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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #160 on: September 28, 2011, 11:53:37 am »
He's online at the moment Nick. At least that's what his profile suggest.

Doesn't strike me that Tucker's the kind of guy who leaves anything hanging...
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #161 on: September 28, 2011, 11:54:22 am »
Whores.  That's what you lot need.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #162 on: September 28, 2011, 11:59:39 am »
Whores.  That's what you lot need.

Tut tut, we'll have none of that in here.

Mistresses on the other hand..

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #163 on: September 28, 2011, 12:05:21 pm »
Tut tut, we'll have none of that in here.

Mistresses on the other hand..
Agreed.  But let's be honest, we wouldn't be in this thread if we had the subtlety to coax simply sex out of a woman.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #164 on: September 28, 2011, 12:20:36 pm »
Tut tut, we'll have none of that in here.

Mistresses on the other hand..
Quite so. I'm sure there'll be plenty in Manchester next week.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #165 on: September 28, 2011, 01:24:53 pm »
wasnt jokin by the way, im glad you all find it so amusing, my mates down the pub laughed to

its not a regular occurrence, just now & again, i find its better that than her just lying there watching tv while i do it, at least this way i dont feel like a total weirdo  ;D

plus sometimes it actually guilt trips her into having sex with me!!

its one of my better techniques ;)

oh, and ill let you in on another technique of mine which normally always works, bribes- gets expensive tho.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #166 on: September 28, 2011, 01:34:53 pm »
wasnt jokin by the way, im glad you all find it so amusing, my mates down the pub laughed to

its not a regular occurrence, just now & again, i find its better that than her just lying there watching tv while i do it, at least this way i dont feel like a total weirdo  ;D

plus sometimes it actually guilt trips her into having sex with me!!

its one of my better techniques ;)

oh, and ill let you in on another technique of mine which normally always works, bribes- gets expensive tho.


What the actual fuck? So bashing one out while she's in the room does make you feel weird, but you bashing one out while she makes sex noises doesn't make you feel weird?

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #167 on: September 28, 2011, 01:38:10 pm »
doesnt make me feel as weird, feels like she's even taking part a little bit ;D

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #168 on: September 28, 2011, 01:39:24 pm »
What the actual fuck? So bashing one out while she's in the room does make you feel weird, but you bashing one out while she makes sex noises doesn't make you feel weird?

:lmao
Maybe get her to make you a sex noise mix tape?  ::)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #169 on: September 28, 2011, 01:39:50 pm »
doesnt make me feel as weird, feels like she's even taking part a little bit ;D

I'm sorry, but it's got to be one of the weirdest things I've ever read. :D

Fair do's though, whatever floats your boat.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #170 on: September 28, 2011, 01:41:26 pm »
This thread is terrifying by the way. I'm not married but have been with my missus 5 and a half years and sex life is already pretty non existent, so reading that it's only going to get worse after I'm married is pretty fucking shite.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #171 on: September 28, 2011, 01:41:53 pm »
doesnt make me feel as weird, feels like she's even taking part a little bit ;D

I think you have joined the RAWK hall of fame, mate..

The first one was the legend who come up with the quote "drinks flowed until the morning and i ended up fingering her in the doorway of greggs bakers"..

Not sure if both of you is doing one, but doesn't matter..
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #172 on: September 28, 2011, 01:43:04 pm »
i feel honoured, thanks ;D

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #173 on: September 28, 2011, 01:45:56 pm »
i feel honoured, thanks ;D
Just wait til the custom title appears, you may change your mind.  ;)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #174 on: September 28, 2011, 01:48:54 pm »
Just wait til the custom title appears, you may change your mind.  ;)

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #175 on: September 28, 2011, 01:50:58 pm »
Was wondering why the mods hadn't  jumped on that ...

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #176 on: September 28, 2011, 01:55:20 pm »
Was wondering why the mods hadn't  jumped on that ...

Would be a bit unfair given not even her husband has.

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #177 on: September 28, 2011, 02:30:06 pm »
Was wondering why the mods hadn't  jumped on that ...

They'll jump on before his wife does, thats for sure.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #178 on: September 28, 2011, 02:49:53 pm »
They'll jump on before his wife does, thats for sure.

As long as they do the noises, i don't really care

started thinking about womens tennis now.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #179 on: September 28, 2011, 02:50:39 pm »
You wanna get the missus to join in a mutual wank session. That way she dont have to make an effort as such, she makes silly noises and you get to chuck one out and call it an emotional bond sort of bollocks nonsense. Done that may a time when i couldnt be arsed to give her one.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #180 on: September 28, 2011, 03:09:37 pm »
Tell you something my Mrs does that really fucks me off. She might start grabbing my dick through my kecks and stuff when she knows there is no chance of anything happening because my lads' upstairs or something.
 But if he goes out to play all of a sudden there's a desperate need to go the shop or she's suddenly overcome with tiredness and needs to go to sleep or there's some other shite excuse not to do anything.

Same happens with me. I'll get really frustrated over several weeks having my requests knocked back. Tiredness, headache, stomach ache, just don't feel like it, maybe tomorrow (to which I usually respond that I'll put it in my diary to confirm the appointment), etc.

Then I come home from work and she'll start the sort of stuff your saying, really working me up for it. Time comes and "no, not tonight, I'm too tired, I've got a headache, etc.". If I complain enough over a few weeks she'll finally give in, then afterwards will say "happy now" jokingly. No, not really, because I've got another 3-4 week wait now for next time".

Even when we were trying for kids she would do this, then wonder why she wasn't getting pregnant. Well, there is a good reason for that my dear....

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #181 on: September 28, 2011, 03:48:31 pm »
is it always the woman though? do you reckon just as many men give out excuses.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #182 on: September 28, 2011, 03:50:12 pm »
is it always the woman though? do you reckon just as many men give out excuses.

No way  :P
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #183 on: September 28, 2011, 03:54:31 pm »
is it always the woman though? do you reckon just as many men give out excuses.
Interesting, any married female RAWKites going to comment?  ???

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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #184 on: September 28, 2011, 04:01:33 pm »
Interesting, any married female RAWKites going to comment?  ???

let them have their say  ;D
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #185 on: September 28, 2011, 04:03:49 pm »
Thanks for this thread guys, you've given me at least another half dozen foolproof excuses.

Keep 'em comin.

They already have  :lmao
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #186 on: September 28, 2011, 04:04:26 pm »
is it always the woman though? do you reckon just as many men give out excuses.

before my missus got preggers she wanted it more than me, and the odd night when i couldnt be arsed id give a shitty excuse, seems a long long time ago now tho, but then she'd start bringing herself off right beside mein bed, and guess what, the sex noises started as she was hotting up then of course id have to join in so she got her way in the end,

pity it doesnt work the other way  round as well :(





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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #187 on: September 28, 2011, 04:09:01 pm »
before my missus got preggers she wanted it more than me, and the odd night when i couldnt be arsed id give a shitty excuse, seems a long long time ago now tho, but then she'd start bringing herself off right beside mein bed, and guess what, the sex noises started as she was hotting up then of course id have to join in so she got her way in the end,

pity it doesnt work the other way  round as well :(






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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #188 on: September 28, 2011, 04:11:17 pm »
Nothing quite as erotic as that Paul ;)
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #189 on: September 28, 2011, 04:12:03 pm »
Nothing quite as erotic as that Paul ;)

if she knew i was awake she would have stopped. Just think it wasn't meant for me that night, i didnt want to ruin it for her ha ha
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #190 on: September 28, 2011, 05:18:46 pm »
Must try this sex thing sometime soon  ;).

there's been a few nights ive had to relieve myself with her beside me in the bed, in fairness to her, she made some sex noises which helped me along the way
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #191 on: September 28, 2011, 05:22:26 pm »
My mrs will let me have sex with her most nights if I want, which is fine.
But she won't suck my dick which really pisses me off. I'd do it myself but I can't reach.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #192 on: September 28, 2011, 07:21:19 pm »
This thread is terrifying by the way. I'm not married but have been with my missus 5 and a half years and sex life is already pretty non existent, so reading that it's only going to get worse after I'm married is pretty fucking shite.

Same here. I'm on three years but it still makes the prospect of marriage look bleak...
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« Reply #193 on: September 28, 2011, 07:27:35 pm »
Am I the only that this happens to?

I'll ask for sex like an entire night, and get the usual excuses like she's tired, headache etc. Then we'll end up staying up til like midnight just watching tv or whatever, and then I finally have to get in bed cuz I'm up by 5:30 for work. She'll come to bed about 15-20 mins later, by which time I'm either already asleep or somewhere in between waking and sleeping, and THEN she decides she's up for it.  :no
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #194 on: September 28, 2011, 07:29:44 pm »
Morning sex is the best sex. I was never ever refused it in the morning.
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #195 on: September 28, 2011, 07:35:12 pm »
Am I the only that this happens to?

I'll ask for sex like an entire night, and get the usual excuses like she's tired, headache etc. Then we'll end up staying up til like midnight just watching tv or whatever, and then I finally have to get in bed cuz I'm up by 5:30 for work. She'll come to bed about 15-20 mins later, by which time I'm either already asleep or somewhere in between waking and sleeping, and THEN she decides she's up for it.  :no


You mean she initiates it?!?! If only.

She's in bed by 10pm most nights, occasionally I'll go up at the same time with the hope something might happen, never does.

I wonder if I get a divorce but stay with her whether it might return to the old days? :)
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #196 on: September 28, 2011, 07:42:48 pm »
is this an age thing, right i wasn't  married but was together a while, in fairness our sex life was always ok, till towards the end, when she was getting it elsewhere. So thats when i started getting the excuses.

what i'm asking is though, and maybe its common sense but are married couples in their 30's bang at it, and 40's onwards not?
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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #197 on: September 28, 2011, 07:50:13 pm »
wasnt jokin by the way, im glad you all find it so amusing, my mates down the pub laughed to

its not a regular occurrence, just now & again, i find its better that than her just lying there watching tv while i do it, at least this way i dont feel like a total weirdo  ;D

plus sometimes it actually guilt trips her into having sex with me!!

its one of my better techniques ;)

oh, and ill let you in on another technique of mine which normally always works, bribes- gets expensive tho.

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« Reply #198 on: September 28, 2011, 08:18:25 pm »
before my missus got preggers she wanted it more than me, and the odd night when i couldnt be arsed id give a shitty excuse, seems a long long time ago now tho, but then she'd start bringing herself off right beside mein bed, and guess what, the sex noises started as she was hotting up then of course id have to join in so she got her way in the end,

pity it doesnt work the other way  round as well :(






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Re: The Marital Sex thread...
« Reply #199 on: September 28, 2011, 08:25:31 pm »
You're taking the piss aren't you?

i fucking hope so.
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