougjt at the moment it comes with a 15 to one shot of trading a few thousand for a million. Iike those odds.
Can those in the pot agree to split the winnings?

You answer some easy question or something then you win a few grand guaranteed or you can opt to go in the million pound draw instead with a chance to win a million.
I’d just pocket the guaranteed sum ,walk away with something.
Depends on the type of gambler you are I suppose.

[PaulF]

You answer some easy question or something then you win a few grand guaranteed or you can opt to go in the million pound draw instead with a chance to win a million.
I’d just pocket the guaranteed sum ,walk away with something.
Depends on the type of gambler you are I suppose.

At the moment I'd def go for the million. A few grand would be nice. A million and I give up work.