Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread

[bradders1011]

I play Jerry "Fireball" Mudflap, a feisty Supreme Court justice searching for his birth mother while competing in a cross-country fire truck race. It's... garbage.

[Jake]

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=351547.msg18176456#msg18176456

Best episode, the grand final. Get voting!

[JerseyKloppite]

I'm still keen on doing a Simpsons draft

Would anyone be keen, suitably enthused by the best episode vote?

I'm thinking each team would consist of 5 characters, and each team would also have a home ground (ie Simpsons location) and song (any Simpsons' tune of your choice).

Any other suggestions and confirmed interest welcome

[Sheer Magnetism]

I could do an episodes draft, less keen on other angles.

[El Lobo]

I'm still keen on doing a Simpsons draft

Would anyone be keen, suitably enthused by the best episode vote?

I'm thinking each team would consist of 5 characters, and each team would also have a home ground (ie Simpsons location) and song (any Simpsons' tune of your choice).

Any other suggestions and confirmed interest welcome

Yeah I like that

[JerseyKloppite]

I could do an episodes draft, less keen on other angles.

I think after the episodes vote, that angle is probably played out for the time being

[Sheer Magnetism]

I can understand that but I don't see how you can do a character draft when they've changed so much over the years. There's barely a single character in the show that's anything like who they were originally, and even people like Moe and Apu essentially changed personality completely between, say, season 2 and 9.

[Jake]

I've no idea how drafts work but I'd be up for whatever.

I can see what Sheer is saying about characters changing. If you did that, you'd have to limit to the first 9 or so seasons.

[disgraced cake]

So then I says to Mabel, I says ...

[disgraced cake]

"I always wondered if there was a God, and know I know, there is, and it's me!"

"You're not a God, Homer"

"Remember dad, all glory is fleeting"

"So?"

"Beware the ides of March"

"No"

[disgraced cake]

Well you're certainly doing your job today, Mr Sun

[ScouserAtHeart]

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy...

*gets punched in the face*

[disgraced cake]

I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!

[Drinks Sangria]

Once again, if I’m not mistaken, this can contained, tomato paste.

[bradders1011]

My geode must be acknowledged!

[courty61]

I call it Billy and the Clone-osaurus

[ScouserAtHeart]

I call it Billy and the Clone-osaurus

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. ...It was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! One of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking??




I mean thank you, come again

[Drinks Sangria]

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. ...It was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! One of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking??




I mean thank you, come again

One of Apu’s two finest quotes. The other is:

Homer: ‘you know what you could do…’
Apu: ‘Shut up.’
Homer: ‘you could fake your own death.’
Apu: ‘shut up’
Homer: ‘all you need is a car…’
Apu: ‘I can’t believe you don’t shut up!’

Having a greater appreciation for Nelson as a character recently.

‘That was no accident, shame on you Nelson.’
‘Cram it ma’am.’

[bradders1011]

Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding

[Hazell]

That whole episode is great.

'I know now what I can offer you that no one else can: complete and utter dependence!''

[Mumm-Ra]

One of Apu’s two finest quotes. The other is:

Homer: ‘you know what you could do…’
Apu: ‘Shut up.’
Homer: ‘you could fake your own death.’
Apu: ‘shut up’
Homer: ‘all you need is a car…’
Apu: ‘I can’t believe you don’t shut up!’

Having a greater appreciation for Nelson as a character recently.

‘That was no accident, shame on you Nelson.’
‘Cram it ma’am.’

Favourite Apu line:

Kirk: Oh, let's just beat him up and take his stuff!
Apu: No, no, no, do not listen to that man. Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged.

 

[bradders1011]

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from the cover of Entertainment Weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!?

[Drinks Sangria]

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from the cover of Entertainment Weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!?

The delivery of this one is phenomenal.

Would anyone be interested in a Simpsons Character Draft? Maybe leave the family themselves out idk, but there's plenty of characters down the years to include.

[Hop]

One of my favourites from Homer:

'It takes two people to lie Marge - one to lie and one to listen'

[Hazell]

The delivery of this one is phenomenal.

Would anyone be interested in a Simpsons Character Draft? Maybe leave the family themselves out idk, but there's plenty of characters down the years to include.

Great idea, especially to leave the main characters out. A sort of No Homers Draft.

[courty61]

WE CANNOT CLAIM THE REWARD

UNLESS WE HAVE 51% OF THE CARCASS.

Probably one of my fave Apu lines

[bradders1011]

Great idea, especially to leave the main characters out. A sort of No Homers Draft.

We're allowed to have one.

[ScouserAtHeart]

Please do not offer my god a peanut

[Hazell]

We're allowed to have one.

Was waiting for that

[disgraced cake]

I've seen enough Mulder, let's go.

Yeah, ok. But somewhere out there something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us. Voodoo priests of Haiti, the Tibetan numerologists of Appalachia, the unsolved mysteries of Unsolved Mysteries ... the truth is out there!

Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy ... cheese it the feds!

[Statto Red]

 Make way for Willie! [lands on Superintendent Chalmers] I said make way for Willie, you bloated gasbag!

[Drinks Sangria]

Make way for Willie! [lands on Superintendent Chalmers] I said make way for Willie, you bloated gasbag!

Class after class of ugly, ugly children.

[disgraced cake]

Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm', aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that ... I'm fired aren't I?

[Hazell]

A lot of blue hair? What a freak!

[ScouserAtHeart]

Oh come on, Edna, we both know these kids have no future!

[disgraced cake]

Oh come on, Edna, we both know these kids have no future!

There's very little meat in these gym mats!

[Jack_Bauer]

Oh come on, Edna, we both know these kids have no future!

Prove Me, Wrong Kids, Prove Me Wrong

[disgraced cake]

He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had!

[Mumm-Ra]

He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had!

Ok this is weird, I just searched up this clip on YouTube today. A really crap guy just left our firm and I thought of it, was going to send it to his manager. But the manager’s Indian so I played it safe and left it

[shy_talk]

Well turn something on!  I'm starting to think!

(side note: Scorpio exempt! which is the best single appearing Simpsons character?)