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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2014, 12:40:14 am »

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #82 on: May 26, 2014, 05:13:02 am »
Updated.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #83 on: May 26, 2014, 09:28:50 am »
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #84 on: May 26, 2014, 04:28:53 pm »
Thanks, but wait until you have seen my charge out rate!

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #85 on: May 26, 2014, 04:40:25 pm »
Thanks, but wait until you have seen my charge out rate!

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #87 on: June 4, 2014, 05:12:49 am »

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2014, 11:39:19 pm »
I've just been reading through some of these threads and I'm in tears of laughter here :wellin
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #89 on: October 6, 2014, 07:45:12 pm »
I've discovered this thread 30 minutes before I have to go to work, longest 8 hours of my life to come. Can't wait to read more
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #90 on: October 18, 2014, 10:56:11 pm »
There was a thread about some poster visiting another poster during a weekend and breaking the toilet seat cover.

EDIT: Found it - http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=274793

jeez that was brilliant
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #91 on: November 25, 2014, 04:04:01 pm »
I still laugh everytime I remember Tubby's Pellegrini post ;D
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2014, 08:44:52 pm »
Unearthed a gem here while flicking through a fallen posters past contributions.

"Take the piss out of goth boy thread w/ lip ring discussion"

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=99869.0
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #93 on: November 14, 2015, 11:11:15 pm »
I've just spent a happy couple of hours re-reading the 'Marital Sex' thread....   

What a crazy thread, some of the posts are Gold Dust and for a while it flamed brightly in the RAWK firmament.  It was a guilty pleasure but contained some of the most quotable posts in RAWK history not to mention the most weird and bizarre.


Fucking brilliant

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #94 on: December 2, 2015, 01:57:06 pm »
The Username Change thread has been locked now, which was hilarious with some FMs[including myself :butt]putting there foot in it with username change requests. ;D

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #95 on: December 2, 2015, 10:36:21 pm »
It will reopen post Xmas season.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #96 on: January 4, 2016, 10:51:02 pm »
This Dubai Red's own goal, smell the nullshit then proceeds call's himself a moron, then his next post couple of posts further down with cloud cookbook land
The thread is only available to view when the transfer window forum is open.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=319059.msg13524976#msg13524976

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #97 on: May 9, 2016, 09:58:34 am »
I've just spent a happy couple of hours re-reading the 'Marital Sex' thread....   

What a crazy thread, some of the posts are Gold Dust and for a while it flamed brightly in the RAWK firmament.  It was a guilty pleasure but contained some of the most quotable posts in RAWK history not to mention the most weird and bizarre.


Fucking brilliant

Good call. Surprised 'Pick Up' thread featuring Grifter hasn't been mentioned.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #98 on: May 23, 2017, 05:38:36 pm »
From the old laugh at Everton thread, when Everton released Moyes 10 of 10 DVD. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=87920.msg10050772#msg10050772

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #99 on: June 2, 2017, 01:31:24 pm »
Every time I need cheering up...

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #101 on: October 18, 2017, 11:19:09 am »
When I need some laughing I come here :D
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #102 on: October 18, 2017, 11:23:57 am »
When I need some laughing I come here :D
There's some absolute gold bookmarked in this thread. I've literally spent hours reading and laughing as a result ;D :wave
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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #103 on: February 27, 2018, 04:35:02 pm »
Hot off the presses, Re: The small things in life that make you happy

Walking past a nursery before and the sound of kids laughing as they played in the snow.

Finally getting to use the snow shovel I bought years ago.

Come on mate they're just kids

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #104 on: March 7, 2018, 08:20:03 pm »
Never clicked on this thread before, bloody glad I did though. Some cracking work in here.


The pyramid thread got pretty good from about this post on:

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=170909.msg15633866#msg15633866

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #105 on: December 12, 2018, 04:51:00 pm »
Fuck me, I have to revisit that '10 from 10' Moyes DVD every year, it's too good. This excellent long review and then the username below him just kills me  ;D

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #106 on: January 9, 2019, 02:45:18 pm »
Fuck me, I have to revisit that '10 from 10' Moyes DVD every year, it's too good. This excellent long review and then the username below him just kills me  ;D



Some of the tags that came up were hilarious as well. :lmao

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #107 on: February 15, 2019, 07:14:40 pm »
Was lying in bed with insomnia the other night and started cracking up as a post from years back randomly popped in my head, no idea how to find it. Basically it was a lad starting a new job in Dublin, was running late, and there was a big line for the 'up' escalator to get out the station. So he starts running up the 'down' escalator, makes a great start but slowly runs out of gas as the crowd on the other escalator are cheering him on. Absolutely hilarious image in my head

There was another one in the 'going mental' thread where someone said when at a red light, he'd turn to make eye contact with the driver in the car next to him, relax his neck and let his tongue fall out or something, then hit the gas and speed off, so his head sort of flopped back. I'm not doing it justice but I'm cracking up thinking about it now

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #108 on: February 17, 2019, 11:09:19 am »
Was lying in bed with insomnia the other night and started cracking up as a post from years back randomly popped in my head, no idea how to find it. Basically it was a lad starting a new job in Dublin, was running late, and there was a big line for the 'up' escalator to get out the station. So he starts running up the 'down' escalator, makes a great start but slowly runs out of gas as the crowd on the other escalator are cheering him on. Absolutely hilarious image in my head
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=137610.msg2180989#msg2180989

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #110 on: July 10, 2020, 01:38:31 pm »
 Nick's Pep leaves City with immediate effect, thread has to be up there, how many of us fell for it hook line & sinker ;D
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=345609.0

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #111 on: August 31, 2021, 10:24:10 pm »
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=137610.msg2180989#msg2180989

Fantastic - and that's a thread that needs a bump!

I'd not long been promoted from customer service clone to team leader ,and was attending my first team leader meeting that was taking place in city centre (dublin at the time) i got off the train, and was panickin thinkin i was runnin about 10 mins late. Reached the elevator and saw about 300 people queing to go down, and at the front were 2 guys gettin ready to carry a wheelchair down. I decided "fuck this im not waitin there" an decided to leg it down the "up" escalator.."
Now the escalators in this particular station where pretty damned long, so i set off at a belting speed and was makin great ground. About half way down i started tiring, and noticed that i was no longer overtaking people that were goin down the other elevator, but was just keepin up with them. A few people had spotted what i was doin by this time, and there was the odd shout of "go on son" etc from amused spectators. These shouts obviously alerted others to my quest, and it felt like everyones eyes were on me. About 3/4 of the way down me legs were jellying, and i was actually losing ground, and slowly goin back up the escalator i was runnin down.  By this stage me legs where fucked and i knew it was all over, so i just sat on the elevator step an let the fuckin thing take me right back up to the top...... everyone was cheerini an clappin an basically pissin themselves laughin at me.
To make matters worse, i queued up for escelator, got down and arrived at the meeting with about 2 mins to spare anyways (and with damned sweaty pits)

The day after the meetin i was sat in the canteen in work, and heard somebody tellin the story of how their brother had seen some dickhead trying to run down the escalator at o'connell street. The story he told was a slightly exaggerated version that included me kickin the elevator once i got back to the top (????) but i could hardly defend meself ot theyd have known the atory was about me

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #112 on: September 7, 2021, 03:42:32 pm »
Never clicked on this thread before, bloody glad I did though. Some cracking work in here.


The pyramid thread got pretty good from about this post on:

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=170909.msg15633866#msg15633866

"I got the information from a wrestler called Chris Jericho" might just be the best sentence I've ever read in my life.

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Re: RAWK - the best of (comedy)
« Reply #113 on: September 9, 2021, 04:16:22 am »
"I got the information from a wrestler called Chris Jericho" might just be the best sentence I've ever read in my life.

Left me dumbfounded.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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