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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #720 on: October 24, 2021, 09:21:35 pm »
Hey, today is my birthday too. Can I at least get in that Everton thread title :wave ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #721 on: October 24, 2021, 09:23:04 pm »
Hey, today is my birthday too. Can I at least get in that Everton thread title :wave ;D

Happy Birthday Elsie, have a good one :)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #722 on: October 24, 2021, 09:24:26 pm »
Not bad

Happy birthday Capon you #sausage
haha nice one mate :wave

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #723 on: October 24, 2021, 09:24:36 pm »
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #724 on: October 24, 2021, 09:24:58 pm »
Happy Birthday Capon .

Here's one for youse all .

Me mate asked me earlier if Ronaldo ever been twatted 5 - 0 ? 
cheers mert. Hope ya havin a good one  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #725 on: October 24, 2021, 09:26:09 pm »


Here's one for youse all .

Me mate asked me earlier if Ronaldo ever been twatted 5 - 0 ? 
haven’t Barca leathered them by that? (Real)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #726 on: October 24, 2021, 09:27:00 pm »
Hey, today is my birthday too. Can I at least get in that Everton thread title :wave ;D

happy birthday Elsewhere. ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #727 on: October 24, 2021, 09:27:53 pm »
Glorious , i stroked a cat for the last half an hour.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #728 on: October 24, 2021, 09:28:56 pm »
he's just shoved two pencils up his nose, put a pair of underpants on his head and said "wibble"

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #729 on: October 24, 2021, 09:28:57 pm »
happy birthday Elsewhere. ;D
happy birthday Capon, we got the best birthday gift today  :wave

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #730 on: October 24, 2021, 09:29:17 pm »
Years from now, there will be times when the mancs accidentally dig up this repressed memory.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #731 on: October 24, 2021, 09:30:00 pm »
Happy birthday Capon.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #732 on: October 24, 2021, 09:31:05 pm »
Happy Birthday Elsie, have a good one :)
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #733 on: October 24, 2021, 09:31:40 pm »
Hey, today is my birthday too. Can I at least get in that Everton thread title :wave ;D
Happy Ole sacking day for you too.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #735 on: October 24, 2021, 09:35:55 pm »
he had a United shirt on so I assumed he was a United fan.

I'm sure they are his English team, but that very much seems like a glory hunter thing, as his main team is Rangers.

In any case, today at least, he is an absolute weapon  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #736 on: October 24, 2021, 09:37:36 pm »
happy birthday Capon, we got the best birthday gift today  :wave
YARP ;D

Boss eh ;)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #737 on: October 24, 2021, 09:38:20 pm »
Happy birthday Capon.


Cheers Chak mate, hope ya well. Good day eh ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #738 on: October 24, 2021, 09:40:04 pm »
Happy birthday capon you utter mentalist beaut haha!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #739 on: October 24, 2021, 09:40:12 pm »
Did Ronaldo deserve a red there or yellow was ok since he kicked the ball? Maybe i am getting greedy but i was sure he'd get a red there.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #740 on: October 24, 2021, 09:40:13 pm »
Cheers Chak mate, hope ya well. Good day eh ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #741 on: October 24, 2021, 09:40:24 pm »
I'm sure they are his English team, but that very much seems like a glory hunter thing, as his main team is Rangers.

In any case, today at least, he is an absolute weapon  ;D

I don't follow rasslin'.

But NBC did a fan zone 2 years ago and the Red headed wrestler was there singing Liverpool songs and leading the charge.

Today they have another one in LA. So the other wrestler comes on and chooses a Man utd shirt to have a go. If he truly was a Man Utd supporter he'd have been on the show before.

Seemed all staged to me. Except the Red head who said he's a Liverpool supporter and showed older pictures of him in our kit.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #742 on: October 24, 2021, 09:40:55 pm »
cheers mert. Hope ya havin a good one  ;D
 
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #744 on: October 24, 2021, 09:43:01 pm »
Did Ronaldo deserve a red there or yellow was ok since he kicked the ball? Maybe i am getting greedy but i was sure he'd get a red there.

Should have been a red, he's got a cob on and kicking Jones by booting the ball into him, he wasn't trying to get the ball into play .
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #745 on: October 24, 2021, 09:44:28 pm »
Got a gif or two... or five.   :)



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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #746 on: October 24, 2021, 09:47:30 pm »
Should have been a red, he's got a cob on and kicking Jones by booting the ball into him, he wasn't trying to get the ball into play .

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #747 on: October 24, 2021, 09:48:17 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #748 on: October 24, 2021, 09:49:52 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #749 on: October 24, 2021, 09:50:40 pm »
Happy what’s left of your birthday Capon you deranged fucker🤗

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #750 on: October 24, 2021, 09:50:51 pm »
These twats are so shit I've only just remembered we've got Thiago to come in yet. Wonder if we will beat our scoring record this year. I love Jurgen.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #751 on: October 24, 2021, 09:52:31 pm »
Should have been a red, he's got a cob on and kicking Jones by booting the ball into him, he wasn't trying to get the ball into play .
thought so too, i think even he expected a red there as he looked relieved after seeing yellow.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #752 on: October 24, 2021, 09:53:03 pm »
haha nice one mate :wave

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #753 on: October 24, 2021, 09:54:20 pm »
My favourite moment of the match!




agreed I wonder how the neville brothers and all the delusion United fans thought when they saw this across the globe.

also the Neville meltdown in hte studio and all the fans on Radio 5live. I listened for an hour before the F1 grandprix ..  Neville claiming ROnaldo was like Elvis coming into OT and Paul Scholes saying I told you so. and KK joy and Fergusson so unhappy.

5Live MU fans were clueless (but most want Ole replaced) .some classic suggestions for Ole replacement from Chris COleman, to Martin Oneil to Conte cannot speak English and not the rright manager to Sign Simeone from AMadrid .. to they need to sign  someone that is longer term with a strategy & technical nous like Guardiola and Klopp.   

Virgil interview we want  to take it  game by game .. I a lot of people are saying that were are in the form that brought us the Prem title 2 years ago.

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« Reply #754 on: October 24, 2021, 09:57:08 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #755 on: October 24, 2021, 09:57:29 pm »
I said to my boss on Friday I hoped we battered them so hard that no amount of Taylor shenanigans could effect us.

I had a dream yesterday of us being 4-0 up.

I felt were would give them a hammering, no real reason why just a feeling. So happy that it turned out correct.

This would have been an amazing weekend for me no matter what, but just seeing this amazing football team do their thing, especially against the mancs, fucking hell there's very few things better.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #756 on: October 24, 2021, 10:00:56 pm »
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah


fuck off manc c*nts


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #757 on: October 24, 2021, 10:02:55 pm »
No post from Fromola since the pre-match thread. Weird that.
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« Reply #758 on: October 24, 2021, 10:03:57 pm »
Did Ronaldo deserve a red there or yellow was ok since he kicked the ball? Maybe i am getting greedy but i was sure he'd get a red there.
I’d say red. Wasn’t just one kick , he had a couple of goes.

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« Reply #759 on: October 24, 2021, 10:05:56 pm »
These are the best of days with some of the best players we've ever had and the best manager we've ever had and I feel so sorry for people who just can't enjoy it. UP THE FUCKING REDS.
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