Coincidentally, I am currently just watching one of my favourite films with my wife and Id just thought id share a quote from it.
Inglorious Bastards
Raine:
Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true - it ain't.
Col. Hans Landa:
Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. And nine nine nine point nine nine nine times out of a million you would be correct. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. [Long pause; shrugs] What shall the history books read?