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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5160 on: August 19, 2019, 11:37:58 am »
The technology that is really needed is one that allows referees to instantly peer into the murky future and make their decisions based on what moron pundits say on MotD, including Cahill saying that 'they could read the rules, but where is the fun in that'?

haha true

Cahill actually said that?   :o
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5161 on: August 19, 2019, 12:10:10 pm »
haha true

Cahill actually said that?   :o
I am paraphrasing, but something along those lines, yeah.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5162 on: August 19, 2019, 12:25:52 pm »
The technology that is really needed is one that allows referees to instantly peer into the murky future and make their decisions based on what moron pundits say on MotD, including Cahill saying that 'they could read the rules, but where is the fun in that'?

To be fair, his comments are not too far removed from some complaints in the VAR thread

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5163 on: August 19, 2019, 12:33:18 pm »
Away from the VAR analysis, Danny Murphy was full of his usual shite this weekend.

Highlighted Eriksen on the left, and said something like

"I don't know what Eriksen is doing on the left in this team, he's up against the strongest and fastest fullback in Europe where plenty of marking will have to be done, in this clip he doesn't follow him back that's only down to attitude not tactics"

And they are showing a clip where Walker sprints down field overlapping, while Eriksen lags behind. In one sentence he has contradicted himself.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5164 on: August 19, 2019, 12:45:41 pm »
Noticed they didn't look back at some other controversial decision in their analysis, namely penalties that were not awarded and that VAR did not overturn. Watford could have had one against Everton when Deulofeu was brought down by Mina, Villa could have had one for Wesley being taken out by the Bournemouth 'keeper and Bournemouth could have had another in the same game when Wilson was brought down following a corner.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5165 on: August 19, 2019, 01:31:31 pm »
To be fair, his comments are not too far removed from some complaints in the VAR thread

That comment is out of context and a little disingenuous, as are a lot of the remarks in this thread that seem to be quite defensive about VAR.

Is it really so out of order for a pundit to talk about whether they like a new rule that is being used here for only the second weekend ever?

Of course anyone who says VAR got it wrong is incorrect, but people are entitled to think that the laws were better prior to the addition of this VAR objectivity aiding rule

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5166 on: August 19, 2019, 01:36:43 pm »
The technology that is really needed is one that allows referees to instantly peer into the murky future and make their decisions based on what moron pundits say on MotD, including Cahill saying that 'they could read the rules, but where is the fun in that'?
I think it's safe to say that we are at an all time low in the standard of pundits and to be honest I blame the production staff for employing these dickheads to start with and then seemingly providing no incentive for them to improve.
When you get ex pro's, many of whom look down on the opinions of mere mortals because "they have never played the game", openly admitting that they don't even know the rules of what they're analysing, and who clearly have made no attempt to understand things like VAR, then it's time to pack it in because the only people benefiting are the ex-pro's.

Do producers honestly think people watch the likes of MOTD because they really want to hear Danny Murphy, Jenas, Lawrenson etc?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5167 on: August 22, 2019, 11:37:43 am »
Really good letter in F365 today about the pundits and VAR


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5168 on: August 22, 2019, 01:09:38 pm »
Noticed they didn't look back at some other controversial decision in their analysis, namely penalties that were not awarded and that VAR did not overturn. Watford could have had one against Everton when Deulofeu was brought down by Mina,


That stood out massively for me, too. It was a clear foul, yet the commentator immediately dismissed it before the slo-mo made him admit it looked a penalty, followed by him saying VAR decides not a pen; the studio muppets ignored it.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5169 on: August 24, 2019, 10:35:43 pm »
You sometimes forget that Frank Lampard is Chelsea manager :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5170 on: August 24, 2019, 10:37:19 pm »
You sometimes forget that Frank Lampard is Chelsea manager :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5171 on: August 24, 2019, 10:39:06 pm »
Danny Fucking Murphy again! FFS
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5172 on: August 24, 2019, 10:40:53 pm »
What time are Everton top of the league - I want set my Betamax.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5173 on: August 24, 2019, 10:42:05 pm »
Danny Murphy and Ian Wright

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5174 on: August 24, 2019, 10:42:57 pm »
What time are Everton top of the league - I want set my Betamax.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5175 on: August 24, 2019, 10:48:00 pm »
Pearce is insufferable. Does nothing but moan, like he's obligated to be entertained.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5176 on: August 24, 2019, 10:48:37 pm »
Danny Murphy and Ian Wright

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5177 on: August 24, 2019, 10:48:42 pm »
Emery ‘Penalty was soft’ :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5178 on: August 24, 2019, 10:49:14 pm »


Nope he’s the next rung up the idiot ladder
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5179 on: August 24, 2019, 10:51:45 pm »
What the fuck is this studio about? Did they just spend money on that so they wouldn't have to pay for a decent pundit?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5180 on: August 24, 2019, 10:52:55 pm »
What time are Everton top of the league - I want set my Betamax.
;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5181 on: August 24, 2019, 10:54:36 pm »
What the fuck is this studio about? Did they just spend money on that so they wouldn't have to pay for a decent pundit?

These pundits have really got their feet under the table

Shearer I’ll listen to begrudgingly

The rest are fucking boring muppets who say nothing of note
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5182 on: August 24, 2019, 10:56:33 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5183 on: August 24, 2019, 10:58:27 pm »
Sly dig from Lineker at the start when he said 55 years ago Liverpool vs. Arsenal was the only game shown, no argument about running order then.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5184 on: August 24, 2019, 11:00:01 pm »
In the pub and just seen that the Liverpool game was on but without any sound. Anyway I noticed that the gimp was on doing the analysis. Any words of wisdom from him?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5185 on: August 24, 2019, 11:05:10 pm »
De Gea OG ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5186 on: August 24, 2019, 11:06:57 pm »
United are so undisciplined.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5187 on: August 24, 2019, 11:08:05 pm »
OGS looks like he aged 50 years during that game.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5188 on: August 24, 2019, 11:12:08 pm »
Just saw Mark Bright in crowd at United v Palace match. Doesn’t seem to be a pundit anymore but remains responsible for the worst piece of punditry I’ve ever heard.

Autumn 2008, Liverpool go to fortress Stamford Bridge and win an extremely tight match 1-0 with an Alonso goal. Liverpool were so well set-up and reduced Chelsea to long-range shots and poor crossing opportunities. A Rafa masterclass in an era when Chelsea were extremely strong.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5189 on: August 24, 2019, 11:15:08 pm »
I cant stand Jonathan Pearce.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5190 on: August 24, 2019, 11:17:06 pm »
Just saw Mark Bright in crowd at United v Palace match. Doesn’t seem to be a pundit anymore but remains responsible for the worst piece of punditry I’ve ever heard.

Autumn 2008, Liverpool go to fortress Stamford Bridge and win an extremely tight match 1-0 with an Alonso goal. Liverpool were so well set-up and reduced Chelsea to long-range shots and poor crossing opportunities. A Rafa masterclass in an era when Chelsea were extremely strong.

Mark Bright: “I just think Liverpool were very negative. I think United or Arsenal would’ve gone there and put on a show”

Couldn’t believe how incredibly ungenerous he was...and stupid.
Mark Bright hates Liverpool, he always has somethiong negative to say about them. He has a chip on his shoulder about the 9-0 pasting his team got against Liverpool.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5191 on: August 24, 2019, 11:17:46 pm »
That's straight out of the shite pundit handbook, if you can't say anything insightful say something controversial to try and wind up some of your audience.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5192 on: August 24, 2019, 11:22:15 pm »
I cant stand Jonathan Pearce.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5193 on: August 24, 2019, 11:23:38 pm »
Sly dig from Lineker at the start when he said 55 years ago Liverpool vs. Arsenal was the only game shown, no argument about running order then.
His attempt at a sly dig fell a bit flat to be honest , as he actually said 55 weeks ago not years

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5194 on: August 24, 2019, 11:23:44 pm »
Damn

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5195 on: August 24, 2019, 11:24:16 pm »
Harvey Barnes is a very good player. Did he play the pass for Vardy’s goal?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5196 on: August 24, 2019, 11:26:33 pm »
Had to mute the telly when that lady started commentating. Just the wrong voice for it.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5197 on: August 24, 2019, 11:31:35 pm »
Shocking challenge that
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5198 on: August 24, 2019, 11:33:23 pm »
Shocking challenge that
That was terrible! Lucky he never broke the lads leg.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5199 on: August 24, 2019, 11:37:06 pm »
Had to mute the telly when that lady started commentating. Just the wrong voice for it.

Her voice is fucking awful
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