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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #80 on: October 14, 2017, 01:51:21 pm »
64' A bit of a lull in the game as the pace slows down quite a bit.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #81 on: October 14, 2017, 01:51:54 pm »
Now is the time to show our mettle. United have finished stronger in every game - we have not. \\

Time to reverse that

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #82 on: October 14, 2017, 01:52:06 pm »
65' Rashford on for Marshial. Quite early for Jose there.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #83 on: October 14, 2017, 01:53:03 pm »
66' On the attack again. But the shot by Salah was disappointing.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #84 on: October 14, 2017, 01:54:17 pm »
Gomez firs a glorious ball into Moreno but he doesn't find any of our players. That pass deserved something.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #85 on: October 14, 2017, 01:55:02 pm »
50/50 penalty call - on another day it's awarded to Phil

50/50 ?

That's a penalty. I think if our players make more of it it's given.
Herrera brought him down.
There was almost an air of resignation it wouldn't be given.
Says it all...
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #86 on: October 14, 2017, 01:55:21 pm »
68' De Gea completely miskicks a kick out of play.  ;D
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #87 on: October 14, 2017, 01:56:30 pm »
:lmao - Atkinson is just shite - Gini fully deserved a yellow for that 'tackle'

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #88 on: October 14, 2017, 01:56:45 pm »
69' Another glorious move by us there, but the final ball by Hendo isn't quite shape enough.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #89 on: October 14, 2017, 01:57:03 pm »
50/50 ?

That's a penalty. I think if our players make more of it it's given.
Herrera brought him down.
There was almost an air of resignation it wouldn't be given.
Says it all...
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #90 on: October 14, 2017, 01:57:57 pm »
70' So so close there. Lovely move from the Brazilans, but Salah can't quite put it into the net.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #91 on: October 14, 2017, 01:58:45 pm »
70' So so close there. Lovely move from the Brazilans, but Salah can't quite put it into the net.
Nah, that was just overhit - no chance for Mo to get his head on that - too short

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #92 on: October 14, 2017, 01:58:46 pm »
Stevie G in the crowd looking glum. Wish he was on the pitch still. So does he, I bet!

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #93 on: October 14, 2017, 01:59:27 pm »
72' A free kick to United, but it comes to nothing.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #94 on: October 14, 2017, 02:01:25 pm »
74' Huge, huge moment a United player gets a yellow card.  :o

We continue attacking but its all about the final ball again.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #96 on: October 14, 2017, 02:02:04 pm »
75' Handing commentary over. Please give us a goal.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #97 on: October 14, 2017, 02:02:44 pm »
We continue attacking but its all about the final ball again.
Yup, even when it looks like we're playing 2-5-3 we can't get a shot on target from within the box. It's almost the eternal problem we don't seem to know how to fix.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #98 on: October 14, 2017, 02:03:10 pm »
76' Sturridge to come on
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #99 on: October 14, 2017, 02:03:13 pm »
Looks like Studge is coming on - in about 10 mins - when he's finished taking all his jewellery off......

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #100 on: October 14, 2017, 02:03:49 pm »
76' Someone else as well, curly hair.
Not seen him before
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #101 on: October 14, 2017, 02:04:47 pm »
Salah and phil off.
Dan, and Ox on
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2017, 02:04:57 pm »
Hopefully the Ox will just charge right through them and bury it in the...........onion bag...........

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #103 on: October 14, 2017, 02:05:19 pm »
Hopefully the Ox will just charge right through them and bury it in the...........onion bag...........
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2017, 02:05:44 pm »
78' Cautious, like for like subs.
I'd have like to sacrifice a MF'er, but the sucker looms large...
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #105 on: October 14, 2017, 02:06:09 pm »
Come on Daniel bring us a goal our football has deserved. Don't want to see Mourinho's smug face after this game.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #106 on: October 14, 2017, 02:06:48 pm »
79' Ox with a great run and cross, but nobody to meet it.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #107 on: October 14, 2017, 02:07:00 pm »
Come on Daniel bring us a goal our football has deserved. Don't want to see Mourinho's smug face after this game.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #108 on: October 14, 2017, 02:08:06 pm »
Looks like Studge is coming on - in about 10 mins - when he's finished taking all his jewellery off......

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #109 on: October 14, 2017, 02:08:30 pm »
How the fuck is someone not sent off there

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #110 on: October 14, 2017, 02:08:52 pm »
Leave his religion out of it.
If he scores, I'll scream Hallelujah louder than anyone

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #111 on: October 14, 2017, 02:09:11 pm »
81' Darmian with such a high boot it goes over Can's head.
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No card ?
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #112 on: October 14, 2017, 02:09:19 pm »
How the fuck is someone not sent off there
Eye on the ball all the way, at worst a yellow for high foot. But it's Atkinson. Nothing given. Twat.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #113 on: October 14, 2017, 02:10:30 pm »
81' Darmian with such a high boot it goes over Can's head.
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No card ?

Problem is that Can didn't writhe around for 5 minutes

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #114 on: October 14, 2017, 02:10:48 pm »
83' Can with a marauding run, gets himself into the area, but his cross cum shot straight to Degea
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #115 on: October 14, 2017, 02:10:55 pm »
Eye on the ball all the way, at worst a yellow for high foot. But it's Atkinson. Nothing given. Twat.

Now to be fair he did give Smalling a yellow before. Which obviously took a lot of effort out of him. It takes a big effort to book the Mancs after all.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #116 on: October 14, 2017, 02:12:10 pm »
Now to be fair he did give Smalling a yellow before. Which obviously took a lot of effort out of him. It takes a big effort to book the Mancs after all.
His arm must be hurting. If he raises that arm high again, he'll lose the limb due to the drop in blood pressure.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #117 on: October 14, 2017, 02:12:24 pm »
85' Solanke to come on.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #118 on: October 14, 2017, 02:13:09 pm »
bob makes way
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #119 on: October 14, 2017, 02:13:18 pm »
85' Solanke to come on.
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