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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #640 on: October 24, 2021, 08:25:39 pm »
What a day, hahahhahaha. 

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #641 on: October 24, 2021, 08:26:36 pm »
Virj and Ibou swatting away fly's.  8)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #642 on: October 24, 2021, 08:26:59 pm »
Love this from Ibou. No one is messin' with the big man.  8)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #643 on: October 24, 2021, 08:27:17 pm »
I really hope Sheamus gave United fan Drew drew mcintyre so much grief at the fan fest on NBCSN

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #644 on: October 24, 2021, 08:28:37 pm »
Did we stand off them in the second half out of concern they might injure more of our players?

Really hope Keita is okay. Even with a five nil battering I am feeling gutted for him, and I'm concerned what losing him long term might cost us.

Fuck United.



I think so.

After Everton last season, it was the right thing to do.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #645 on: October 24, 2021, 08:29:23 pm »
Cheers for the thread title change John ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #646 on: October 24, 2021, 08:30:22 pm »
Cheers for the thread title change John ;D
Happy sausage day!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #647 on: October 24, 2021, 08:30:45 pm »
I'm happy to be arrogant so i'll post my little ditty again for all those prematch doubters.


Always fun to smack the Mancs
Spank the Mancs
Smash the Mancs
Makes our Sunday
Fuckin fun
Walloping the Mancs

Expand, tunise it, do what you want with it.
But always shout type pencil it at the doubters.

A 5-0 stroll.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #648 on: October 24, 2021, 08:31:34 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #649 on: October 24, 2021, 08:31:55 pm »
Cheers for the thread title change John ;D

Happy Birthday mate.

Can I come round yours for the party?  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #651 on: October 24, 2021, 08:32:51 pm »
Elvis died on the bog

haha nicely done  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #652 on: October 24, 2021, 08:33:08 pm »
Cheers for the thread title change John ;D

Geez that today must've been one of the best birthday presents ever.

Uhm happy birthday by the way. You're errr... alright like  ::)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #653 on: October 24, 2021, 08:33:58 pm »
Happy Birthday mate.

Can I come round yours for the party?  ;D
Haha ya know what mate, you’d be sound. One of the good guys you on here  ;D ;)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #654 on: October 24, 2021, 08:34:07 pm »
Maguire cost £80 million

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #655 on: October 24, 2021, 08:34:27 pm »
Fergie: "I poop my pants ..."
Kenny: "F-in hell"   ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #656 on: October 24, 2021, 08:35:05 pm »
Did we stand off them in the second half out of concern they might injure more of our players?

Yeah I think so. 5-0 up and 2 players off with injuries. There was no need for us to go at them 100%. The game was won, so need to risk anything, keep hold of the ball, keep a clean sheet and reduce the risk of getting anymore injuries. If we’d had no injuries then I think we would have pressed for 6 and 7 more.

Maguire cost £80 million

Blows my mind everything I see him play

Agree, he really is an overpriced/overrated turd.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #657 on: October 24, 2021, 08:35:20 pm »
Geez that today must've been one of the best birthday presents ever.

Uhm happy birthday by the way. You're errr... alright like  ::)
Haha yup. I share my birthday with Wayne Rooney. Wonder if he’s having a good as day as me ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #658 on: October 24, 2021, 08:36:36 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #659 on: October 24, 2021, 08:37:02 pm »
Happy Birthday mate.

Can I come round yours for the party?  ;D

You bring the Kebabs and Capon can bring the Sausages.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #660 on: October 24, 2021, 08:37:25 pm »
Happy sausage day!
haha right back atcha  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #661 on: October 24, 2021, 08:37:35 pm »
Haha yup. I share my birthday with Wayne Rooney. Wonder if he’s having a good as day as me ;D
Don't worry about him. He'll find some granny to pork on Derby.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #662 on: October 24, 2021, 08:37:43 pm »
Klopp miffed we allowed Ronaldo to cut inside for his offside goal. Brilliant. That’s leadership. Keep it in perspective.

And his wife was there. Might be a big old night in the Klopp household.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #663 on: October 24, 2021, 08:38:19 pm »
Quote from: Al 666 link=topic=349431 .msg18006019#msg18006019 date=1635104222
You bring the Kebabs and Capon can bring the Sausages.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #664 on: October 24, 2021, 08:38:54 pm »
Every single United player scores less than 3 on the BBC ratings page.

I saw that to..... ;D ;D ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #665 on: October 24, 2021, 08:38:56 pm »
Don't worry about him. He'll find some granny to pork on Derby.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #666 on: October 24, 2021, 08:39:33 pm »
Sweet holy hell, that was an utterly supreme performance from our boys. I fully expected another struggle. But holy shit, our lads wiped the floor with them from the first minute to the last. Just one lapse in defending that led to Ronaldo's (chalked off) goal and that was it. I have never seen Liverpool dismantle Man U like that at the Old Trafford and I'm old.

Mate, Id love to know how old old is?  :D  I can still remember (vaguely), a recumbent Charlie George with arms aloft!

What a day. What a team. I've never been so happy  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #667 on: October 24, 2021, 08:39:57 pm »
Have to admit being a bit negative beforehand. Thought we’d only win by a goal or two.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #668 on: October 24, 2021, 08:40:37 pm »
Pogba is a c*nt and so is Fernandes. His tackle on Curtis was a shocker.

Icouldn't believe my eyes. They played right into our hands 🤣🤣🤣

The fucking space they gave us of all teams. They're lucky it wasn't worse. We'll remember this for some time. The Gremlin is gone surely.
That was even more of a blatant red than Pogba's on Keita!
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #669 on: October 24, 2021, 08:40:48 pm »
Just wanted to say how good does Konate look. Fuck me I don't say this likely but he has the potential to be as good as Virgil imo an absolute monster.
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #670 on: October 24, 2021, 08:40:54 pm »


Pheewwwww, yeah, I did go for a shit. Who are you again? Where’s the simply red fella??

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #671 on: October 24, 2021, 08:41:02 pm »
I’ll be honest, I’m always happy (like all of us) when we are winning against United. But when it was 3-0 I was thinking we’ve seen this before, 2011 (until Hernandez scores) and 2014. But when Salah made it 4-0 and it wasn’t even Half time, THAT’S when it hit me that this wasn’t your ordinary thrashing of United.

This was something different today, and it wasn’t even half-time. The 5th and Ronaldo being disallowed just added to it.

This was a special win, and although I missed the first two goals as I was not home from work yet, it hasn’t taken away what was a special day. This was fun. And I want to revel in it as much as I can. As I remember when we lost 4-0 there and Hyypia had a coin thrown at him. I’m thinking of you Sami today too.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #672 on: October 24, 2021, 08:43:23 pm »
Just wanted to say how good does Konate look. Fuck me I don't say this likely but he has the potential to be as good as Virgil imo an absolute monster.

Aye... was really really baffled by the erm... lets put it nicely "concern" about his selection beforehand.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #673 on: October 24, 2021, 08:43:37 pm »
He is too scared of the Prima donnas in the team I think
They messed it all up buying Ronaldo. At the last minute... the wool got pulled over their eyes because of sentiment.
Fernandes did so well. Was the star of the team, and they had just gotten over Pogba. They didn't have to pander to him anymore.
They then got Sancho and he was supposed to be the man leading the attack... then Ronaldo and his agent decided to slip back into the old joint quickly to pick their pockets before retiring! ;D

Ole had slowly started to build that team- a grotesque team in his own image, but he made some basic smart moves, until Ronaldo fell into his lap.

Now Sancho's rotting on the bench. Even his old club recently expressed their sadness over seeing him being wasted away.
Ronaldo has to play every game. What Ronaldo says, goes! How Ronaldo behaves, the team follows!
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"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #674 on: October 24, 2021, 08:43:42 pm »
Haha yup. I share my birthday with Wayne Rooney. Wonder if he’s having a good as day as me ;D

Happy birthday, friend.   :D

I share my birthday with Michael Owen...


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« Reply #675 on: October 24, 2021, 08:45:06 pm »
Honestly thought the referee was an absolute disgrace today. Maguire should have seen red for his last man foul on Jota, Fernández should have seen red for his assault on Curtis, Pogbas was a red all day long and he missed it and you could argue Ronaldo should have been off for his shithouse behaviour in general.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #676 on: October 24, 2021, 08:45:25 pm »
Run of the mill 3 points from Europa fodder. Move on.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #677 on: October 24, 2021, 08:45:47 pm »
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What a truly bizarre video this is.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #678 on: October 24, 2021, 08:45:55 pm »
like everyone I'd have loved us to go on and score 7 or 8 but the way we toyed with them for 20 mins was a team showing supreme proffesional confidence...I loved it...must have stung like fuck for the.watching Mancs.

Watching Reds since late 60's..this is the best ever win at Old Trafford...hold on, against the Mancs that is.


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